Slowly Reanimating

Jenks 25+ • they/them • pompadour & paranormal enthusiast

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[normalbrothers]

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[zapfish-juice]

Unc let your wife read in peace

[victusinveritas]

WWII sketches of Victor A. Lundy (sketchbook in the Library of Congress until it is purged for depicting antifascist behavior and/or France.)

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[terrish]

Hopefully, I'll do more attacks this year

The characters belong to: @kirfff , @redstarring , @pelyach , @/Roxen on toyhouse, @spectrelope

[spectrelope]

I still can't get over how amazing this piece is! Truly thank you so much!!

[hamletpolny]

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[charl0ttan]

[slugspoon]

i have become enamored by the american woodcocks that have migrated to bryant park in nyc. i love them

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

one of my favorite internet posts