what do you feel about transubstantiation?

i embrace the many colored beast

[speedwayy]

dennis from venice

[savethelifeofmychild]

[poetrylesbian]

[speedwayy]

Genuinely didn't know Bruce and his wife have been married 50 years. Good for them xx

(still think he was in love with Mike)

i think he was really torn between mike and brian. brian broke his heart so he went to mike but always wondered what if it had worked out.

[meij0o]

Don't repeat your mother's mistakes.

[speedwayy]

Worst to best beach boy to be married to (Hard)

mike: beats you, cheats on you, practices his dance moves in front of you and enrolls you in TM classes and will get mad if you don't take it seriously, obviously the worst because five women divorced him

dennis: beats you, cheats on you, will buy you a new ferrari then crash it into your bedroom, chance that charles manson will be there

brian: cheats on you with your sister, builds a giant sandbox in your living room and tracks sand into bed, his annoying friends will all be there singing shortenin bread

bruce: i think it would be weird and i couldn't, but idk he's never been divorced so something must be working

al: im sure he's chill but i feel like if he was mad he'd catch an attitude, but the worst thing is probably just having other beach boys around tbh

carl: the beach boy i'd marry any day

[neshamama]

erik satie knit jumper by astrid furnival

[ycoil]

still thinking about that time i was at the airport and the spinny machine tagged my cock with a hitbox & i walked right up to the tsa guy with drunk conviction and before he could say anything i was like "ready to touch my penis boy?" and he got so defensive and scared but either way he still had to get down on his knees in front of me to— oh god and the nervous gulp he exhibited

[spiderfuckersworld]

he was HORNY

[ycoil]

he was not, i was sexually harassing him bad

[speedwayy]

“Big Sur” is my favorite too!

im glad there are other Big Sur-heads out there!!! get ready for a Love Vacation everyone 😈😈😈

[speedwayy]

What do you think of Holland?

i love holland! i would go so far as to say i prefer it over surfs up, at least it's more ambitious and the band were more willing to branch out from their brian material and each member contributes something really amazing. it's very unique, sonically and the background of the album. my favorite song is big sur and i think the holland version is the best. a rare bit of genuine sentimentality from mike and the waltzing steel guitar lends such a lovely romantic and nostalgic feel.. i've listened to this song like hundreds of times lol

i also LOVE mount vernon & fairway!

[tillytheeangel]

[bbyangelbambi]

[speedwayy]

there's a part in the stars and stripes docu when brian jokes (???) that he can't talk about who Caroline, No is about because his wife would get mad. which is strange to me because mind, his and melinda's anniversary is MARILYN'S BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭

[speedwayy]

curious what your thoughts are on melinda

i feel like i've briefly talked ab melinda before but maybe not on my blog bc im searching and nothing comes up lol.

people in the fandom usually have a super black and white view of melinda; either she's a saint who single-handedly saved brian and can do no wrong, or she's just landy with long blonde hair. ultimately i can't know the intimate details of a marriage im not in, but i feel like melinda was a regular, not perfect person, that did mostly good. im sure she and brian loved and cared for each other. there are instances like her encouraging him to work with joe thomas and being hesitant about him finishing SMiLE, or encouraging him to tour towards the end of his life, but overall he seemed happy and healthy with her. we also don't know how much of the more questionable/exploitative looking stuff around brian during his later years was melinda's idea or his management. melinda wasn't a healthcare professional or anything, so it's unfair to expect her to be perfect.

my one thing is that idk why they had so many kids... which mostly seemed to be melinda's decision. like both were older and brian was never really in a state to be a good parent sorry 😭 im sorry if you wanted children and life didn't pan out for you, but that doesn't mean you should adopt a bunch of kids with a 70 year old with dementia. and ik carnie and wendy have mixed feelings ab her but idk not my family so i wouldn't know.

[speedwayy]

BRUCE? Participating in the orgies?!

yesss!!! squeaky fromme said in her memoir that dennis and the guys were all sitting in his bed when the family (er... the "family" not the family) started huggin' an' a kissin' and charles manson said if they weren't participating, they could get out. all but one (and presumably dennis) high-tailed it, and later on, fromme saw bruce on tv and recognized him. now, i don't really believe it either but you really never know with bruce 😭

[speedwayy]

And Mike reminds me of Cheryl Blossom calling Brian cousin Brian cousin Carl.

LOLLL 😭😭😭 it cracks me tf up when he says "cousin brian" it makes them sound like an austen parody. or when they're mad at him so they call him "michael" 😭😭😭 or calling al "alan" 😭😭😭

[speedwayy]

Dennis would definitely be in juvie with Archie lol

you haven't experienced the epic highs and lows of catching a wave, dude