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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

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seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

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LMAOOOOO THE CAT BE LIKE

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d o n ' t r u n

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I'm not saying that ovulation horny is hitting me like a truck this month. All I'm saying is that, if a girl were to hug me from behind with her face buried in the crook of my neck and her hand resting on my belly, just letting me feel the warmth of her skin on the spot where my womb is, I'd melt in her arms. And if she were to whisper in my ear "I'm so getting you pregnant tonight", before planting a soft kiss on my neck, I'd cum right on the spot.