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@monsterkrumzhehe
Hihi hello everyone!!! Name's Monster i've seen that all my friends have been using this app and open asks so i decided to do the same, I think you lovely poaple deserve to know me better hehe Hopefully i'll make new friends
I hope you guys have made lovely art ;)
Just wanna say, it matters quite a lot that there are folks like you in this world Monster. Things would be a lot drearier without ya. Unrelated question, what was it like owning so many pets throughout your life?
I'm grateful that people appreciate my efforts to make the world a better place! It's always my duty to make others happy. ^_^
I have a lot to say about pets. When I was a child, I remember having a pet very similar to Marf, but yellow. Her name was Yalf. She was a bit aggressive compared to Marf, but she was protective of me. She was my best friend (after Robot, haha), but she passed away when I was a teenager. I remember crying a lot that day.
After her, I didn't have many pets, to be honest. I was so depressed about Yalf that I didn't want a pet to replace her. That would be like trying to replace your dead mother! But one thing led to another, and just as I moved in with Robot, Marf appeared. We decided to keep him despite the rules against bringing pets. Robot kept him because he scared Ogo, and I kept him because I LOVE pets, and he's kind of like Yalf, to be honest.
That, and because we don't have anywhere else to leave him… They're the only two pets I have. Marf is both mine and Robot; we even joke sometimes that he's our son, haha! But Yalf was truly mine… I miss her.
How did you and JD meet robot and monster?
It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.
Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.
So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.
In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.
JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.
Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.
Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.
After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.
I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.
Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!
Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^
Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.
I'll try not to go too fast for you though.
Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.
At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.
Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.
@monsterkrumzhehe
I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun
I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.
Let's get a round of bacon shots to loosen you up, then! That should do the trick. All you have to do is be able to make a fist and remember that the people you're hurting are mostly all bad guys. It's the easiest job in the world; even you could do it. It's also a really good way to blow off steam. Even you need to blow off a little steam sometimes, don't you? I mean, remember our gaming tournament on that one TV show? You were a natural at kicking ass! We just had to push you there.
Maybe you have to find something to be angry about in order to lay hands on somebody. What's something that gets you really really fired up?
@monsterkrumzhehe
Well, it's always bothered me how they often forget to put cream on my bacon coffee! It even made me lose my temper once. It also annoys me how Robot's family doesn't seem to want to make an effort to treat him well. I tolerate them, but sometimes it gets tiring because I feel like I have to be responsible for everything.
Ugh, just writing about it is making me angry. I'd better leave it at that.
Oh, wow. I didn't know you felt that way, Monster. Who knows what else you've been holding onto. I agree that Robots family sucks, but that's why it's a good thing he has you to lean on. I think you'd be doing yourself a favor by being more honest and standing your ground more. You can't worry about always keeping the peace because it can't always be resolved with kind words and patience. Sometimes you just have to be an asshole too, you know?
@monsterkrumzhehe
It's true that it's always good to have Robot nearby to protect him (I hope that doesn't sound too corny). But I don't know if I want to say more things that might upset me; it could ruin my image, and I don't want that. I believe that peace and kind words are the solution to everything, and if that doesn't work, well, they'll need more peace and kind words to feel better.
I don't like the idea of ​​being an "asshole." I'm going to seem selfish and poaple would hate me for it that would be the worst for me. D:
I mean, I understand what you're saying. In my opinion, It's not the worst thing in the world to be a little selfish.
But you're obviously a lot better than most people for choosing to be patient and kind, and that's one of the many things we love about you, Monster. Don't ever change, ya big goof ball. :)
@monsterkrumzhehe
Awwee, thank you! ^_^
Don't lose your immense confidence either! It's truly impossible for me to be someone like you, and that's why I appreciate you. You know how to stand up for yourself, unlike me.
How did you and JD meet robot and monster?
It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.
Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.
So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.
In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.
JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.
Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.
Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.
After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.
I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.
Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!
Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^
Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.
I'll try not to go too fast for you though.
Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.
At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.
Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.
@monsterkrumzhehe
I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun
I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.
Let's get a round of bacon shots to loosen you up, then! That should do the trick. All you have to do is be able to make a fist and remember that the people you're hurting are mostly all bad guys. It's the easiest job in the world; even you could do it. It's also a really good way to blow off steam. Even you need to blow off a little steam sometimes, don't you? I mean, remember our gaming tournament on that one TV show? You were a natural at kicking ass! We just had to push you there.
Maybe you have to find something to be angry about in order to lay hands on somebody. What's something that gets you really really fired up?
@monsterkrumzhehe
Well, it's always bothered me how they often forget to put cream on my bacon coffee! It even made me lose my temper once. It also annoys me how Robot's family doesn't seem to want to make an effort to treat him well. I tolerate them, but sometimes it gets tiring because I feel like I have to be responsible for everything.
Ugh, just writing about it is making me angry. I'd better leave it at that.
Oh, wow. I didn't know you felt that way, Monster. Who knows what else you've been holding onto. I agree that Robots family sucks, but that's why it's a good thing he has you to lean on. I think you'd be doing yourself a favor by being more honest and standing your ground more. You can't worry about always keeping the peace because it can't always be resolved with kind words and patience. Sometimes you just have to be an asshole too, you know?
@monsterkrumzhehe
It's true that it's always good to have Robot nearby to protect him (I hope that doesn't sound too corny). But I don't know if I want to say more things that might upset me; it could ruin my image, and I don't want that. I believe that peace and kind words are the solution to everything, and if that doesn't work, well, they'll need more peace and kind words to feel better.
I don't like the idea of ​​being an "asshole." I'm going to seem selfish and poaple would hate me for it that would be the worst for me. D:
How did you and JD meet robot and monster?
It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.
Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.
So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.
In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.
JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.
Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.
Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.
After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.
I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.
Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!
Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^
Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.
I'll try not to go too fast for you though.
Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.
At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.
Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.
@monsterkrumzhehe
I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun
I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.
Let's get a round of bacon shots to loosen you up, then! That should do the trick. All you have to do is be able to make a fist and remember that the people you're hurting are mostly all bad guys. It's the easiest job in the world; even you could do it. It's also a really good way to blow off steam. Even you need to blow off a little steam sometimes, don't you? I mean, remember our gaming tournament on that one TV show? You were a natural at kicking ass! We just had to push you there.
Maybe you have to find something to be angry about in order to lay hands on somebody. What's something that gets you really really fired up?
@monsterkrumzhehe
Well, it's always bothered me how they often forget to put cream on my bacon coffee! It even made me lose my temper once. It also annoys me how Robot's family doesn't seem to want to make an effort to treat him well. I tolerate them, but sometimes it gets tiring because I feel like I have to be responsible for everything.
Ugh, just writing about it is making me angry. I'd better leave it at that.
Dear organics, how does farting feel like?
Not quite good
When you're done showering, do you use a towel or shake yourself like a dog? or you do both? (to the mod: I've always seen Monster shaking himself to dry up then using a towel lol)
I find it much more satisfying to shake myself out after a bath! I've used towels, but I just don't think it gives the same result.
The problem with shaking myself out tougth is that my fur ends up all messed up, so I have to use the hairdryer to tame it…it's a bit of a slow process, but it's worth it ^_^
How did you and JD meet robot and monster?
It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.
Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.
So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.
In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.
JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.
Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.
Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.
After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.
I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.
Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!
Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^
Sure, why the heck not? You and I could make a decent duo. Just make sure you don't throw up on me, or else I'll make you into road kill.
I'll try not to go too fast for you though.
Also, you don't have to worry about me because again, I don't really need, nor want all that attention.
At the end of the day I get to come home to just me and JD, and that's enough for me. That, and being able to help JD take care of business.
Maybe that's an activity we can do! You think you can handle a little patrolling, Monster? I've always wanted to see what you could do in an actual fight. I bet there's a tough guy deep down in there somewhere.
@monsterkrumzhehe
I'm not entirely convinced about the idea of ​​hurting others, but I suppose I could try it. sounds a bit fun
I'd have to be either sound asleep or very drunk to convince me to do it thought.
How did you and JD meet robot and monster?
It had to have been when Robot was testing out one of his crazy inventions. I think it was a self driving car, but it ended up getting a mind of its own, and started terrorizing the town.
Me and JD had to be the ones to save Robot and Monster before the car inevitably self destructed itself from overheating its circuits and the navigation system going haywire.
So not only was it driving and running over folks, it was doing so all while engulfed in flames.
In the long run, I had to race that car like the road runner, and had it chase me down so that I could intentionally make it run into a brick wall and destroy itself completely.
JD managed to tuck and roll with Robot and Monster to safety, and I managed to come out of the chase unscathed. It was hardly a race, honestly.
Anyhow, Robot and Monster were of course mostly praising JD, which is okay because I don't want any of that kind of attention, and JD IS the pretty face of our duo, so it's expected.
Wait... that didn't come out right because obviously JD isn't just a 'pretty face'. But I think you knew what I meant. She's the popular one, and I'm just... the sidekick. That's always been our dynamic, and I'm alright with that.
After saving those dorks, we took them to grab a bite at the Mak'n'Bacon, and we just clicked with each other ever since. Now we hang out all the time, and our friend group has never been stronger.
I remember that day, Ah, good times! It was such a relief that you girls were there for us.
Sorry if I paid more attention to JD than to you, Spitfire. Robot seemed to appreciate her, so I didn't want to be left out!
Hey, now that I think about it, you and I never actually go out! We interact every now and then, but we never do anything special. If I have some free time, and if you're okay with it, we can go for a run. I know you like them a lot. Just so you know, I'm a little sensitive to fast movements, so I might throw up. ’^_^
Do you have any goals you want to achieve or any lifelong dreams you want to come true?
Well, I definitely want to make everyone happy and for everyone to love me that's a goal! And for Robot and i to be best friends forever :D
But if that doesn't count, the truth is… I don't know. I'm so focused on helping others with their goals that I forget to find a goal myself. I like making people happy, but other than that, there isn't much I love to do. I have a taste for art, so I was thinking maybe I could make a living drawing?
to be honest I prefer to worry about others than myself. I don't think i matter that much. I'm just someone who's there to support others, you know?
Why did you decide to stay at the apartment? More specifically, with Robot and Monster?
Marf (because i like them and they feed me)
Anything to spread our love :)
uhh wait... Is liking a robot or monster still legal if you're the opposite of it?
like example, robot and monster falling in love with each other?...
AND TO THINK OF IT, IF THE ROBOT IS A MALE HOW DOSE THE FEMALE MONSTER MAKE BABIES!?!????
I...
Um...
I don't....
I don't have the skills necessary to deal with this kind of question, much less the concept of my own Nephew and his roomate... W-Whatever they do in their bedroom is their own business!
It's got nothin to do with me, and I'm keeping it that way! Besides, there's bigger issues than worrying about interspecies relationships!
And I'm a cop! Do I look like a biologist to you?? I don't know where the screwy parts are supposed to go where or what does what!
Can someone help me out here??? Boy it's getting hot in here, or maybe that's just me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATEVER ME IN ROBOT DO IN OUR BEDROOM IS NONE OF YOU'RE BUSINESS???!!!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE UNCLE KUFFLEY WHAT
Woah woah woah! Don't go twisting my words around! I mean- It's obviously alright that I have a gay nephew, and even more so that you're in a relationship with Robot. Or- I would assume because you were never really that good with the ladies as a teen. Plus, you and Robot spend all your time together, and I figured you two were in the closet back then. I might not understand what it is that you two... you know... whatever it is that you boys do. Just as long as you keep the bedroom stuff to yourselves.
@monsterkrumzhehe
Well, I… Uhhh, thanks, unc! I still don't get the whole robot and me in our bedroom thing in our room, but if you think I'm happy, then I'm glad because that's my intention :D
I don't know what it is about my bad experiences with girls in my teens, but I appreciate it, Uncle Kuffley… I think that was a compliment.
uhh wait... Is liking a robot or monster still legal if you're the opposite of it?
like example, robot and monster falling in love with each other?...
AND TO THINK OF IT, IF THE ROBOT IS A MALE HOW DOSE THE FEMALE MONSTER MAKE BABIES!?!????
I...
Um...
I don't....
I don't have the skills necessary to deal with this kind of question, much less the concept of my own Nephew and his roomate... W-Whatever they do in their bedroom is their own business!
It's got nothin to do with me, and I'm keeping it that way! Besides, there's bigger issues than worrying about interspecies relationships!
And I'm a cop! Do I look like a biologist to you?? I don't know where the screwy parts are supposed to go where or what does what!
Can someone help me out here??? Boy it's getting hot in here, or maybe that's just me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATEVER ME IN ROBOT DO IN OUR BEDROOM IS NONE OF YOU'RE BUSINESS???!!!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE UNCLE KUFFLEY WHAT
Hey monster!! ^-^ i just had a question.
So we’ve seen robots family and I think we’ve seen ogos parents, but what about your family/parents? Like anybody in youre family other then globitha or kuffley?
Speaking of parents is your MOM around? I’ve seen your dad i, think but not her ;p
Oh…well, um…Dad's okay…or at least I want to believe that. And uhhh, I don't know why you had to capitalize "Mom." I hope it's not some cruel joke from an “internet troll“ robot told me to be careful with them.
But to answer the real question…I…Um, I don't know if I should say this. I don't feel very comfortable talking about Mom, but…She's in heaven now. She died when Globitha was just a baby, and when I was about 10 years old…I think she died of an illness, I don't remember what it was in particular.
I really miss her… Although I don't remember much about what she looked like, I think she was my height and purple like me and Globitha. My dad says Globitha looks a lot like her, but I don't know. I know she was very sweet and loving.
I think her death was my fault… Dad told me she tried to save me, and that's why she's not with us anymore. I don't remember the exact events, but I wish I hadn't done it. Maybe she'd still be here, and Globitha wouldn't have to grow up with the pressure of not having a mom.
I wonder what she would think of me if she had survived… Would she miss me? Or maybe she would hate me?
No, she can't hate me. I'm her special boy! I'm everyone's special boy. No one could think such a thing about me… God, I want to hug her.
Hey, hey. Don't ruminate on it. I know how touchy of a subject she is to you. You don't have to give yourself to these people so deeply, Monster, they're just questions after all. (Hypocrite.)
Tell me if you need anything.
Uh, I guess you're right. They're just curious, I shouldn't overthink it… But I guess I have to talk about it someday.
And I'll tell you something if I need to, but since I always feel fine, I think that's very unlikely ^_^ (LIAR!)
I think you’re extremely attractive something about you feels so interesting I can’t seem to explain it. Yea you’re handsome I’ll say that!! It’s a compliment btw so yea :DDS
I really needed this thank you so much- I mean, who doesn’t?
(Mod: he’s masking pretty hard)
Why don't I ever get compliments like this?!
Aww, I could give you compliments like this (or Ogo would).
I think you're adorable and nice. I'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend yet because you're very attractive ;)
uhhh i don't know if keep going i migth end up saying too much BUT I THINK YOU'RE VERY GOOD LOOKING ROBOT :D
What do you like most about robot?
There are many things I like about having someone like Robot! But I think what I like most about him is that despite everything, he's kind to me and others. I know Robot seems grumpy when you first meet him, but believe me, he has a heart of gold, just like everyone else :D
I really appreciate what he does for me! I hope what I do for him is enough.
wipes my poopy bum all over your inbox
what.
