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« 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢’𝔰 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔞 𝔰𝔞𝔡 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢, 𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔢𝔶𝔢𝔰… »
Evie. 19. ENTP. Don Piper’s little lamb.
married to @anisangeldust 💋
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Evie, I need your opinion on this bc I know you’re a taylor swift fan. You Belong With Me Scott x Reader AU. he’s in a toxic relationship with the popular girl (they’re both popular), reader is a nerd in the marching band, and she has a crush on him. Pretty much what’s shown in the music video.
SCOTT WOULD BE PERFECT!! may I suggest to sprinkle that him and reader used to be childhood friends bcs they were neighbor (like in the clip)
Clit.
Wait hold on everyone wants winnie samantha monroe already but I still cant get over tiny baby vinnie who barely talks and just waddles everywhere and sam walks behind him cus its his guy and deep inside he loves him sm (he won't say it) and he has such soft eyes while he just gazes at vincent
STAWPPPP HE’S MY FIRSTBORN WAIT YOUR FIRSTBORN (our firstborn?) he’s so cute, he still has diapers and Winnie the Pooh pajamas and he likes gentle rain asmr 🥹🥹 it’s Sam’s miracle baby who saved him and made him better you can’t replace that!
Four times i tried to reply to the post you've tagged me in (the six non selfies) and each time TUMBLR SAYS I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN CUS UPS SOMETHING WENT WRONG😤😤😤
ISTG ITS SOOO UPSETTING I HAD THIS THREE DAYS AGO AND I CRASHED OUT SO BAD WHILE I WAS IN THE TRAIN AND I THINK THE LADY BESIDE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD 😭 it’s okay tho
LIDL MENTIONED 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
THATS THE BEST STORE 🥹🥹 for broke people like me lidl is so cheap and cool, I always do my groceries there. I think it's only an European experience tho!
Six non selfies
Babes tagged me @haydenssweetheart so imma do it
1. Made some bread
2. Sunset at Chicago
3. grindr shirt at Spencer's
4. Painting I did for my room of TNBC
5.billie eilish at ulta😻
6. Women's bathroom relatable quote
Do it if you want😅 @baldwincain @cblivius @andyluu @amber-wavess
six none selfies （＾ｖ＾）
my fellow mutual tagged me 🥹
testing out my new vhs player and tapes in may.
star wars episode three ticket i saved from when i saw it in theaters last year.
flowers centerpieces that i stole from a wedding back in february.
an antique store that i went to in january and it literally gave me a bad feeling.
when i went to go see kali uchis last year in september.
HAYDEN’S PHOTO AND SIGNATURE AT GALAXY’S EDGE IN DISNEYLAND 🥹😭
no pressure! @cherries-with-hayden @andyluu @anakinssweetestgirl and the rest open tag bc idk who else to tag 😭
for my six non selfies!!!
the sweetest girls tagged me, thank u sm<333
1. I do my own nails and I was pretty pleased with how they turned out 😓 Did them while watching La Velada Del Año VI yesterday
2. I went out with my friends for my nineteenth birthday, the green one was my cake and I did the other one for my friend that made me watch Star Wars for the first time.
3. I love my Darth Vader keychain, my aunt bought it for me in an AutoZone after almost crashing when her car brakes gave out on the middle of a Tijuana road
4. It's a tree on a cemetery. It's on Teotihuacan, on a mountain that has a view of the pyramids. When the wind hits it, the bells on it make a very beautiful melody.
5. I learned how to do balloon dogs that day, I made like fourty and they ended up on a bag in my bedroom.
6. I went on a road trip from Acapulco to Tijuana, and after a damn week driving daily for hours, we reached a part of Baja California that reminded me badly of Geonosis.
Sorry for the damn long texts for every pic, I'm bad at synthesizing info 😵
I don't know if u guys @bambisribbon @speaknow-sw do this kind of stuff, and I'm bad at remembering users, but the tag is open!!!
my six non selfies!!!
1. pic of a restaurant I saw while getting out of The Odyssey movie while in vacation and it sent me cuz I have the humor of a 8yo when it comes to omegaverse.
2. Here's a pic of the bridge me and my family always drive on while going on vacation, it's a famous bridge in France, bridge of Millau.
3. Pic of my favorite chips in that I always buy at Lidl cuz its cheaper.
4. Pic of me (it's not a selfie istg) when I went on a book shopping spree in Paris w my girls. Y'all english librairies are the beeeest! Queen of Shadows is my favorite book in Throne of Glass even though I cried the whole book and hurled it toward my wall twice.
5. It's a picture of my favorite food at one of my favorite japanese restaurant in Paris, I looove chicken and beef skewers.
6. Last pic is a surprise picnic my friends threw me for my birthday in June. They told me it was for my other friend (who's also born in June but earlier than me) and I went there oblivious lol.
I have to say sorry guys bcs i'm not a person who takes a lot of pictures bcs I have a crappy phone and I prefer to live the moment rather than photograph it 😓
tags (only if u wanna do it) : @anakinstwinklebunny , @inmysilverlocket , @darthogilvielover , @cutestcouch
I heard that she was hired as a screenwriter to make Life as a house 2.
Indeed, they paid her a hefty sum to bring her vision to life. 🥹🥰 @anakinstwinklebunny
Thats true guys..I couldn't speak abt it in months but now I finally can✌️🙂↕️ so any requests to what put into the movie?? Its last and only chance
can we introduce teen dad! Scott and his daughter in the movie? Like Sam goes to daycare to pick up his son and boom Vinnie and Ava are best friend and why does that guy looks so much like Sam? Oh it’s his long lost cousin? ALRIGHT SO VINNIE AND AVA ARE COUSINS TOO???!! *people cheering, everybody is happy*
AND NO VINNIE DID NOT DIE OR WAS GAVE UP TO ANOTHER FAMILY OR FELL FROM A CLIFF OR CHOKED ON A PEA IDC 😭🗣️🗣️ he’s alive and well my pookie wookie 🥰🥰🥰
Dilf ceo anakin makes my stomach do funny things 🤧😋
y’all…I’m so in for headcannons. I’m in the train so enjoy some fluffy headcannons! (this includes a little spicy part at the end) 😝 Anakin became CEO ridiculously young. Everyone assumed he'd inherited the company, but in reality he rebuilt it from the ground up after taking over during a financial crisis. By forty, he's on the cover of every business magazine, always looking mildly annoyed that they interrupted his day.
His office occupies the entire top floor. Floor-to-ceiling windows overlook Manhattan, but the thing visitors notice first isn't the skyline. Indeed, it's the framed drawings from his kids hanging beside million-dollar artwork. Someone once asked why they were there, and he simply answered, "Those are worth more."
He's the CEO everyone is terrified of during meetings. He remembers every number, every deadline, and every mistake. People rehearse presentations for days before speaking to him because they'll inevitably hear, "Page seventeen. Third paragraph. Explain that projection."
Then he comes home... and immediately gets tackled by his children the second he walks through the door. His expensive suit ends up covered in fingerprints before he's even taken off his watch, and he couldn't care less.
He has the classic "hot dad at school pickup" reputation. Other parents pretend they don't recognize the billionaire stepping out of the black SUV in sunglasses, while the PTA group chat somehow always knows exactly when he's coming.
He's secretly terrible at saying no to his kids. They ask for ice cream before dinner? Somehow he's already getting the bowls out while pretending he's "thinking about it."
Despite running a global company, he still insists on driving everyone himself whenever possible. Security hates it. His board hates it. You hate it because he'll absolutely sing loudly to whatever's on the radio with the windows down.
He wears perfectly tailored Tom Ford suits during the week, but the second he's home it's old T-shirts, sweatpants, and bare feet. You swear he's never looked more attractive than when he's making pancakes on a Sunday morning with bedhead and flour on his cheek.
He loves quietly reminding everyone you're his wife. At charity galas or company events, he'll rest a hand on the small of your back, adjust your necklace without a word, or straighten a loose strand of your hair while continuing a conversation with investors as if it's second nature.
He's intensely protective of his family. The media knows almost nothing about you or the children because Anakin has spent years making sure your private life stays exactly that : private. Paparazzi learn very quickly that he has zero patience when his family is involved.
He also pretends he's above gossip magazines, but if one publishes photos of you looking particularly beautiful at an event, he'll quietly buy a copy, fold it into his briefcase, and absolutely deny it if anyone asks.
He's incredibly competitive. If another CEO flirts with you, even harmlessly, Anakin won't make a scene. He'll simply walk over, slip an arm around your waist, kiss your forehead, and suddenly the conversation is over.
Everyone assumes he's cold because of his reputation in business. In reality, he's embarrassingly affectionate with you. He'll absentmindedly rest a hand on the small of your back at events, steal kisses while you're cooking, or interrupt emails just because he walked past you and decided he needed a hug.
The employees absolutely adore him for one unexpected reason: every year, on Family Day, he brings the kids into the office. The fearsome CEO suddenly becomes "Dad," letting them spin in his chair, press random elevator buttons, and "help" him sign papers with colorful crayons.
SPICY! Of course his favorite part of you is your clit. He loves to press his thumb in sharp little circles and watch you squirm and gasp on his lap while he’s on the phone for some important business. He’d nips and suckle some hickeys on your neck and hum quietly while trying to speed up the phone call to return back to pleasing you. Because pleading you is his utmost priority!
fuckboy fratboy era 🫣
yeah...yeah...
I feel like at some early point of his career hayden was a freaking frat boy..at least he looked like it
- 🐢 anon is back😎
omgg i missed you 🐢 anon 💔💔
Ofc I think between 2005 and 2009 Hayden went into his fratboy era, with all the fame etc... Still I think it was still a pretty demure fratboy era. BUT THE BULLRUN PICTURES??
I couldn't believe that guy had Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Emma Roberts and, Jordana Brewster, on screen. I couldn't be more jealous!
Bro rounded up all of the most beautiful women on screen for him and thought we wouldnt notice 😔💔
I heard that she was hired as a screenwriter to make Life as a house 2.
Indeed, they paid her a hefty sum to bring her vision to life. 🥹🥰 @anakinstwinklebunny
What's with the whole bunny series where sam monroe has a kid? I watched the movie and I couldn't find any information abt it..did I miss some part or is there a part two??
It's an alternative universe she created only on Tumblr!! It's not real only fanfiction! 🤭
@anakinstwinklebunny your writing is so believable it fools people
just realized I needed more mutuals. Anybody wanna be moots? 🥹💃🏼
🐈⬛ tag game ; add three characters you identify yourself with.
tagged by @evilestdeadite <3
Fiona Gallagher; Shameless
Dean Winchester; Supernatural
Elizabeth (Effy) Stonem; Skins
🩵 npt: @islaymonsters @honeybeechestnut @gremlingal222
tag game ; add three characters you identify yourself with.
Aw i love tag games! Thanks for including me, sweetie @mortluvr
Rory Gilmore (Gilmore Girls); Sally Owen (Practical Magic); Monica Geller (Friends)
npt, i adore yall: @cameroni1 @myoldblogisdead @ellie-sighs @whosjunglejim4322 @hopelessbrain
tag game ; add three characters you identify yourself with
~tysm for tagging me🫶🥹 @honeybeechestnut
Fleabag (Fleabag), Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls), Nellie Crane (Haunting of Hill House)
💜 @freddiecowan @freshoutoffucksforeverrrr @myachingsushi @chaozwitch @kiwimmr 💜
tag game ; add three characters you identify yourself with
@thereallastshadowpuppet @gutlesscatherine @machiavelliam @sirensechoes lowkeyly don’t know where half my moots went??😭😭 can’t find their @
tag game: add three characters you identify yourself with
Remus Lupin (Harry Potter/Marauders), Neil Perry (Dead Poets Society) and Jo March (Little Woman)
thank you for the tag twin, love you ;) kind of basic characters to put in but i love them to death (and i was too lazy to think of others lol)
@letherrunwild @velvetcher @drumspleasematt @crnerstnee @amylilyy @takenforafab @m1dnightdancer @rxmuslxpins @lyafilms @cassperthegh0stt @j1998v @anaiisanaiisanaiis
tag game ; add three characters you identify yourself with
jake peralta ( brooklyn 99 ), jessica jones, oliver tate ( submarine )!!
thank you for the tag! also i obviously didn’t put a show for jessica because her name is the show. also idk why my brain goes blank when it’s time to think of things like this..
@hypnospatron @mayhemi @saltea-coffee @madsluvsdilfs
tag game; add three characters you identify yourself with (but this is basically just my favourite characters)
thank you for the tag, cutie!!
tags: @cutestcouch @amiratheangel @dexgirlfriend (because I can't tag your main account)
tag game ; add three characters you identify yourself with
Pinkie pie - my little pony
David Kaplan - A real pain
Charlie Kelmeckis - the perks of being a wallflower
Thank you Maddie!!!
Tags: @divineani @hearts4sammonroe @nextbestamericanrecord222 @olluxii @speaknow-sw (and anyone else!!!)
tag game; add three characters you identify yourself with (its been a long time since I’ve done on of these and guys Sirius is me and I am Sirius)
Sirius Black (The Marauders/Harry Potter) ; Loki (Marvel) ; Aelin Galathynius (Throne of Glass)
tags : @anakinstwinklebunny ; @theladykassia
Hayden looks like he is really a chill person. It looks more like he meets with other famous people in the photos instead. That is why how he looks like a grounded person, lmo.
Fr his clothes and his smile makes him approachable!!
