Sped-Flaming-Spitfire

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

I'll stick this sticker on you if that's alright! ^^

Hey, that's perfect! :D Slap it on!

@khaoticemerald

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Keep in mind, Rapidash also has a regional variant native to Galar, but if I’m being honest, Galarian Rapidash isn’t your vibe…

Yeah, I can see your point. If anything, the Galarian Rapidash would be more JD's vibe.

@gamegem92

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Happy Pride Month Spitfire!

Happy Pride! Me and JD are gonna ride down to the Pride Parade to celebrate! Anyone have any cool pride stickers they wanna decorate me with?

@khaoticemerald

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

Look at that! I got 50 likes before JD! :)

[perrysicle]

Why are there SO many people from my town making a blog?! I SPECIFCALLY made one for me as a place to get AWAY from them!!!

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

You'll never escape :)

[rnmbarb]

-Barb practically pouring hot sauce alllllllllll over her plate of ham, bacon and eggs, and then some salt and pepper, and then a few more squirts of hot sauce-

Barb: ..... Perfect. -eats like normal- mm... Hey, have any of you guys had this hot sauce? It's got a good bite to it.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

The last time I ate that hot sauce it nearly melted right through me. Good luck fighting for your life in the bathroom in four hours, Barb.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

The day no one talks you is the day you are irrelevant, so thank you. OK, never heard of your channel and I admit I didn't see the video, but a few points

- in 2006 when we started, we were obviously a bit ahead of the curve

- in 2012 when every channel was some vlogger sitting on the couch, we mastered our signature style and many cried as it looked more like VH1/MTV/ESPN and not what the vocal minority viewed as "youtube content."

- the challenge in media is staying relevant, keeping your audience guessing, etc

- companies like Buzzfeed/Vice/VOX and channels that inspired themselves by us (by their own admission) all came and went. we managed to

BOTH keep our OG fans happy and innovate.

- if by downfall you mean being a survivor, having 100+ FTEs who earn their living with us, then I will take it

- also, this may be inside baseball, but you are aware that AVOD is YouTube 1.0 and the platform has evolved, right? I could break it down for you, but why bother. Hint: viewers are spending nearly an hour per watch session watching our content... we are, in the ways that matter, more pertinent than ever...

- as per SoundMojo, again, think of 2012 when the vocal minority whined and then we got the last laugh.

Haters, envious, jealous people are fuel to our fire...

....... Alright? Not sure what to make of this, but alright.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

What's your favorite memory?

I think my favorite memory is probably either the day I met JD, or the time I scored a bet with Perry over his couch during the Super-Pole game.

Perry was soooo salty that day and I just kept winning every bet we made. 🤭

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Hmm… fast, sass, and always ready to clash?

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rapidash_(Pokémon)

This you?

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. Definitely my kind of Pokémon! Could you imagine me being a horse? That's ON FIRE? That would be sick as hell.

Look at this thing!

[rnmbarb]

((Mod note: Here's the start of my Lake Bottom Barrel AU!

Just a sketch of Barb and Monster searching in the lake for Robot who ended up sinking to the bottom! Monster has fish genes (gills) that help him breathe under water and Ogo set Barb up with some scuba gear, oxygen + a flashlight to help them be able to see because the lake itself is deep and dark.

They won't give up until they get Robot safely back to the surface! Who knows what they'll encounter at the very bottom too. Friends? Or Foes?))

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Robot?? How and WHY did you end up at the bottom of a nasty stinky lake?? All you guys are gonna need some serious showers later.

@greatest-inventor-robot

@monsterkrumzhehe

[greatest-inventor-robot]

if you made a exact replica of Gart (like robot-bot) what would you do with it?

Ruin his life.

I'd put it in the stupidest places. Sitting in the fountain at the park. A garbage can in plain view. The corner of the gay bar. I'd make it infiltrate a news station and dance stupidly in front of the cameras. Make it run around the Solid Light Factory and break stuff. Anything that would destroy the credibility he doesn't deserve! And judging on what happened to me last time, everybody would be non the wiser!

...That being said though, I probably will not make one. Not because the prospect doesn't sound tempting, but because I'd rather not have to stare at his stupid face for that long.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

So much hatred and spite within such a small fun sized package

[greatest-inventor-robot]

HEY! I am not fun-sized! And you try having a brother like Gart without hating him!

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Oh don't get your circuits in a twist, bite size, I meant it with love. No, but if I had a brother like yours, I'd be pissy all the time too.

Didn't Barb scare the nuts and bolts out of Gart one night? Wish I'd been there to see that. He probably oiled himself too lol

So take that with what you will, and imagine Gart pissing himself scared of the same girl who ate so many Bacon Pot Edibles, that while me her and JD were having a girls night watching a movie, Barb started crying because the tube was on mute, and she thought she was deaf.

@greatest-inventor-robot

[greatest-inventor-robot]

Yes, she did. And yes, the thought of Gart being scared of her is funny. I'll hang onto any scrap of patheticness he drops. I'm just glad he didn't try anything.

And, Spitfire, I would appreciate it if you warn me the next time you give me a compliment that demeaning...

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Sorry, I'll be more mindful next time. I guess that came out more mean than I intended.

Also, yeah, Gart didn't try anything because Barb threw a rock at him from what I've heard. She must have panicked. Gart said it was the size of a small boulder, but I'm sure that was just an exaggeration because he was scared too. Typical. Next time, Barb might not be so lucky though. Especially with Monster's Uncle Kuffley trying to hunt her down. I wasn't sure if you knew that, but I thought that was something I should definitely warn you about.

@greatest-inventor-robot

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

How did you and JD meet robot and monster?

It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.

Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.

So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.

In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.

JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.

Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.

Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.

After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.

Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!

Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.

I'll try not to go too fast for you though.

Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.

At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.

Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun

I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Let's get a round of bacon shots to loosen you up, then! That should do the trick. All you have to do is be able to make a fist and remember that the people you're hurting are mostly all bad guys. It's the easiest job in the world; even you could do it. It's also a really good way to blow off steam. Even you need to blow off a little steam sometimes, don't you? I mean, remember our gaming tournament on that one TV show? You were a natural at kicking ass! We just had to push you there.

Maybe you have to find something to be angry about in order to lay hands on somebody. What's something that gets you really really fired up?

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

Well, it's always bothered me how they often forget to put cream on my bacon coffee! It even made me lose my temper once. It also annoys me how Robot's family doesn't seem to want to make an effort to treat him well. I tolerate them, but sometimes it gets tiring because I feel like I have to be responsible for everything.

Ugh, just writing about it is making me angry. I'd better leave it at that.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Oh, wow. I didn't know you felt that way, Monster. Who knows what else you've been holding onto. I agree that Robots family sucks, but that's why it's a good thing he has you to lean on. I think you'd be doing yourself a favor by being more honest and standing your ground more. You can't worry about always keeping the peace because it can't always be resolved with kind words and patience. Sometimes you just have to be an asshole too, you know?

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

It's true that it's always good to have Robot nearby to protect him (I hope that doesn't sound too corny). But I don't know if I want to say more things that might upset me; it could ruin my image, and I don't want that. I believe that peace and kind words are the solution to everything, and if that doesn't work, well, they'll need more peace and kind words to feel better.

I don't like the idea of ​​being an "asshole." I'm going to seem selfish and poaple would hate me for it that would be the worst for me. D:

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

I mean, I understand what you're saying. In my opinion, It's not the worst thing in the world to be a little selfish.

But you're obviously a lot better than most people for choosing to be patient and kind, and that's one of the many things we love about you, Monster. Don't ever change, ya big goof ball. :)

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

Awwee, thank you! ^_^

Don't lose your immense confidence either! It's truly impossible for me to be someone like you, and that's why I appreciate you. You know how to stand up for yourself, unlike me.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Thanks. Also, I know that's not true. You stand up for yourself just fine. You just need a good reason to be assertive. Someone would have to do something pretty bad for that to happen.

There's also been plenty of times where you've stood up for Robot and your friends, so don't doubt yourself too much.

@monsterkrumzhehe

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

How did you and JD meet robot and monster?

It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.

Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.

So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.

In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.

JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.

Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.

Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.

After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.

Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!

Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.

I'll try not to go too fast for you though.

Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.

At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.

Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun

I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Let's get a round of bacon shots to loosen you up, then! That should do the trick. All you have to do is be able to make a fist and remember that the people you're hurting are mostly all bad guys. It's the easiest job in the world; even you could do it. It's also a really good way to blow off steam. Even you need to blow off a little steam sometimes, don't you? I mean, remember our gaming tournament on that one TV show? You were a natural at kicking ass! We just had to push you there.

Maybe you have to find something to be angry about in order to lay hands on somebody. What's something that gets you really really fired up?

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

Well, it's always bothered me how they often forget to put cream on my bacon coffee! It even made me lose my temper once. It also annoys me how Robot's family doesn't seem to want to make an effort to treat him well. I tolerate them, but sometimes it gets tiring because I feel like I have to be responsible for everything.

Ugh, just writing about it is making me angry. I'd better leave it at that.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Oh, wow. I didn't know you felt that way, Monster. Who knows what else you've been holding onto. I agree that Robots family sucks, but that's why it's a good thing he has you to lean on. I think you'd be doing yourself a favor by being more honest and standing your ground more. You can't worry about always keeping the peace because it can't always be resolved with kind words and patience. Sometimes you just have to be an asshole too, you know?

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

It's true that it's always good to have Robot nearby to protect him (I hope that doesn't sound too corny). But I don't know if I want to say more things that might upset me; it could ruin my image, and I don't want that. I believe that peace and kind words are the solution to everything, and if that doesn't work, well, they'll need more peace and kind words to feel better.

I don't like the idea of ​​being an "asshole." I'm going to seem selfish and poaple would hate me for it that would be the worst for me. D:

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

I mean, I understand what you're saying. In my opinion, It's not the worst thing in the world to be a little selfish.

But you're obviously a lot better than most people for choosing to be patient and kind, and that's one of the many things we love about you, Monster. Don't ever change, ya big goof ball. :)

@monsterkrumzhehe

[greatest-inventor-robot]

if you made a exact replica of Gart (like robot-bot) what would you do with it?

Ruin his life.

I'd put it in the stupidest places. Sitting in the fountain at the park. A garbage can in plain view. The corner of the gay bar. I'd make it infiltrate a news station and dance stupidly in front of the cameras. Make it run around the Solid Light Factory and break stuff. Anything that would destroy the credibility he doesn't deserve! And judging on what happened to me last time, everybody would be non the wiser!

...That being said though, I probably will not make one. Not because the prospect doesn't sound tempting, but because I'd rather not have to stare at his stupid face for that long.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

So much hatred and spite within such a small fun sized package

[greatest-inventor-robot]

HEY! I am not fun-sized! And you try having a brother like Gart without hating him!

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Oh don't get your circuits in a twist, bite size, I meant it with love. No, but if I had a brother like yours, I'd be pissy all the time too.

Didn't Barb scare the nuts and bolts out of Gart one night? Wish I'd been there to see that. He probably oiled himself too lol

So take that with what you will, and imagine Gart pissing himself scared of the same girl who ate so many Bacon Pot Edibles, that while me her and JD were having a girls night watching a movie, Barb started crying because the tube was on mute, and she thought she was deaf.

@greatest-inventor-robot

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

How did you and JD meet robot and monster?

It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.

Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.

So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.

In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.

JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.

Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.

Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.

After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.

Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!

Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.

I'll try not to go too fast for you though.

Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.

At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.

Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun

I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Let's get a round of bacon shots to loosen you up, then! That should do the trick. All you have to do is be able to make a fist and remember that the people you're hurting are mostly all bad guys. It's the easiest job in the world; even you could do it. It's also a really good way to blow off steam. Even you need to blow off a little steam sometimes, don't you? I mean, remember our gaming tournament on that one TV show? You were a natural at kicking ass! We just had to push you there.

Maybe you have to find something to be angry about in order to lay hands on somebody. What's something that gets you really really fired up?

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

Well, it's always bothered me how they often forget to put cream on my bacon coffee! It even made me lose my temper once. It also annoys me how Robot's family doesn't seem to want to make an effort to treat him well. I tolerate them, but sometimes it gets tiring because I feel like I have to be responsible for everything.

Ugh, just writing about it is making me angry. I'd better leave it at that.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Oh, wow. I didn't know you felt that way, Monster. Who knows what else you've been holding onto. I agree that Robots family sucks, but that's why it's a good thing he has you to lean on. I think you'd be doing yourself a favor by being more honest and standing your ground more. You can't worry about always keeping the peace because it can't always be resolved with kind words and patience. Sometimes you just have to be an asshole too, you know?

@monsterkrumzhehe

[greatest-inventor-robot]

if you made a exact replica of Gart (like robot-bot) what would you do with it?

Ruin his life.

I'd put it in the stupidest places. Sitting in the fountain at the park. A garbage can in plain view. The corner of the gay bar. I'd make it infiltrate a news station and dance stupidly in front of the cameras. Make it run around the Solid Light Factory and break stuff. Anything that would destroy the credibility he doesn't deserve! And judging on what happened to me last time, everybody would be non the wiser!

...That being said though, I probably will not make one. Not because the prospect doesn't sound tempting, but because I'd rather not have to stare at his stupid face for that long.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

So much hatred and spite within such a small fun sized package

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

How did you and JD meet robot and monster?

It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.

Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.

So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.

In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.

JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.

Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.

Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.

After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.

Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!

Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.

I'll try not to go too fast for you though.

Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.

At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.

Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.

@monsterkrumzhehe

[monsterkrumzhehe]

I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun

I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.

[sped-flaming-spitfire]

Let's get a round of bacon shots to loosen you up, then! That should do the trick. All you have to do is be able to make a fist and remember that the people you're hurting are mostly all bad guys. It's the easiest job in the world; even you could do it. It's also a really good way to blow off steam. Even you need to blow off a little steam sometimes, don't you? I mean, remember our gaming tournament on that one TV show? You were a natural at kicking ass! We just had to push you there.

Maybe you have to find something to be angry about in order to lay hands on somebody. What's something that gets you really really fired up?

@monsterkrumzhehe