Speedys Spectacular Stupid Stuff

Speedy, though at the moment i prefer Lawliet. helloooooooooooooooo He/Him “HEEEEY LIGHT!!! how’s it goin.” FYI i’m literally L “that’s just how i rule, through life and in school! with fear and shock and galll!” not anywhere by alex g type beat!!!

[speedyeatsdirtva]

i’m not dead dw

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@cyrusthemagician @parqypoo

DID A THING!!!! this was very rushed if you couldn’t tell by the totally magnificent handwriting

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another kieran voiceover!!!

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i love kieran hes silly

kieran voiceover!

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my little baby boy bububbababadubpudubbada

kieran voiceover

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but wait! there’s MORE! i like voicing shadow milk cookie cuz i get to be unusually high and squeaky and silly and

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i love you shadow milk cookie marry me

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@cyrusthemagician

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watching/reading aib has to have been the best and worst decision i’ve ever made cuz wtf do you mean i found another “literally me!!!” character but this time it’s genuinely serious?

chishiya makes me sick to my stomach everytime i see him in such a mixed way. i love his character so much but i relate to him so heavily it hurts to think about.

“honest people always seemed pretty stupid to me. i’ve always loved messing with people who try too hard at life. I HATED selflessness. It’s probably because I was jealous, they all had something I was missing. It was like they could always see what a pathetic, and small minded person I really was. I was always afraid.”

i don’t think i’ll ever find a character who has resonated with me as much as chishiya shuntaro does, and I find that sad. this quote is gonna stay in the back of my mind forever.

thank you for listening to my mini ted talk, find my live comedy shows on netflix

[justwantswafflefries]

Im bored lol. lets pull an Sm-Baby. Send me a character in the ask box, and I'll give yall a song based on that character

They can be canon tadc characters or characters from my Slasher AU or Neohuman AU :> SHIPS TOO! for canon, and the AUs!

[justwantswafflefries]

more… I NEED MORE! IM ON A MUSICAL STREAK

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dunno if this counts as anything, but i saw you were doing this and decided to make a playlist for slasher!speedy!!! more songs will probs be added

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arrivals

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hey did you guys know i like drones that murder and stuff like that??? wowza! that being said have this totally radical voice dub i did of n! the va in my name isn’t for nothing!

(please please please ignore the swallow i had to take in the middle, i know it’s displeasing.)

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MADE A VERSION OF SPEEDY FOR @justwantswafflefries SLASHER AU!

i can’t do digital so i’m having to work with what i have! ahem ahem

SPEEDY is a timid guy trying to play confident. He can only watch horror with his ears plugged, but acts tough and says it doesn’t affect him in the slightest. This led him to picking up a spunky new horror VR game trying to prove horror isn’t scary at all, and is now trapped in a horrible hell he has zero chance of getting out of! His better-than-most brain and attitude have landed him in the stereotype of “The Scholar.” Poor Speedy finds himself dying right when he thinks it’s the end and he’s safe, spending most of the time hanging back and trying to find out more of the force thats picking he and his friends off. He’s always killed in ways that could only be found on a WatchMojo video, whether it be being dropped head first into a pool of electrified water or being forced to eat sawblades! He’s the dude who runs and trips not even a second later. Hey, maybe he’ll make it out one of these days!

Now time for his preferences!

Pomni-Neutral

Ragatha-Like

Jax-Neutral

Gangle-Dislike

Zooble-Like

Kinger-Neutral

also if it isn’t clear I SUUUUUUCK at drawing hands, in the art he’s cracking his weak little knuckles! Hooray!

wait wait wait, you wanna steal his jacket? no, you don’t get that privileg-

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[justwantswafflefries]

EEEEEE! I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY

[speedyeatsdirtva]

HOORAAAYYYYY! i love robo-seymour from little shop of horrors too

[speedyeatsdirtva]

MADE A VERSION OF SPEEDY FOR @justwantswafflefries SLASHER AU!

i can’t do digital so i’m having to work with what i have! ahem ahem

SPEEDY is a timid guy trying to play confident. He can only watch horror with his ears plugged, but acts tough and says it doesn’t affect him in the slightest. This led him to picking up a spunky new horror VR game trying to prove horror isn’t scary at all, and is now trapped in a horrible hell he has zero chance of getting out of! His better-than-most brain and attitude have landed him in the stereotype of “The Scholar.” Poor Speedy finds himself dying right when he thinks it’s the end and he’s safe, spending most of the time hanging back and trying to find out more of the force thats picking he and his friends off. He’s always killed in ways that could only be found on a WatchMojo video, whether it be being dropped head first into a pool of electrified water or being forced to eat sawblades! He’s the dude who runs and trips not even a second later. Hey, maybe he’ll make it out one of these days!

Now time for his preferences!

Pomni-Neutral

Ragatha-Like

Jax-Neutral

Gangle-Dislike

Zooble-Like

Kinger-Neutral

also if it isn’t clear I SUUUUUUCK at drawing hands, in the art he’s cracking his weak little knuckles! Hooray!

wait wait wait, you wanna steal his jacket? no, you don’t get that privileg-

Show off your fandom with our Sonic The Hedgehog Sonic & Shadow Split Hoodie, available online at Hot Topic today!

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he’s so beautiful and glorious i was the OG percy supporter guys

(percy and grinertia belong to @grinningsnapples who SMELLS!)

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fire beat

fire ghost thing with cute little paw pads belongs to my buddy @parqypoo!

magician twink lookin like he’s gotta go pee belongs to my AWESOME sauce bootylicious freakster @cyrusthemagician

and the dumb robot in the back who’s trying to measure how large the sun is so he can try and eat it with a plastic fork belongs to yours truly!