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Knowing Your Friends - A Guide To Staying British

December 1, 1946 by Elias Egneus

Ho, Hogwarts! What is the essentially British value? I'm not talking about whingeing, though that runs a close second. No, we're talking about comradeship. We know who our friends are and aren't. In these dark times not everyone is your friend and there are those at Hogwarts who are not your friend. This article is here to help you! We are all comrades in our British-ness. Do not forget that, Hogwarts. Below is a handy list of birthdays for Hogwarts students and professors, painstakingly accrued from the official records available in the library. January 1: Ariel Rivera 1: Silas Xavier 2: Joy Detora 3: Miles Verity 4: Arven Westerholt 4: Maura Olfrey 9: Estella Ricardus 10: Vladimir Borovsky 13: Ruby Lazuli 15: Aurora-Jane Lillie 20: Poppy Middleton

February 11: Nyla Ross 13: Elijah Lockwood 14: Elizabeth Arnett 14: Ivory Summers 14: Thomas Ellwood-Luxe 18: Kenneth Holmes 23: Adrian Alric 26: Lucas Clarington-DuPont

March 3: Sascha Kedding 12: Claus Heinrich 19: Eira Medraut 23: Alexander Hawkins 29: Ianthe Lloyd

April 3: Brielle Strauss 9: Elias Irigoyen 12: Annabella Twitchett 15: Egon Breckenridge 20: Clinton Litchfield 20: James Mallory 20: Kennedy Litchfield 21: Mallory Drummond 21: Michelle Volken 23: Andy Summer

May 1: Marilyn Dempsey 1: Zailey Petrova 2: Adam Carlisle 4: Veronica Cadbury 10: Ashley Aurora 13: Aurel Arcos 14: August Weston 14: Mavis Lerner 17: Ripley Reynolds 19: Bianca Carstairs 28: Chloe Rose

June 8: Marlena Flair 10: Abraxos Devell 11: Elias Egneus 12: Emerson Vartan 17: Leon Delaney 17: Noel Delaney 24: Raiya Greengrass

July 3: Kell D’Scordato 6: Henry Viggano 15: Aria De'Medici 15: Dilys Owens 19: Ioanna Aarens 21: Lavinia Gwendolyn 23: Rayne Yorke 31: Irma Scrivner

August 8: Lukas Gressman 8: Orpheus King 11: Margo Caffrey 15: Audrey O'Sullivan 18: Troy Quintonn 24: Julian Vartan 31: Aislinn MacKay 31: Tiberius Paladin 31: Tobias Mandrake

September 1: Isabella O'Conner 2: Tallulah Sloe 4: Teejay Goulding 5: Oliver Razi 12: Wilhelmina Mason 15: Sylvia Renn 30: Valencia Alvear

October 1: Caitlin McLeod 4: Wendela Vane-Liang 6: Johnathon Cain 7: Julie Murdock 9: Wren Coulter 11: Ronnie Beckham 13: Mitchell Trikks 16: Addilyn Sperling 30: Caleb Hollins 31: Autumn Auttenburg 31: Lawrence Mallory 31: Nyla Griffin 31: Zinaida Borovsky 31: Jasper Kedding

November 1: Mia Lorelei Kedding 4: Erich Hagan 5: Francisca Mallow 13: Barley Robinson 14: Mort Fredrickson 21: Euphemia Vane 25: Lamia Cadwallader 26: Lyra Spencer

December 5: Rin Hunter 7: Keenan Booker 14: Shai Faeriequine   21: Caius Thorne 22: Clarice Blanc 24: Jack Coleson 24: Ryker Basel 25: Henrietta Chant 27: Dane Irving-Yeung 31: Katherine Blackwood Why does this article refer only to some students? We'd run out of paper before we ran out of students! I've filled in some of the blanks but the rest is up to you. Ask your housemates! Ask your classmates! If you're feeling brave, ask your professor! Be a comrade to your fellows! There is a silver lining through the dark clouds shining. Let that silver lining be you!

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High Fashion - How the End of the Muggle War Affects Us!

March, 1946 by Elias Egneus

Hogwarts, we need to talk about your clothing. It's a shambles. You're wearing the same thing that students were wearing in the 1930s. Since the war began, your fashion sense has not changed.

Newsflash, Hogwarts- the Hexenreich are here and we're currently on hiatus from any war at all. Go back about your business. Go for a stroll with your sweetheart. Buy some clothes from this decade!

There is a parallel, Hogwarts, to whom we can look. Muggle France, occupied by Muggle Germans from May 1940 to December 1944, faced this same fashion crisis. In the aftermath of the recent liberation of France, Muggle designer Christian Dior recently unveiled their 'New Look' in Paris. Thankfully, we in Britain will be able to enjoy the spill-over fashion as muggleborns adapt the New Look into the norm and Purebloods like me trail after them.

You should not anticipate any delay, as the firm oversight of the Hexenreich is just as much French as it is German. What say you, Hexenreich? What can the proud wizards of Britain learn from the proud muggles of France?

I've taken the liberty of looking into it for you, Hexenreich- no need to come calling! Ladies, you can expect to be wearing clothing with a small, nipped-in waist and a full skirt falling beneath mid-calf level. Expect padded shoulder pads to fall out of fashion in favour of a more rounded look. If you're the kind of gal who looks her best in a dress, expect to add a little more length to your dresses- the muggle clothes touch the floor!

The muggle clothing company DuPont (possibly related to a young Slytherin that those in the know are familiar with) has announced an expansion of its mechanical factories, so you'll never be in need again! The Nylon riots are over and shortages in the new material have disappeared. Ladies, if you don't have any Nylon stockings by now, you have only yourself to blame. Remedy your error as soon as possible if you want to keep up with the curve!

Young ladies can expect a clad themselves in skirts and sweaters for the foreseeable future. Ladies - Pastels are in! Hop to it!

I have bad news for you, Professor Leighton- the British muggle fabric restrictions show no signs of letting up, so it's likely you'll be rocking that same classic style for even longer!

Young men of Hogwarts, don't hold your breath. The muggle fashion for young men is... Restrictive, to say the least. You can expect narrow ties and extremely tight shorts stop just above the knees. If you're interested in American fashion, then you can expect to see a lot of simple jeans and tee-shirts, and more than a few leather jackets - inspired of course by the clothing that their muggle soldiers wore while fighting heroically in a very different war to our own!

It could be worse - you could be in Australia, where they won't see these fashions for years. Though your lads are far away they dream of home. Check out the next month's article for a look into a look the future of our relations with Wizarding India!

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Lulah in the Lion's Den: Public Service Announcement

September 1946 by Tallulah Belle Sloe

TAKE NOTE, GRYFFINDORS.  I found this Public Service Announcement, as many others of you probably did also, in the Gryffindor Common Room.  I of course did not colour this because my colouring job would have been much better as we all know but still I think it is important that we talk about this.  This is very serious and also very true and so I think we should all take note and respect this unknown artist’s Very Important Message TO THE PUBLIC AT LARGE because it's accurate. Just to clear up some confusion left out of this Very True Work Of Art, here are a list of people who are not kitties and therefore not exempt from the message of this Public Service Announcement. •   Grown-Ups. •   Big Kids. •   Julian Vartan. •   Other Kids That Are Not Tallulah Belle Sloe. Thank you for your time and attention to this Very Serious Matter.

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Summer Horoscopes

1st June 1947

by Clinton Litchfield

Term's nearly over and we can all practically feel summer in the air. Bring on the paddling pools and the ice cream, the sunbathing and the family days out. It's almost time to put away your textbooks for a few months and actually enjoy yourselves, but there are still a couple of weeks before school's out for the summer. Who cares though, right? As a wise man (my dad) once said: your grades do not define you. Gemini (21st May - 20th June): You've been thinking of the best ways to cheat in your Charms exam, but let me tell you now that it's just not worth it. I'm all for anything that involves not having to work, but you will get caught and you will regret it. So, from one slacker to another: it's better if you just don't turn up at all. Cancer (21st June - 22nd July): Summer will fly by faster than you think, so start making those plans you keep putting off. Otherwise, you'll find yourself at the end of August having done nothing and wondering how you got there. Leo (23rd July  - 22nd Aug): The 11th will be a lucky day for you this month, so be confident about that Sonomancy exam. You can do this, mate, the stars believe in you, even if your professor might not. Virgo (23rd Aug - 22nd Sept): Do what you've always wanted to do, and learn how to swim. I'd recommend that you don't just dive in at the deep end though - drowning isn't on the cards for this year... Libra (23rd Sept - 22nd Oct): Buy that cute bikini or that dashing pair of swimming trunks. You deserve 'em, you little ray of sunshine. Scorpio (23rd Oct - 21st Nov): It's that time of year when nerves are fraying and friendships are falling apart. Take some time out of your revision schedule to do something fun with your best friend, even if it's something simple like eating dinner together. Just remember - it's not what you know that gets you far in life, it's who you know. Good friends are worth a hell of a lot more than good grades. Sagittarius (22nd Nov - 21st Dec): You've been feeling very emotionally fragile lately, but things are finally beginning to take a turn for the better. Go to that party where you won't know anybody, drink more Butterbeer than you should, and kiss that cute Gryffindor at midnight. Learn to live a little, and you will thank yourself for it. Capricorn (22nd Dec - 19th Jan): Kiss her before she kisses someone else, or spend the entire summer feeling nothing but regret. Aquarius (20th Jan - 18th Feb): Stop hiding away in the dusty old library and get some fresh air! It'll do wonders for your mood, and you might even get a tan too. Take a walk, go for a dip in the lake; if you're still stubbornly insistent on studying, then take that book outside and sit in the gardens. Form a little outdoor study group or something. Nerd. Pisces (19th Feb - 20th Mar): Be wary of the overly friendly Hufflepuff who offers you some of their lunch. Grapes - and Hufflepuffs, for that matter - are not as innocent as they seem at first glance. Aries (21st Mar - 19th Apr): Start looking for a summer job now before all the good ones are snapped up. Your Gringotts vault will thank you, I promise. Taurus (20th Apr - 20th May): Take that nap. Just do it.

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Halloween Horoscopes

1st October 1946 by Clinton Litchfield

It's that spookiest time of year where there are kids pulling pranks around every corner and ghosts haunting every hallway. You'll undoubtedly find yourself on the receiving end of at least one trick (and hopefully a few treats) this month, so make sure you stay safe. Oh, and if you're a Pisces, please try not to cry. Libra (23rd Sept - 22nd Oct): Why not mix things up a bit this month and do something new? Try out for your house's Quidditch team, or join the Wizarding Chess club. You'll probably fail, but you won't know until you try. Maybe you'll even turn out to be the new Gobstones champion, not that that's anything to brag about. Scorpio (23rd Oct - 21st Nov): An argument is looming in Astronomy class, but try to keep your opinion to yourself for once, or else risk detention. Nobody likes a mouthy witch, and - to be quite frank - you're wrong anyway. Sorry that you had to hear it from me. Sagittarius (22nd Nov - 21st Dec): Beware the 17th - something wicked your way comes. Oh, and stay away from Ravenclaw Tower. Those windows are rather high up, and it's an awfully long way back down to the ground. Capricorn (22nd Dec - 19th Jan): Unexpected romance awaits in the form of a tall dark stranger. They might be handsome too, but my crystal ball is refusing to cooperate properly. It's been a bit dodgy ever since Kennedy kicked it down the stairs. You know what? That might not be a tall dark stranger at all. It actually looks a bit like a Dementor. Aquarius (20th Jan - 18th Feb): The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places, including under your bed. Be sure to have a quick look before you go to sleep, or you might find yourself living a nightmare. Pisces (19th Feb - 20th Mar): Follow your instincts, or run the risk of being turned into a giant pumpkin. Having said that, I imagine that being a giant pumpkin is probably quite fun. I don't think Professor Lancaster will expect you to turn up to Transfiguration if you resemble a huge orange vegetable. Aries (21st Mar - 19th Apr): Do you really want to eat that extra Cauldron Cake? Remember: a moment on the lips, forever on the hips. Nah, I'm just kidding. Eat as many sweet treats as you want. You do you, Aries. You do you. Taurus (20th Apr - 20th May): Avoid black cats this month. And orange cats, white cats, grey cats and Siamese cats. You're good to go with hairless cats, but you probably want to avoid those anyway because they're ugly. Just...avoid all cats. Gemini (21st May - 20th June): Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You're in for a bumpy ride this month. Expect betrayal, more betrayal, and yet more betrayal. On the bright side, your mother will send you a homemade blueberry pie. Cancer (21st June - 22nd July): Things are starting to look up for you! Your lucky number this month is 24, so expect great things on this day. Don't expect too much though, because I let Kennedy write this one and she's not as skilled at Divination as I am. Leo (23rd July  - 22nd Aug): Don't shy away from your problems. Run headlong at them while screaming instead. This is the most effective solution. Just trust me on this one. Virgo (23rd Aug - 22nd Sept): A smile is worth a thousand words. Say hello to that person you always make awkward eye contact with in the library; offer them a bite of your Chocolate Frog. You might just hit it off, and discover the start of something new.

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Valentine's Day Horoscopes

1st February 1947 by Clinton Litchfield

Valentine's Day is coming up fast, and love is in the air, at least for a select few! The rest of you, poor unfortunate souls that you are, will probably be curled up in bed eating your feelings, having snagged a few Valentine's deals on chocolate. A tragic and sorry picture, true, but look on the bright side: at least you didn't have to buy anything for your non-existent significant other. Aquarius (20th Jan - 18th Feb): That friend who you've liked for so long? It's possible that they like you too, so take the plunge and just tell them how you feel. But if it all goes wrong, then don't blame me. The cards have been somewhat difficult recently... Pisces (19th Feb - 20th Mar): At least your mother loves you. Aries (21st Mar - 19th Apr): Whatever you've bought your partner for Valentine's Day, rest assured that it's not good enough. Expect tears, fake smiles, a full-blown argument, or - if you're really lucky - all three. But have no fear! You've still got a couple of weeks, so maybe rethink your 'amazing' gift idea of heart-patterned pink socks... Taurus (20th Apr - 20th May): You've always had a weakness for authority figures, but never had the courage to stand up and declare your love for your teacher. 1947 is the year, my friend. Pluck up the courage to tell Professor Bryce how much you adore her golden curls and radiant smile, and you might just find she rewards you with more than a gingerbread man. Gemini (21st May - 20th June): Stop cheating on your partner immediately, or risk getting caught. And let me tell you, it's not going to be pretty when they do find out. Cancer (21st June - 22nd July): Love triangles are so in right now; congratulations are probably in order, because you're in one! Go with your instincts, and try to remember that looks aren't everything. Then again, nobody wants to date an ugly mug, so choose wisely. Leo (23rd July  - 22nd Aug): You're in luck this month, Leos of the world. Your relationships are damn near perfect and it looks like they're going to remain that way for quite some time. Don't stop doing what you're doing; you're on the right track. Virgo (23rd Aug - 22nd Sept): I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you just need to face the facts: you're going to die alone. Libra (23rd Sept - 22nd Oct): Big changes are coming your way. Alright, I'm not going to beat about the bush with this one, I'm not that cruel. And you have a right to know: your significant other wants to break up with you. Brace yourself. You're about to get dumped. Scorpio (23rd Oct - 21st Nov): You're a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Alternatively, you're a strong independent man who don't need no woman. (Yes, thank you, Kennedy, I am aware that that's a double negative.) What I'm trying to say is: love yourself. Your love life will sort itself out; just trust me on this one. Sagittarius (22nd Nov - 21st Dec): Treat yourself and buy a pet. Nobody else is ever going to love you like a dog can. Capricorn (22nd Dec - 19th Jan): Now is the time to win back the love that you lost. Forget the flowers, the chocolates and the card. Just catch them unawares and kiss them. Is it too late to say sorry? No, it's not. So apologise while you still can.

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The Astronomical Price

October 1946 by Anonymous

There's very little room for bullies here at Hogwarts, especially from those who pride themselves on wearing the Professor badge on their black robes (which coincidentally enough, matches their black heart). If you haven’t had the opportunity to meet Professor Izolda Pavlova, consider yourself lucky; one would think Headmistress Ivanova would take the time to interview all prospective employees before subjecting her students to such cruelty but apparently that is not the case. Our new Astronomy teacher is, by far, the coldest of all the teaching staff here at Hogwarts. Her style of teaching is prattling on about things no one cares about and calling on younger students, striking enough fear in them to even make them physically sick. She has little regard for the customs of Hogwarts and no respect for the students. How and why is this acceptable? Is it possible that even Headmistress Ivanova, the Russian Queen, is terrified of this newcomer and the Siberian winter she brings with her? As far as I’m concerned, it is time for the tyrant to be driven from the Planetarium and from the hallowed halls of such a revered institution! This is our school, we are Hogwarts; we pride ourselves on only having the best. But is Professor Pavlova really the best? Are you willing to pay such a price for such an inferior education?

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Salutations Seventh Years

3 June 1947 by Marlena Flair

For all of the graduating students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I salute you. However, here are a few of the students whom this paper felt like recognizing who will be saying goodbye to our beloved facility. Silas Xavier, b. 1 January. He was apparently born on the first of the year. I guess that makes him a New Year baby. His blood isn't pure, but somehow the Sorting Hat felt like he was good enough for Slytherin. I guess he tries to edit for Spellbound. I don't know. He's too old and weird for my liking. Silas, sorry. Ciao. Joy Detora, b. 2 January. She was somehow gifted with the position of Head Girl. Perhaps it was simply because of being one of the few talented Hufflepuffs in this school. She was captain of her Quidditch team. She was decent as a duelist. I think, to make up for her mixed blood, she tried to make herself look better by serving in the hospital wing. Joy, get out. Ok. Jasper Kedding, b. 31 October. He is the Head Boy, who is from the respectable house of Ravenclaw. As with all the good Keddings, his blood is pure. He is a motivated Quidditch player and a snappy duelist. Not that I'm gifted with the Eye, but I see great things for his future. He has the handsome face of a future Minister of Magic. Jasper, keep flying. Bye. Estella Ricardus, b. 9 January. She is a pretty pureblood in the righteous house of Slytherin. She, like many of us old enough to have been here, have gone through a lot. She is strong. She will bring change. Estella, stay strong. May our paths cross again. Vladimir Borovsky, b. 10 January. He comes from the noble and pure family of Borovsky. He is a force with a broom and a bat on the Quidditch pitch. Some say he was grand with a wand while dueling. He is one of the great Ravenclaws who make me proud to be a part of this house. Vladimir, your jaw used to be stronger. Cheerio. Mia Kedding, b. 1 November. She is perhaps the most beautiful girl in all of Hogwarts. A prefect, Quidditch captain, duelist, volunteer in the hospital wing, Spellbound editor, and overall queen of Ravenclaw students. She has set goals and accomplished them like not many others have been able to do. I don't know what the future holds for this girl, but she has potential. Mia, I will miss your guidance. Adieu. Rayne Yorke, b. 23 July. She was a prefect of Gryffindor who somehow managed to play Quidditch. I didn't know her well, since she was not in my year or my house, thank Merlin. Her halfblood life will potentially measure up to something. Rayne, try to forget. Godspeed. Elias Irigoyen, b. 9 August. He is the Spanish prefect in my house, Ravenclaw. Some overlooked his halfblood heritage, but to each their own. Go forth and help the Ministry. It could use anyone, even you. Adios. Barley Robinson, b. 13 November. He is not that well liked. Unfortunately, he was sorted into Hufflepuff. For a pureblood, that was clearly due to his lack of mental preparedness. Some are astounded to learn that he made it all the way to seventh year. He seemed to occupy himself by volunteering in the hospital wing and as a passable reporter. Barley, it's been weird. Goodbye. Caius Thorne, b. 21 December. When the Sorting Hat sat upon the beautiful head of this halfblood, it saw past his tainted blood to his true heart. Unfortunately, I only observed him from a distance, except on the Quidditch pitch. He was glorious with a beater's bat in his hand, but perhaps better known for his speed as a chaser. Caius, you can overcome your weakness. Good luck in your future endeavors. In Memorium: Emma Grace Birch, b. 5 August. She was a beautiful flower that stood out among the many thorns in this world. I didn't know her much, but she was brave. She was unlike many other students at this school. This world is less bright without her. Emma, your spirit encourages us all. We will always remember.

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Nuremberg Fails

5 December 1946

by Marlena Flair

Previously, I have written about how Hitler poisoned world leaders with the aid of dark wizards at his side. With Adolf deciding to end his own life and take many secrets to the grave with him, the wizarding and muggle worlds have relied on Attorney General Sir Hartley Shawcross, Justice Robert H. Jackson, and Lieutenant-General Roman Rudenko to lead the charges against Hitler's allies and those closest to him in the Nuremberg Trials. The trials focused on these Dark wizards' and muggles' crimes against peace, war crimes, and crimes against humanity—crimes that apparently were made criminal after they were committed. Of the twenty-four accused, you will have heard that two were not charged, and that three were cleared of all charges pressed against them. No doubt Dr. Hjalmar Schact, Franz von Papen, and Hans Fritzsche were under the Imperius curse. Details are slowly spreading from the Ministry, but I can assure you that the Dark wizards behind Adolf Hitler coerced these three men to commit their crimes. I find it quite unclear why twelve of these heinous leaders were sentenced to death for being found guilty of all charges and seven were sentenced to time in Azkaban or a muggle-guarded prison. The Baron Konstantin von Neurath apparently discovered, too late, that Hitler was using Imperius curses. This has been rumored to be the dispute he had with Adolf, which caused him to resign as Protector of Bohemia and Moravia. Perhaps that is why he was allowed to live. All in all, time in Azkaban sounded like a dream compared to how terrible the executions were. More rumors circulated that the drop length was not long enough, which led to painfully drawn out struggles. It is said that the executioner John C. Woods was a questionable wizard who had dabbled in the Dark arts while a younger man and enjoyed botching such death sentences. If that is true, the Ministry must be taken to task for appointing him. Besides the willy nilly way the court decided who was guilty and who was not and the cruel enjoyment they took in executing those convicted, there are many wizards and witches who find these trials to be nothing more than parodies of law. I am not a fan of the Dark Arts or of the mass killing of millions; if we have a law and a principle, we must follow it for the sake of a peaceful and just society. Especially when some of the victorious nations are just as guilty of some of the charges they have brought against the losers of the war.

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Sorcerer Hitler?

15 September 1946 by Marlena Flair

No doubt a grand story comes along every generation and sweeps up the feeble minded in its powerful narrative. That, I am afraid, is what has come of Hitler's rise to fame. He was the grand narrative. The charisma and passion that flowed from him was intoxicating. Thousands of the general public fell into line behind his ardent speeches and proclamations. But why exactly? Adolf Hitler was revered by many in both the muggle and wizarding worlds. We have all heard the hushed hearsay that he was working with many powerful dark wizards. But was he of wizarding lineage? That has been the even more whispered rumor. Some even have gone so far as to say his unknown grandfather was a wild dark wizard who was ashamed of his love for the muggle Maria Anna Schicklgruber. While there is very little proof, at this point, we must be certain the Ministry has been looking into it. From how quickly Hitler rose to power, it seems abundantly clear that he was aided by magic. It is true that quite a few his leaders joined his cause of their own volition; however, I believe the Ministry figured out there were some, such as Hans Fritzsche and Franz von Papen, who were doing the evil bidding of Hitler via the use of an Imperius curse. Will we ever learn of Hitler's true family story? What about the use of Imperius curses by his wizarding companions? Perhaps Adolf was just a Squib and forever hated being looked down upon. We will no doubt find some answers as the great Nuremberg Trials continue.

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The Blood Rose Chronicles: The Rescue, Part II

by Saga January 1946 After the raid of Lord Muddyface, the Prince of the Rose was enraged. The wedding party fell apart and became a council of war as both kingdoms prepared to get revenge and rescue the damsel from the vile Lord until a messenger appeared with Lord Muddyface’s demands. [“Vile Prince, I have kidnapped your intended bride, and I will make her suffer unless you follow my instructions. In repayment for all that you have done, you will bring One Thousand Golden Pieces from each of your two great kingdoms to me. You will free all of the peasants in your jails, and you will release all those who do not wish to be under your employ. If you fail to meet these demands, the princess will not live to see her wedding day.] It was not signed but with a mark of a brown arrow, the seal of Lord Muddyface. For hours the two kingdoms bickered and fought. While they did so, the Prince of the Rose slipped from the council chamber, taking his trusted companion, the Knight of Roses, with him. Without Lord Muddyface’s trickery, the way to his keep was dangerous and long. The two valiant heroes slew dragons and battled villains as they made their way to save the princess. At long last, they came to the final obstacle. A bridge guarded by an enormous, vicious troll. “Answer one riddle,” he said, “and you may cross. What is so beautiful it compels you to touch it, but makes you bleed once you do?” What ever will the Prince and Knight do? Can they solve the riddle? Will they save the princess? Find out in the final installment!

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Ways Hogwarts Can Kill You #2

by Kenneth Holmes January 1947

Greetings once more, and welcome to the second article on the dangers of Hogwarts Castle. It goes without saying that the Forbidden Forest is extremely dangerous and should not be entered without specific permission from a professor and competent adult supervision. The clue is in the name: Forbidden. I have no personal experience with the forest, but listed below are some of the dangers of the Forest that I have researched in the library.  I suspect most people are aware of the colony of centaurs in the forest by repute if not experience. It is also common knowledge that at various times Unicorns, Hippogriffs and Thestrals have been sighted. Less well known is the presence of a pack of magical wolves, the offspring of werewolves who mated during the full moon. While these are all interesting creatures, many books are available in the library for those of you who can be bothered to look so I do not propose to discuss them here. Instead I will focus on two or three more unusual creatures that are mentioned in the personal journals of wizards archived in the Hogwarts Library. Among the almost illegible scrawled accounts of meals and unrequited love(s) I found some tantalizing references to some quite incredible creatures. For example, Horatio Crumplesmythe writing in 1928 describes encountering a six-foot-long two headed snake during a COMC lesson in the forest. The snake was a striking orange colour with black stripes. Mr. Crumplsmythe was a Parselmouth and he was able to converse briefly with the snake to determine that the snake was originally three headed, and that the right head and the left head had banded together to remove the central head. The arrival of the COMC teacher saved him from a potentially fatal bite because the right head took umbrage at his pronunciation of the word “scale” and was discussing the correct way to strike with the other head. He later wrote that his teacher had explained to him that the snake was a Runespoor, and that it was the escaped pet of a former lecturer in Ancient Runes. He also noted that while Runespoors have three heads, it is not uncommon for them to lose a head. This Runespoor was unusual because it is more usual for the central or dreamer head and the left or planning head to gang up on the right hand critic head. On this occasion the right and left head had ganged up on the central head so that they could finally get something done. One important thing to remember is that the right hand head, like all critics and some professors, has a venomous bite. Martine Pimms-Argent, of Gryffindor House. had a slightly less dangerous encounter in 1838 during an illicit game of hide and seek with some friends in the forest. She wrote of a family of small cat like creatures with spotted fur, outsize ears and a lion’s tale. Apparently there were two adults and seven kittens who were, in her words, "snuggley-huggle-cutey-pies". Shortly after that she and her friends were apprehended by the groundskeeper and two professors. Imagine everyone’s surprise when two weeks later one of the kittens was found under her bed! The creature, which was identified as a Kneazle male, had taken a liking to her and followed her home. It then proceeded to defend her, and her bed, against all comers. After several futile attempts were made to return the kitten to its parents, she was allowed to keep the young Kneazle under supervision of the COMC teacher. For the rest of her stay at Hogwarts she was accompanied everywhere by the creature, which she named Marjory. Finally, Andrew Farquarson-Warner spent a substantial period of time in the medical wing in 1742 after wandering into the forest on a dare. There he encountered a large colony of brightly coloured birds that entranced him with their beautiful song. He was found several hours later, wearing only his socks and hat, gibbering about giant golden-eyed insects that flew to the moon, and singing 1000000 Green Bottles Standing On A Rhino. An account written by his nurse details how an expedition of senior staff identified those birds as a Fwooper colony. Many silencing charms were cast and most of the creatures relocated elsewhere. However, some escaped and their madness-inducing song can sometimes be faintly heard if the wind is in the wrong direction. Mr. Farquarson-Warner was transferred to St Mungo’s where he made a full recovery, except for a disturbing habit of hiding under a table whenever he saw a budgerigar. These three incidents are by no means all, just the most literate or interesting. I put no stock in the accounts of a large green dragon or brown dragon being seen in the forest. These sightings are far more likely to be a delusion caused by getting too close to a Fwooper. I think we can all agree that if there was a large dragon in the forest we would all be in no doubt of its presence by now. Of the three encounters, only two had the potential to kill the unfortunate child; however, Marjory the Kneazle was said to be deadly to the ankles of other students, and also to the rose bushes in the east flowerbed.

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The Merit of House Elves

By Adrian Alric 30 September, 1946

Students of Hogwarts, we are not alone. By now, many of us have noticed them through our hallways and common rooms. Their presence is felt by all of us. Nothing can stop them from carrying out their work. Our castle, however, will be better for it. Their diligence is unparalleled throughout the Wizarding world. Not to worry, there is nothing to fear. I speak, of course, of house elves. We are all familiar to the creatures; with their long floppy ears, tough skins, and knack for carrying out all the chores that us fine magic folk refuse to do ourselves. It is no different here at Hogwarts. The meals we eat, clothes we wear, and grounds we walk are all under the watchful eye of the many house elves that are kept housed. Never seen them, you ask? They get their best work done away from our prying eyes, but if you venture into the kitchens before the meal blocks you will catch them hard at work. Some of the common rooms have a stationed elf. At the Ravenclaw Tower, the spirited Eloise is available for all your beverage consumption. If asked, she might even go out of the menu to fulfill her desire to serve. The real question is, are there enough to go around? Many students around the castle have come out in support of a bigger presence for the magical creatures. Having them in the classrooms or the extra-curricular areas will make it impossible for a student to find themselves in a clothing emergency. Spellbound will keep you updated with this developing situation.

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The Blood Rose Chronicles: The Rescue Part I

by Lamia Cadwallader October, 1946

Once upon a time, there were two great kingdoms: the Kingdom of the Blood banner, and the Kingdom of the Rose banner. Together, they were allies against the rest of the world. They were strong, powerful kingdoms and all others learned to fear their power. It was decided that the two kingdoms should be as one, and so the Prince of the Kingdom of the Roses was betrothed to the Princess of the Kingdom of the Blood. For years, the two royal children grew up side by side until the day they would wed. The prince grew to be tall and handsome, and dark, while the princess grew to be fair and beautiful. They were a perfect match. Noble men and women were invited from all over the two kingdoms, as well as the royalty of many other nations, so that there was amassed a great party. They held a festival in honor of the royal visit, with battle games to bring the marriage luck. The final tilts were to take place on the eve of the royal wedding. Assembled in the field as the evening’s entertainment was prepared, the beautiful princess made her way with all her retinue to reward her handsome prince with her favor for luck. It was as they made their way through the camp that the vile horde attacked. Upset at being kept from the festivities, the poor of the nearby village had been excited to anger by a powerful though less prestigious and low-born noble of a neighboring kingdom. Risen to power through trickery and vile misdeeds, Lord Muddyface had never been intentionally included in any of the inter-kingdom celebrations but the Kingdoms of the Blood and the Rose. The peasants, ready by Lord Muddyface, invaded the celebrations whilst the knights were just beginning to don their armor. Caught by surprise, the guards were quickly overwhelmed. There was chaos in the camp as the princess and her attendants were separated, some taking shelter under pavilion, others running for the nearby castle. When the knights were ready, they came out in force to defend the wedding party. The peasantry were quickly slain or driven off, but their ring leader was nowhere to be seen. And the princess of the Blood was missing. What has happened to the princess? Where has she been taken? See how the story unfolds in the next installment.

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Dueling

By Oliver Razi September, 1946

When I signed up for spellbound this term I had the expectation of providing you loyal readers with commentary and the latest gossip on our schools dueling tournament.  As you may have noticed the dueling tournament has been canceled. So instead I will write this first article as a commentary on the importance of dueling, not only on our education, but to make us all grow as individuals. Educationally dueling enables us all to practice the spells we learn in class.  It forces us to creatively react to different situations using those spells in sometimes unexpected ways.  How many people thought when learning 'Caeruleus' that it would be a useful spell when 'Incendio' was much easier to cast?  It is only outside the charms classroom we learn that aiming the flame so specifically makes it that much stronger as a hex.  I can say that dueling has personally encouraged me to practice and remember the spells I learn in class more than any test like the OWLs or NEWTs. In addition to the educational benefits is the growth dueling provides us as individuals.  It teaches us to balance going for the win on the offensive with knowing when to protect oneself defensively.  How many times in life outside of dueling does one get a target in there sights and starts aiming their best hexes only to have the target react quicker and disarm you?  Rarely.  As in the books and most other situations we live in, it is about reading books and ones own success is measured directly compared to others - not against them.  It also pushes us to keep fighting even when we might be otherwise discouraged - the first rule of dueling is to keep fighting as no one knows what could happen. Readers, I debated just writing the article on dueling potions I had planned to write over the summer as my first article.  Yet, the news of dueling being canceled is far more important, and far more harmful than any potion I can suggest for you to brew for your next duel.

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CoverWitch: Hide What You Don't Like!

By S.E.a.R.C.H. (Claus Heinrich) 15 September, 1946

Nowadays, it's hard to get the look that you want. Maybe it's your nose, maybe it's your annoying pimple, it's just so agonizing to get the perfect picture for your yearbook. Even when you think you have taken a good picture, you always look back and shake your head at your own appearance. Who wants an ugly, oversized nose anyway? Statistically speaking, there are less than 20% of people who actually like their look and are confident with their appearance. Hence why people tend to turn to make up as their way of feeling more confidence, it works... with a price to pay though. Unfortunately, most magical make up lines aren't very safe. Potions that can give you an acne breakout (Ouch) or will age your face faster (Double ouch). Don't you worry though, I am S.E.a.R.C.H. your trustee reporter and I am here to introduce to you a brand new cosmetic line called 'CoverWitch'. Despite being a relatively new line of make up, CoverWitch has received a lot of positive feedbacks from costumers. Its slogan: "Enchanting, Charming, Mesmerizing" speaks a lot for itself. Indeed, CoverWitch is the new star of the cosmetic line and it threatens the older lines with its appearance. Be careful, CoverWitch might just outshine you all. Traditionally, when someone wants to hide their noses or make it appear smaller, they tend to go pretty far to do it. There's no embarrassment bigger than that of having your charm failed in the middle of a party. Dreadful. This reporter has seen it happen before. Believe me, you don't want that, ladies and gentlemen. CoverWitch is the perfect solution for you though. No bothersome (and very illegal) horcruxes, no failed charms, no more embarrassment! CoverWitch's concealer does a spectacular job at hiding what you don't want to show! Hate your acne? Hide them! Hate your eyebrows?! Hide them! Hate your nose? Coverwitch to the rescue! Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? Put the papers down to get yourself a free sample... For free!!! Indeed you heard it right, ladies and gentlemen! CoverWitch is giving out samples without charging a single knut! What's the better way to go to the homecoming party than going without your nose?! It's a sure way to get you the most attention. You will be the king and the queen of the night! It will blow everyone's mind with how unique you look. Let's get going, ladies and gentlemen. CoverWitch is waiting for you. A wide variety of other beauty products are coming this year as well! Go and be beautiful! CoverWitch has your back.

Editor's note: A delightful read, unsure if you'll get any takers but i love the comedy of the piece! - EM

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Polyjuice Potion - Impostors Among Us?

By Eli Egneus September, 1946

How well do you know your friends, Hogwarts? Of course, you could pick them out of a lineup. If you're a particularly good friend (or simply a passable Hufflepuff) you may know how many freckles they have - and their locations. But what if someone else wore the freckles of your compatriot?

Of course I refer to Polyjuice Potion. The recipe is ancient and its use is - more oft than not - sinister. Thankfully, Polyjuice Potion has been made contraband by our accented friends with the Hexenreich badges. We have no need to fear its use, for the only those affiliated with Hexenreich have access to the brew. Or those with a hidden agenda - those who, like cowards, defy the Hexenreich from the shadows.

Keep both eyes open though, for there may be those foolish enough to hide their faces and work against the established order. If someone you know is hoarding lacewing flies or any of the other ingredients of the horrible brew, let someone from the Hexenreich know immediately.

The making of the potion is very similar - almost identical, but for a few steps - to the medical brew Primum ens Melissae. The draught is used to refresh the body and mind. Do you know anyone who has been looking refreshed despite our situation? Watch what you say to them, for they may have access to either or both of the potions above.

So who has been replaced? Here are some handy hints for identifying impostors:

Forgetfulness - Does your friend forget your name, or a password they should know?

Excess energy - Does your classmate have entirely too much energy at all times of day?

Signs of guilt - Even bad guys have feelings. Does your acquaintance cry to themselves or fiddle their fingers when they think no one is looking?

Ignorance of tradition - Does your housemate ignore the valued traditions of Hogwarts school?

Hostility to tradition - Does your family member show open resentment of the school's noble history and values?

Change in habits - Does your Professor tie their boots differently or write with their other hand?

You're not stupid, Hogwarts. There are more signs. Think carefully when you sit down in the banquet hall. Look to the left, look to the right, look to the other tables. No one is above suspicion.

Be wary when approaching anyone suspected of concealing their identity - they may become violent when questioned. Forbye, the impostors may pick a new 'costume', leaving their victims - the very folk they are impersonating - with minds warped by memory charms.

To the villains of this story, I say only this: Hogwarts has, does, and will always stand against you.

Keep the home fires burning, Britain. Check back next week for tips and tricks for owl communication in our trying times!

Editors note: A great piece, keep 'em coming - EM