🕸SpiderPete🕸

hey everyone, guess you could say i’m on the... web. || peter parker ask blog || nephew of may, practically son of tonyt and stephen || ps i love my ned

[spetey-man]

How old are you kid?

I just turned 18 in August!

[spetey-man]

spetey!! hello!!-♦️

How have you been!! I started my first semester of college in the midst of a pandemic hahahahahaha

[spetey-man]

Hi

H E N L O!!

[spetey-man]

spetey?-♦️

SPETEY!!!!

[the-real-tonystark]

OOC: Hello friends

my life has become super hectic here recently, and I’m finding myself stressed even to come here and hit up the inbox. I LOVE talking with you all so I didn’t see this coming - but I’m going to try to take a small hiatus. If you ever need to message me feel free to do so on my personal, which is @skepticwheezing !! And I’ll try to keep up with you there. But for now, I LOVE YOU 3000 and I will see you when I return from my

Hiatus

[spetey-man]

HI HI Hi

BEEEEEEE I LOVE U

[spetey-man]

ALSO its nice to meet you as well, meabt to put that in the last ask but i am forget things ~a.l.

I am glad to have you here!! Sorry I didn’t get to this sooner I have been BUSY

[spetey-man]

Hi brother

HENLO

[spetey-man]

he. Someone asked hhim if anyone was close to being done with the coursework yet (its a self paced class) abd he said. he said "just joe" and someone said "Joe who" and he saaid "Joe mama" im c r y i n g why is he like this ~a.l.

OH THAT IS TOO GOOD SKDKWJCKSICJ

[spetey-man]

HELLO YES HAVE I TALKED TO YOU BEFORE???? IDK BUT. MY BIO TEACHER. HE MADE A YO MAMA JOKE TODAY AND IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU FOR SOME REASON ~a.l.

Uh!! I don’t think we have talked but it’s nice to meet you! What was the yo mama joke because I would probably 10/10 make it and then if I ever met your actual mother And she was nice I would feel bad

[in-a-cave-with]

rational brain: people are allowed to have their own opinions about fictional characters

monkey brain: if you don’t like tony stark you are my enemy

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

peter, looking at his phone: he CHONKY! he’s so chonky! chonky boy! he is SO chonky! chonky!! he chonky!

tony: is he? is he though?

peter: *shows him this image*

tony: oh my god he IS

[askthesorcererstrange]

@the-real-tonystark Darling, why is there a slightly smoking shoe on my kitchen counter?

[the-real-tonystark]

Because I couldn’t keep it on my foot, duh.

[spetey-man]

U can’t argue with that dr. Dad

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*Peter and Harley have tied a LOT of balloons to Harley; he starts to float off the ground*

Peter: He’s doing it! HE’S DOING IT!

Stephen, walking in: Doing what- oh fuck no.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: *gets a Beebee gun and starts shooting the balloons*

Harley: HEY!

[spetey-man]

@harleykeenerlol 👀👀

[spetey-man]

OH GOD HI SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE LAST TALKED, I HARDLY USE TUMBLR ANY MORE DUE TO ME BEING DEPRESSO, BUT I'M A LITTLE BIT BETTER LOVE YA

HI !! I also have been absent from tumblr BUT I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU and I’m glad you are doing better!!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[spetey-man]

Hey....I love you!-♧

I LOVE U MORE