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A depressed and anxious peach.

[fdsdffdsd-deactivated20200814]

[hallucin8]

Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.

[swordbride]

[fadedfemales]

[kibumkim]

nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[spicy-bun]

Guess who’s back

It’s me

[celesse]

“I thought these would look lovely in your office, Mayor!”

Isabelle is a pure soul.

[sul1engirl]

physically im here but mentally im always in a cave home off the coast of greece eating pomegranates and drinking fresh juice but it’s whatever

[insomniac-arrest]

this new rando in Stranger Things 3, disparagingly:

the actual fandom:

[kokoronomicon]

[kickassmemes1]

[malnedott]

angel art by macoto takahashi 👼🏼

[malnedott]

jean-honoré fragonard (french, 1732-1806)

“love the sentinel” ca. 1773-1776

[paper-mario-wiki]

NORMALIZE the thing that looks like an old man living in your basement

DESTIGMATIZE the act of closing your vent to stop his dry whispering– which you cannot tell whether it is random or directed at you– from reaching you

ROMANTICIZE the idea of counting the number of stairs he climbs each night and praying he never makes it to the top

[paper-mario-wiki]

GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

we HAVE to let people know its okay to experience:

being repulsed by the putrid smell of his bile

feeling sick when seeing your grandparents because of the thing in your basement

locking your bedroom door even though you know it wouldnt be enough to stop him

letting your faucets run for a few seconds every morning because ever since he arrived more and more of your tap water had come out black as ink

knowing exactly what he looks like even though the only time you ever saw him was your first encounter with him at your uncle’s funeral when you were 6

questioning why youre the only one who remembers your dog

why cant anyone else remember your dog

what happened to your dog

oh my god i can still hear him whimpering downstairs some nights

i dont know if its actually him or just that thing taunting me

[arsenicolada]

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

thats Jeff goldblum

[transcharliekclly-deactivated20]

[hurdingsheep]

God this sounds like satire but it’s CNBC