Take That!

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[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[sensetenou]

Canon in Spanish AGAIN???

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

[brownbeemolasses]

they can't make a book accurate carrie because they don't actually feel sympathy for book accurate carrie.

a conventionally unattractive girl? they feel sympathy for their idealized version of carrie, this tragic girl that gets bullied for no reason, seen as weird by her on-screen classmates but beautiful by the audience to draw their sympathy.

but if carrie was portrayed on screen as she was in the book? it would become a joke just like so many other heavy, important movies dealing with ostracized people (precious, brokeback mountain). idk.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[oneheadtoanother]

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

OBI-WAN KENOBI from Star Wars

Yes, I know them.

I've only heard of them.

No, I don't know them at all.

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

[doyouknowthischaracter]

Somehow I doubt he's all of you.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[glitterberryshortcake]

👑💖 The Princess and the Popstar 🎶🎤

[itheginger]

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

[depsidase]

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.