My head is full of f*ck!

You know that feeling where it just seems like you have all this information in your head but just cant get it to translate into words or convey it to other? Yea, that's me all the time. ...but it's come to a point that I need to get some stuff off of my chest and this is how i'm gonna do it. Follow me if you want - or don't.

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He's not fooling anyone with his subliminal messaging. #cat #notfoolingme (at Pasadena, Maryland)

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First snek of the year! (at Pasadena, Maryland)

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Thanks google maps! That really helps!!!

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Back on!

Been away from here for a LONG time!!! Lets see if I can remember how this works1

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Being sick sucks

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FML-For emergency use only!!

I think that the term FML should only be used in case of something that really fucking sucks, like a death of a family member, loss of a limb, got shitcanned from your job and are now selling your ass to chinese businessmen to survive, etc...

I'm pretty sure that Bill, who is living on the street, has contracted rabies and his three kids all were taken by social services really doesnt think that your "C" in biology or the fact that your fucking favorite shirt is dirty is grounds for you saying "FML"

I'm pretty sure he wishes you would die in a fucking fire!!!

Use it sparingly people...

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Little hint to atheists: Shut the fuck up!

Here is a little message to all atheists  - you fucks talk more about religion than religious people do! You spend more time denouncing a higher being than you do not worshiping one. So who is the one who is wasting their time?!?! Lets see: guy believes in a god - talks about said god - gets fulfillment and faith ...vs...guy doesn't believe in a god - talks about said god - gets nothing but annoying looks and people wishing he would shut the fuck up. 

Basically, you are fucking for virginity, guys - think about it...

The more you talk about their not being a god - the more you are actually telling people that there must be a possibility of a god if you are blatantly trying to disprove one! 

Good job, people - your seat on the fucking Fail Bus is open! Ready for a ride?

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Black Caucus? How a bout a "Fuck You" Caucus?

I'm gonna create a White Caucus Foundation  and see how many people sue the fuck outta me!  Why, you ask?

Because I think that the Black Caucus Foundation is a fucking racist organization and should be banned and sued!!! Why? Cause I cannot join it! I'm not black. They are oppressing my civil liberties!!! They would do the exact same thing to me!

While Im at it - I think the NAACP are a bunch of radical racists as well! Just as much as those skinhead fucks out there. 

Why cannot we just live together and accept everyone for who they are? The very people who are trying to bring equality to races are the ones building barriers! 

Affirmative Action did do one thing very fucking well: it pissed off qualified applicants who were not hired because they were not of a certain minority - hince, effectively, denying them employment because of their race. So...why the fuck can they get away with that when if it were turned around - it would be a multi-million dollar lawsuit and everyone would be screaming racism...

Its fucking stupid and I think that unless we embrace the idea that everyone is equal - we are doomed and , to Rodney King's dismay, we will all never get along...

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WTF Amazon?!!?! Really?!?! If it was a fucking bill it would have been here last fucking week!!!

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Personally, I like to know what is in a bill before it passes...but who fucking cares these days, right guys?!

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People like this have made me crazy beyond belief - fucking retards!!!! I really hope she lost her goddamn house, had her gas turned off and her kids hate her for believing this guy was gonna give her a free ride! Here: I present to you - the reason we are going to fail as a nation: we are a collection of panhandlers waiting for a free ride!

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I am sick and tired of Michael Jackson - yes, I know he's been dead for awhile now - but still...I never liked him and I cant stand to see these people crying over a freaking pedophile!!! Please shut the hell up!!!! - There I said it....

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OH no! Someone said it!!!!