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Ehren after every single one of his stunts probably:

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Getting a blair witch tattoo but not for blair witch, for Ryan Dunn

[welcometojackass2022]

Bam is puppy in a pathetic “wear a collar and beg for treats” kinda way

Ehren is puppy in a “omg what a good boy!!! let me pet you” kinda way

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Dico is a rabid runt, I'd still pet him

[welcometojackass2022]

Bam is puppy in a pathetic “wear a collar and beg for treats” kinda way

Ehren is puppy in a “omg what a good boy!!! let me pet you” kinda way

[welcometojackass2022]

Bam is puppy in a pathetic “wear a collar and beg for treats” kinda way

Ehren is puppy in a “omg what a good boy!!! let me pet you” kinda way

[avampirewashere]

puppppyyyyy

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did Phil even participate in this work project? He looks just like his mamaaa!!

[avampirewashere]

puppppyyyyy

[avampirewashere]

puppppyyyyy

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Viva la Bam is probably the only good thing that ever came out of giving a white boy a lot of money

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Despite the good nostalgic memories i associate to it, the Viva la Bam house is worse than a liminal space. It belongs to the uncanny valley of habitats if there's even such a thing

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Ik most (all?) of them are happily married and stuff but pls pls let me daydream about being the controversially young gf of one of the Jackass cast or crew members

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Whenever Johnny mentions his doctor im taken aback massively, like yes. That's a thing, Johnny knoxville has a doctor that he visits. That person is probably living in a constant dissonant state of being scared that Johnny will once again do something inherently detrimental to his health and yet the idea of him retiring means losing their best customer lol

[are-you-crying]

[dittodottle]

thinking heavily about dave england getting jealous at chris pontius for doing the tandem bike stunt

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If your sidekick ever sidekicks someone else please note that according to Dave England that's adultery

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Arm..a......aem.

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I dreamed there was a bar around my block that had a cocktail called random hero. i went and Ehren was the barman. Spike was seated at the table beside me and we talked a bit and he hit on me... take me back..

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Im just like Johnny knoxville, except the bull is life and i dont get concussions i get debilitating anxiety. But who cares im cool and hot af