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Mudzi | she/they/any | 28 | Trash goblin

[yashawiki]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet

Btw, what is Melinoë and Nemesis's ship name?

[the-fatal-impact]

This mission looked exactly like that...

[sageapples]

“missed me that much, my lord?”

[endrae]

Because I like to bring pain and suffering to our KCD chat, I kicked the figurative door open one day and proposed that, what if, Henry wore armor for the suicide mission, so Hans would be the one helping him into it - and how it would make it crucially clear that it would be the only thing keeping Henry alive if it came to it. And how Hans couldn't do anything else than pray that it would all be enough. And the idea just stayed with me, with the allmighty lord Capon, who never did anything like this to someone else, and how it would make their roles very much reversed. On top of all that angst, of course.

So. That led me to draw this, hopefully you enjoy it!

[forgamers]

[churrotowns]

the definition of aura

[georgedontdothat]

how?? just how?

[wkdwtchoftheest]

@jooshthepunished

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[loyle-trash]

what color is the paw when you boop whoever got this onto your dash?

black

orange

white

other??

no booping

Voting ended onApr 2, 2024

Rb for larger data set yadda yadda

[obsolescencia]

[copperrust]

also have the tumblr paws i took through inspect element for all ur silly purposes

[lovelikealandslide-archive-deac]

me at every single mutual <3

[mikewheelerfan2022]

Reblog if I can spam you with boops

[lakanakana]

war never changes

[lakeofthesocknessmonster]

[unsettlingcreature]

why do you boop?

Love

Mischief

Malice

Duty

Voting ended onApr 2, 2024

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

[daydreamerdoodles]

FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

[kaity--did]

Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

[kaity--did]

2. “Come now my child.”

*bluey the album starts playing*

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3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”

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4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”

[kaity--did]

5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta

[kaity--did]

6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text

[kaity--did]

7.

“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”

[kaity--did]

8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked

[kaity--did]

9.

*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*

“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”

[kaity--did]

10.

“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”

[kaity--did]

11.

*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*

“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “

[kaity--did]

12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*

“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”

[kaity--did]

13.

“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”

[kaity--did]

14.

*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*

“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”

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15.

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16. “The only three things this child cares about is Elmo, Cooking Videos, and Keith Tryguy”.

[kaity--did]

17.

“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”

[kaity--did]

18.

we miss him a lot

[kaity--did]

19.

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20.

“I just don’t know how you and I, the two most indoorsy people to ever exist, managed to give birth to I don’t know , Baby Bear Grylls!?”

[kaity--did]

21.

“Not that I ever would because I love her and she’s my best friend, but I’m pretty sure if we just gave her one of those old timey kerchiefs on a stick and like sent her into the woods, she’d be fine. She’d come home in a week with berries and woodland friends ready to go to war for her.”

[kaity--did]

22.

“There’s so many mommy blogs and parenting books but not one of them have ever told me what to do when my child adopts a mad scientist laugh. How do you proceed from there?”

[kaity--did]

23.

(For context on this one, my in laws have one of these as a coffee table)

[kaity--did]

24.

Me: *hears a biiiig gulp come from upstairs* HEY IS SHE CHUGGING BATH WATER AGAIN?

Husband: SHE GOT THE PITCHER I USE TO RINSE HER HAIR AND IM AFRAID OF HER SO YES

[kaity--did]

25.

“ you know how penny can count to 5? She absolutely can not count to 6. We’re going through the numbers on her cube thing right? One, Two, Three, Four, Five and stop. She looks at me like what the hell do you mean keep going we’ve completed counting, this is all the numbers. I point at the 6, cause you know this thing goes to 10 and she is like looking at me like Dad, I got 1 through 5, that thing you’re pointing to? That’s some ancient rune from an unknown civilization and I can’t help you with that”

[kaity--did]

26.

“You really can do anything you set your mind to Penny Rose, it’s just that what your set it to doesn’t make a lick of sense”

[kaity--did]

27.

“Oh by the way I need a new pitcher because penny rose, much like a tiny Thor, took her bath pitcher and cracked in on the ground after she attempted to chug it”

[kaity--did]

28. (In response to penny being in her “I must be nude” phase)

[kaity--did]

29. Last one today. In response to Penny Rose’s unadulterated toddler rage

[kaity--did]

30.

“Her legs are so small why she so fast?”

[kaity--did]

31.

“Who taught her to call us you guys? She knows we’re mom and dad right? She just keeps calling me you guys”

[kaity--did]

32.

“When I get a sandwhich or a sub I always get chips cause you gotta get P a distraction snack, a dissnacktion if you will”

[kaity--did]

33.

Can’t get in my feelings when my husband is the court jester appointed to make me laugh

[kaity--did]

34.

(For context we play a level of Kirby every night as soon as P is out of the tub and into her Jammies)

“Penny Rose you have to brush your hair! You can’t let Kirby see you like this!”