“Best Food Opinions” Record Holder

American/Male/23 I’m like if a cartoon character was a real person. I also make a the drawings.

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Someone reblogged one of my posts and tagged with with #swearing and honestly that’s one of the greatest honors I’ve ever received

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Dear Journal:

Today I saw something new. It was a bunch of pictures of a 3D model of Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus as a Rabbid. A person I didn't know posted those pictures and said "I unironically would fuck the shit out of this thing." I don't really know why they felt that way, but I sure thought it was interesting that they said that! It's really special to be able to learn new things like this. I hope I learn something interesting tomorrow, too!

-SpicyHamSamson

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I think it’s so cool

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I love pissing my friends off by talking about food and posting pictures of yummy food I eat

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I didn’t even need to say anything this time

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I’m like, the most awesomest epic badass to ever do it, if you really think about it

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Shoutout to my completely useless blinds

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Me, stubbing my toe: Yowie! That really hurt!

The fujoshi that lives under my sink crawling out and making eye contact with me: Say that again.

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Shoutout to these light switches in my apartment that connect to absolutely fucking nothing

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Y’know how there’s the Herald of Galactus?

I think The Woman Who Points and Says “It’s Spider-Man!” is the Herald of Spider-Man

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I think the world would be a better place if I specifically could use ki blasts

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Whenever I have negative thoughts, I psychically project an image of Spider-Man or Sonic the Hedgehog into my mind as a calming mechanism.

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My beautiful daughter is starting kindergarten tomorrow, I’m so proud of her.

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Strongly considering buying a rubber chicken.

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Think I might be the first person to beat the secret boss of Deltarune Chapter 3 in under 10 tries while suffering from kidney stones. So uh

Put that in your fuckin’ history book, why don’t you

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While walking home today, I saw a cool old guy with a cowboy hat and black overcoat leaning against a wall stoically, and my first thought was “Bro, that’s The Mentor™, he can teach me incredible combat skills.”

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I love pissing my friends off by talking about food and posting pictures of yummy food I eat

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Bro, more people gotta start drawing characters eating a big bowl of spaghetti together and then eating the same noodle and kissing like that one scene in Lady in the Tramp