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Alexandria

[porterr-robinson]

[kkdjfdsfdhgjdg-deactivated20190]

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[hexpress]

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[sniggadoodles]

self care tip: if you’re depressed or feeling down and don’t feel like leaving bed, change the sheets on your bed to nice, fresh, clean ones that smell good, and then take a shower or a bath, dress in clean pajamas, and go ahead and get back into bed. the tiny bit of work for the day will make you feel like you accomplished something, and you’ll feel clean and refreshed which will put you in a better state of mind.

[byjameschester]

Beg (2014) Oil on canvas

James Chester

[elfvenomm]

What the hell is this

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[especially]

[nocturnaldhampir]

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[violetcoloredglasses]

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[tamamita]

Someone good at math here?

[nickel1817]

yeah

[tamamita]

[obviousplant]

Fimally!

[i-dont-crow]

[saltysongfury-deactivated202006]

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

[jacobtheloofah]

he is causing the rain