fjordfish

The multifandom + personal blog of a university student. Certainly a Slytherin, possibly a dragon. Studies theatre, flaps about headcanon, drinks sweet tea. Tracking #fjordfish. Note: This blog now functions as an archive.

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i’m trying to find resources for people who move around a lot. i can’t find any!

google search: moving around; moving tips; moving for other jobs

results: moving companies trying to rent me moving supplies; articles about how much my newborn should be moving or not; oprah magazine’s favorite things about moving into a your first house

me: that is.... not what i’m looking for

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i posted my doodle of the day on my art instagram account, and someone commented “wow sick” on it.

it was a marker drawing of a butterfly with holographic butterfly stickers. 

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before most big load in days and strikes, i get a little excited-nervous. all this energy and anticipation from planning or getting plans. is this what actor audition are like

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well after a beautiful trio family moment my stream cut out entirely

i watched maybe an hour with buffering every 5 minutes, because i’ve forgot (after only a week away) that primetime wifi is shit here

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if i side eye sherlock any harder i’m going to be looking the other way

hf “”””sociopath”””” my ass

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okay help me i’m gonna watch it

self: braced

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how do u get rid of ur gag reflex im not trying to do anything dark sided just wanna brush the back of my tongue without wanting to die u kno

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i hate nye it always feels so fake and pseudo introspective and overly emotional its an arbitrary holiday and i don't mind people celebrating it, i mind all the sappy facebook posts and also the impromptu toasts where i have to make sure i awww and laugh at the right moments

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

rip to all the post s3 ideas that you didn’t finish and won’t make sense after tomorrow 

[odamakilock]

No, no-!! Happy BIRTHDAY to all the new ‘Canon Divergent AU Where S4 Doesn’t Happen’ fanfics! 

[thefederalistfreestyle]

thanks, Seamless

[jewishdragon]

The only statistics that will ever matter

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also SEASON 4 happens during double load month of hell schedule so i am gonna have to striaght up ban myself from social media and tbh i'm aad about it

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i drank one of those energy juices with dinner at like 5pm and now its nearly 2am and i can't sleep i'm so close to sleep but not quite

[uannsett-deactivated20211214]

how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

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everyone at the christmas dinner i attended was raving about the tiramisu. the tiramisu i have tasted before was very good, similar to bread pudding.

i think that maybe the tiramisu i have had before wasn’t actually tiramisu, because this tiramisu tasted exactly how i imagine windex tastes like.

i was sitting right in front of the baker, so i ate almost an entire slice of windex cake. and then i drank an entire glass of water and ate a roll, because i thought that i might throw it up

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Illustrations for Frances Hodgson Burnett’s A Little Princess by Rebecca Green

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.