Taken from season one the 2021 Showtime series, Yellowjackets! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers! Also, trigger warning for things such as blood, suicide mentions, etc.
“No, no. It fell into the tape deck, and I accidentally pressed it.”
“I know you’re letting other people tell your story. People who barely knew you. And they are making a lot of money doing it.”
“Remember, anger can be good.”
“It’s true. Violence is never the answer. But the anger you’re feeling, it’s useful.”
“And here I thought jocks were supposed to be able to party.”
“Aw, (Name). You dumb bitch.”
“Thank you, but I want to focus on the collective future, not my past.”
“You could see her fucking bones, (Name). I’m pretty sure it’s as bad as it looked.”
“No, It’s a marauding pack of thieves. We’ve come to burgle your twelve-year-old desktop and ceramic bunnies.”
“You remember when you tried to be Catholic?”
“Just wear the red dress I gave you. The boob dress.”
“You never talk shit unless someone deserves it. Also, I like your pilgrim hat.”
“It’s his only form of parenting. I guess I’ll take it.”
“If someone’s digging, we’re all fucked. Take care of it.”
“You know, you’re never going to get your strength back up if you don’t eat.”
“Oh, do you not realize what being home is?”
“You know, it usually takes people a couple of minutes of conversation to figure out. You’re good.”
“You are so mad and yet so wrong.”
“You think you can just miss the parent-teacher conference and buy us off with picadillo?”
“Oh, I know that I can buy (Name) off. With you, it’s more like cross my fingers, hope for the best.”
“What, am I not surprising you with how sexy this is?”
“For the record, I was trying to save you.”
“The lady in the tree. She watches me at night.”
“Oh, okay. I guess you’ve been thinking about what you did and just can’t live with yourself?”
“I’m sorry I’m interrupting you two not giving a shit.”
“Oh, I always get two of everything. That way I have enough to share.”
“Dying is nothing to be afraid of.”
“If you want your heart rate up, just tell me.”
“Then, afterward, he asked me for my socks. And he still never called.”
“If poison ivy is what kills me out here, then I deserve to die.”
“You don’t know that. We think we know what we’re doing, but really we have no clue.”
“Yeah. Wolves can kill anything if the packs big enough.”
“If you want me busting kneecaps, it’s gonna cost you extra.”
“It’s been three days. You guys can’t be that desperate.”
“You know, it’s never a good thing if a suspect lives like a hermit.”
“Such a good idea. You know you can learn so much about a person by going through their personal refuse.”
“Well, I was about to ask you the same thing, but apparently the answer is anti-terrorism.”
“So easy for you to judge others with your perfect life, right?”
“Well, I’ve been channeling you, so I’ve been dark and deadpan.”
“I can’t just be like this now. Why couldn’t I have just died?”
“I’m different from what people expect, and it scares them.”
“I just have a bad feeling about this place.”
“I don’t know what you’re so scared of, (Name). You’ve already got blood on your hands.”
“And do people usually write notes before they’re murdered? Or is that more of a suicide thing?”
“If you shit the bed again are you gonna ask for another do-over?”
“I’m not really in the business of shutting down a woman when she’s talking about how shapely my legs are.”
“Well, this is what a power couple should look like, don’t you agree?”
“You remind me of my granddaughter. No one really likes her either.”
“I know that when you look at me, you don’t see someone that you should be afraid of, but, uh, you’re wrong.”
“You just need to find the people who truly want to help you.”
“You were my best friend, then you just…”
“I know that you’re messed up right now, but that doesn’t give you a free pass to be a dick all the time!”
“It doesn’t matter how shitty they are. It still fucks you up when they’re gone.”
“Has hitting something ever fixed it?”
“The people who matter recognize Daria, okay?”
“I guess I can, uh, appease the local goblin community alone this year.”
“You taught me how to be like this, ya know?”
“When did you fall out of love with dad?”
“No, (Name), you’re not fine. You don’t think that I can’t see that?”
“Jesus, (Name). Treat me like a lady.”
“Um, actually, you don’t know. It was totally your fault. But we were kids, and it was awful.”
“How? You gonna sell your soul?”
“I was the high school boyfriend. That’s all I was ever gonna be.”
“Come on. Who hasn’t rolled over a broken tray table while making out in a bloodstained death trap?”
“The fifties called, they want your dumbass attitude back.”
“Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the fact that your a terrible person keep you up tonight.”
“I know this makes me, like, a totally selfish asshole, but I don’t want you to go, okay?”
“I’m sorry, it takes us getting blackmailed for you to finally care about being late?”
“It’s one of Amazon’s best sellers. Apparently, tracking people is really big right now.”
“I’m just saying, you know, if this was a horror movie, she’d be the villain, right?”
“Oh. No, no, no. Actually, I probably shouldn’t drive cause if we die, we will never find out who’s doing this.”
“Not the first time I’ve been held hostage.”
“Don’t drag us into your endless fucking pit of guilt.”
“Every single cell in your body wants to blow things up and see what happens. That’s who you are.”
“Wow. I’ve never been in a French farce before.”
“Well, I hate to break it to you, but we were just fucking. And your whole high school crush on me was cute, but now it’s just pathetic.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, it’s time to be discreet?”
“I know that is impossible for you to understand, but I am what he wants.”
“If you lost him, you’d be afraid that you have nothing left.”
“If you say (Name), I’m going to burn this whole fucking town down.”
“You obviously went through something super messed up, and I just wanted to understand.”
“Do we need a reason? We’re gonna be dead in a few weeks.”
“Tomorrow night. We’ll drink rotten berries and drink to our impending death.”
“I’ve just never been asked to one before, and I thought that this would be my one chance.”
“What mistakes did you make? Everybody loves you.”
“My mom always says that when a girl sets her mind to it, there’s no way that she can’t get to a man.”
“But I’m not going to let you go down for some stupid shit that I did!”
“Are you kidding? You have an entire safe full of secrets that you’ve never told me about.”
“Still kinda creepy up here.”
“Did you hear that mom? Dad? God? All my furry forest friends? I’m gay!”
“Hey. You’re all silent over there, that’s unusual. You got any ideas?”
“Because twelve percent of all killers are caught buying cleaning supplies.”
“I’m going to prison I’m going to prison for the rest of my life.”
“Okay, great! So, we’re just destroying evidence.”
“Sometimes I look at the world around me, and it’s like all the light has just gone out of it.”
“But these days with the Facetunes, the filters, and whatnot? You never know.”
“Yeah, you know, gardening, PTA, dismembering my lover’s corpse.”
“I hope you find whatever it is that you really need.”
“You’re so obsessed with yourself, I’m surprised your aware other people even exist.”
“You want to make a break for it?”
“It’s fucking disgusting work. I’d say it was soul-crushing if I remembered what it felt like to have one.”
