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'Tis but a scratch. Librarian | 31 | she/they

[maareyas]

My entry for @lele5429 's DTIYS! :^] I had such a blast working on this!! Also, the Mameo pencils + CSP gouache brush saved my life here lol

⭐ Original illust by Lele here ⭐

the raw lineart ⬇

[escuerzoresucitado]

[were--ralph]

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

[oh2bloved]

It's a full time job admiring all the ways that you're inspiring

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[thestuffedalligator]

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

[thestuffedalligator]

This plant, we tell children, has a one in ten-thousand chance to have four leaves. You can search through a clover patch all day and never find one. But if you do, and you pluck it and keep it, it will bring you luck.

And this flower, we tell children, if you let it bud and bloom and age from sun-yellow flower to moon-white seed, you can then pluck it and blow its seeds away to make a wish.

And this flower, we tell children, can be woven into a hat

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[putridcrow]

a weird persian that has many things wrong with her

[kangals]

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

[kangals]

reasons i like the horsie Great White:

he's about 6 inches taller and 200lbs heavier than any other horse in the field. big ol honse.

his record kind of sucks and when an interviewer asked his trainer "what do you think [the horse] will need to do to win the derby?' the trainer just said "get a lot better."

the horse was deadset on eating the landscaping shrubbery during the interview

thats all i need, absolutely sold, go get em Great White.

[elodieunderglass]

The foresight of naming him Great White when, fingers crossed, he should grey out fully - is absolutely genius. 

[onwardmotley]

I saw a racing blog rate his chances as - quote - ‘lol’

Great White has now thrown his jockey off and has lost his tack somewhere.

[elodieunderglass]

Scratched at the starting gate. He understood the assignment

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a secret dollar store that only the social elite were allowed to go to, and you basically had to clip through the walls to get to it like the backrooms. Nothing in the store was under $5.

[superbeans89]

I heard there was a Dollar Store

But for the Elite and not the Poor

But you don’t really go for bargains

Do ya?

It goes like this, a wall to clip

A final fall, a spatial slip

In the back rooms, nothing costs less than a fiver

Than a fiver

Than a fiver~

[lindagoesmushrooming]

Sulphur tuft

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[tortilla-of-courage]

The Groose gets loose

[nevver]

[karmicrespite]

@modmad

[modmad]

supremely happy to be associated with this

[drchucktingle]

the leading edge

amazing that our own small creations connect us directly to the moment of our universe erupting out of nothing and the unfathomable power of existence itself and yet we look at our drawings or stories and are like 'this is bad.' bud it is not bad it is the leading edge of a billion years of beauty

[toqareign]

A little story about how I recently met a new little buddy: Franky

Hey! It sure is dusty here haha. Didn’t come on tumblr for a long long while. I figured since it’s hard to post comic strips like this on twitter and instagram I’ll just use tumblr to share these : > pls enjoy~

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Now that he’s an old man, my family calls him “didabebo” (grandpababyboy)”

When he was young we called him babyboy (we still do tbh), so now that he’s old, the nickname evolved