itsthebrigadier but spicy

A place for usfw threads and spicy memes from itsthebrigadier.

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

Like the title says this is a home for anything on my itsthebrigadier account that goes down a more usfw path, for spicy memes, and spicy headcanons.

Must be a mutual on itsthebrigadier and 21+ to follow and interact

You're not required to follow me here to send memes but you must be a mutual on itsthebrigadier

All questions directed to the Brig will be answered honestly (i guess you can say permeant truth serum)

Don't forget my guy is for the guys too

Anon ask are on for the curious but please don't be weird freaks.

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

@sonicme sent: [ hickey ] — sender gives receiver a hickey

Her lips were on his neck. As much as he was enjoying himself, his attention went to just where her lips were. "Don't stop, please don't stop, that feels bloody marvelous, but do go a bit more below the collar line. I am the Commanding Officer, I have to maintain a certain level of professionalism. I can't walk around with hickeys on my neck like some oversexed teenager." As opposed to an oversexed military officer.

[noahsresources]

ODDLY  SPECIFIC  SENSUAL  TOUCHES

happy sinday y’all! feel free to change any descriptors, combine prompts, and play with context if desired. spicier prompts towards the bottom. add +↻ for the reverse! ♡

[ grope ] — sender feels up receiver’s ass [ spank ] — sender spanks receiver [ trace ] — sender traces up receiver’s stomach/chest [ kiss ] — sender trails kisses down receiver’s chest and stomach [ hickey ] — sender gives receiver a hickey [ grab ] — sender feels up along receiver’s hips [ squeeze ] — sender feels up along receiver’s thighs [ slim ] — sender feels up along receiver’s sides [ gentle ] — sender sensually presses and traces along receiver’s back [ neck ] — sender bites and licks along receiver’s neck [ nibble ] — sender bites and licks along receiver’s collarbone [ massage ] — sender gives receiver a sensual back massage [ nibble ] — sender nibbles and licks against receiver’s breasts/nipples [ rub ] — sender teases and pinches at receiver’s breasts/nipples [ lick ] — sender nibbles and licks along receiver’s ear [ mouth ] — sender kisses down the back of receiver’s neck and spine [ feel ] — sender massages against receiver’s ass and the backs of their legs [ grind ] — sender grinds against a part of receiver’s body (specify where) [ strip ] — sender teasingly pulls receiver’s pants and underwear off [ pull ] — sender teasingly pulls receiver’s panties/boxers out of the way [ naked ] — sender fully strips receiver naked [ tease ] — sender teases receiver’s ass open [ open ] — sender teases receiver’s legs open [ tremble ] — sender teasingly traces along receiver’s cock/pussy/genitals [ finger ] — sender fingers receiver [ tongue ] — sender licks along receiver’s cock/pussy/genitals [ ass ] — sender licks and bites along receiver’s ass [ slick ] — sender licks along receiver’s anus [ smooch ] — our muses french kiss while naked

[nickygalitzine]

𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 add reverse for the opposite scenario (made in affiliation with @isortofwriteit)

sender spanks receiver hard enough to leave a mark

sender let's receiver orgasm after edging them for a long time

sender gets on their knees and lets receiver slide their thumb into their mouth

sender pulls receiver's head back and calls them a 'good boy/girl/insert moniker here’

sender tells receiver to sit on their face

sender tells receiver they're not wearing any underwear

sender kisses the back of receiver's neck

sender whispers in receiver's ear they want to get out of there

sender grabs receiver's neck/ throat

sender pulls receiver on their lap

sender touches receiver under the table at a nice restaurant

sender trails fingertips up receiver’s bare thigh

sender breathes on/licks the shell of receiver’s ear

sender ghosts fingertips along receiver’s skin, eliciting goosebumps

sender leaves a love bite on receiver’s shoulder

sender pulls receiver into bathroom stall/dressing room/closet for a moment of passion

sender rips off an article of receiver’s clothing

sender delicately removes an article of receiver’s clothing

sender draws invisible shapes/words on receiver’s flesh with their fingertip or tongue

sender teases receiver until receiver breaks and tries to take what they want from sender

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ THE 𝐒TAGES OF 𝐈NTIMACY.   a collection of various action prompts centered around the varying stages of intimacy.  feel free to adjust as desired. heavily mature content, dni with this post if you are under 18, & DO NOT use these prompts for non-con scenarios.  )

SETTINGS.

[01.] finding privacy in a cramped dressing room.

[02.] cramming into the backseat of a car together.

[03.] slipping into the lonesome alleyway behind the bar for "time alone".

[04.] pulling them away from a party after hours of relentless teasing.

[05.] getting handsy under the table at a fancy dining establishment.

[06.] taking the long way home and pulling over on a dark stretch of road.

[07.] staying behind at the venue after everyone else has left.

[08.] the hotel room door barely clicks shut before hands are on them.

[09.] a tent in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear anything.

NEW TERRITORY.

[10.] finding yourself staring at their mouth and getting caught.

[11.] pulling back from a kiss to look at them, then immediately going back in.

[12.] memorizing the shape of them for the first time with your palms.

[13.] that exploratory first kiss, reserved and shy.

[14.] a gentle first kiss that morphs into intense want.

[15.] feeling the shape of their body through their clothes.

[16.] asking for permission to remove one of their garments.

[17.] finally succumbing to the thick tension & colliding feverishly.

[18.] fumbling with buttons or zippers because your hands won't stop shaking.

[19.] admitting out loud that you've been thinking about this for a while.

HEATING UP.

[20.] pulling them into your lap in the midst of a heated kiss.

[21.] discovering that they're wearing [ GEAR / LINGERIE ] under their clothes.

[22.] kissing away from their lips, down the length of their neck.

[23.] desperately grinding on them through layers of clothing.

[24.] dirty talking directly into their ear to turn them on even further.

[25.] pushing them onto a piece of furniture before straddling them.

[26.] lifting them onto the countertop while making out.

[27.] tugging their hair to expose more of their throat to your mouth.

[28.] the wrecked way they say your name for the first time.

[29.] fabric tearing because neither of you has the patience for buttons.

[30.] removing an obstacle of clothing with your teeth.

UNRAVELING.

[31.] biting down on their shoulder to muffle how good it feels.

[32.] the sound they make when you find the spot that undoes them.

[33.] begging without any trace of pride left and meaning every word.

[34.] their composure cracking for the first time, they finally stop holding back.

[35.] repeating "don't stop" like it's the only language left in their mouth.

[36.] leaving possessive marks in places only they'll see.

[37.] whispering "look at me" right before you take them apart.

[38.] trying to be quiet and failing, so they clamp a hand over your mouth.

[39.] flipping positions so fast neither of you remembers who initiated it.

[40.] their nails dragging down your back hard enough to sting later.

[41.] being told to open your mouth and doing it before the sentence is finished.

[42.] having your hands pinned above your head.

[43.] the desperate scramble to get closer when there is no closer to get.

COMING DOWN.

[44.] fingers lazily tracing the marks they just left on your skin.

[45.] pulling the blanket over both of you without being asked.

[46.] that silent, dazed smile when they catch your eye across the pillow.

[47.] the shaky laugh when neither of you can remember where your shirt is.

[48.] going to get water and bringing a glass back for them without asking.

[49.] lying chest to chest, feeling their heartbeat slow back down against yours.

[50.] the quiet "hey" that means something completely different now.

[51.] "come here" said softly — not urgently. just wanting them close again.

[52.] the reluctant moment of untangling.

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

@sonicme said: are these too tight ?

She had him handcuffed to the bed frame. They were a bit tight but he wasn't complaining. He wouldn't mind if they were a little tighter, it was a reminder that at the moment she was the one in control. "There a little tight but I'm more than fine with that." He laid there anticipating what was coming next. His mind saying touch me. Please touch me anywhere.

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

@eldritchsign (Frank) said: ❛ do you really think you’re in a position to give orders? ❜

"I can give orders from any position. Now, stop waffling and put your back into it. Is that understo..." At that moment Frank hit a favorable spot. "Ahh! Yes, right there. Bloody hell, that's the spot. Just a bit harder."

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

BDSM test for your muse (i stole this)

93%Switch

90%Submissive

84%Rope bunny

76%Experimentalist

75%Brat

60%Vanilla

56%Degradee

50%Dominant

44%Primal (Prey)

44%Masochist

40%Pet

40%Slave

36%Exhibitionist

36%Voyeur

33%Non-monogamist

24%Brat tamer

22%Rigger

11%Degrader

7%Primal (Hunter)

7%Master/Mistress

6%Owner

3%Sadist

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

i have a lot of spicy ask to answer on all the spicy blogs. i'll get to them soon. especially the brig. my guy's always so wound up. i can see why he has all those kids. he might not find the time to spend with them, but he knows how to find the time to make them.

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  happy sunday! here's another assortment of smut / nsfw dialogue prompts but with more explicit language. a dirtier sequel to my other, more subtle, smut prompt list. please do not interact if you are under eighteen. )

❛ you can't expect me to do all the work. i want to see what that pretty mouth of yours can do. ❜

❛ you're mine, and i take care of what belongs to me. ❜

❛ i want to fuck you so badly. ❜

❛ i want you to fuck me so badly. ❜

❛ do you really think you’re in a position to give orders? ❜

❛ please. make me feel good. no one else can like you. ❜

❛ you can call me whatever you want, baby. ❜

❛ be good, and i'll fuck you / let you fuck me. ❜

❛ we're going to fuck right here? what if someone sees us? ❜

❛ that really does make you hard. i can feel you pulsing inside me. ❜

❛ do whatever you want with me, i'm yours. ❜

❛ your body was made for mine. ❜

❛ you keep your hands where they are or i'll tie them up. ❜

❛ you want gentle? wrong fucking address. ❜

❛ have a little trust in yourself, i know you can take it. ❜

❛ it's my thigh or nothing. i'm not helping you get off. ❜

❛ i'm waiting for your permission to let me have my way with you. ❜

❛ i don't care if someone sees us. i need you, now. ❜

❛ i can see you enjoy having the upper hand for once. ❜

❛ you're such a fucking tease, you know that? ❜

❛ let me come in you, please. i want to fill you up. ❜

❛ come in me. i need you to fill me up. ❜

❛ now, i'll ask again, are you going to be good for me? ❜

❛ we both know how much you're going to enjoy this. ❜

❛ i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making. ❜

❛ you can take my clothes off for me. ❜

❛ begging is a good look for you. ❜

❛ i'll take good care of you, i promise. ❜

❛ i'd say you need someone to put you in your place. ❜

❛ so good for me. look how much you came. ❜

❛ i can take care of you. you won't need anyone but me. ❜

❛ it made them hard to see me bleed. just like it's making you hard. ❜

❛ you're mine. you've always been mine. ❜

❛ i want to see how pretty you look with your lips around my dick / strap. ❜

❛ i'm simply enjoying the view. it's not every day i get to fuck someone so pretty. ❜

❛ you're so good for me, so fucking good around me, fucking made for me. ❜

❛ you came so fast, i barely even touched you. ❜

❛ do what you want, but you'd better make it good or i'll kill you. ❜

❛ as much as i'd love to have you choking on me, i'm impatient and there's something else i want more. ❜

❛ missed my touch that much, did you? ❜

❛ someone's needy. ❜

❛ you taste like heaven. ❜

❛ i need to come. please, i'll do anything. ❜

❛ i'm going to put that mouth of yours to good use. ❜

❛ you're fucking gorgeous like that, spread out like a good boy / girl who just wants to be eaten. ❜

❛ you'll be begging for me by the time i'm through with you. ❜

❛ let me stay like this in you for a little bit. ❜

❛ look at that pretty expression. i always knew you could make one. ❜

❛ was it good for you too? it's never been like that before. you've never been like this before. ❜

❛ is that how you usually get out of these situations? by fucking your way out of them? ❜

❛ i love that no one else has seen you like this, that no one else has felt you before, been inside you. they don't get to have you, but i do. ❜

[funnypages]

Archie is into pet play

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

@sonicme said: hold out your wrists.

He tried to suppress the smirk that was forming, not to show his eagerness. He quickly shucked off his uniform jacket and threw it off to the side, where normally he would place it down neatly, but he didn't want her to come off the idea. Still very eager of him. "Yes, Ma'am." He held out his wrist, knowing what was coming.

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

@sonicme said: Whisper in my ear how hard I already make you without even touching you yet.

"Just the idea of you taking control and handling me gets me rock hard. And it not just that. Just about everything about you drives me absolutely wild. It's the way always seem to drop something just so you can pick it up in front of me so I can get a nice view of that marvelous arse. It's the way you always sway your hips as you're leaving my office. And don't talk about those blouse that you insist on buttoning a bit too low. If I didn't know better I would think you were trying to drive me mad."

[resourcesofaqueen]

25 spicy prompts - remember to stay hydrated. 😈

Don’t stop, look me in the eyes and tell me exactly what you want to do to me next.

Keep your hands right there and don’t you dare move them until I say so.

Tell me how long you’ve been thinking about tearing my clothes off tonight.

Bite my neck harder - I want to feel it tomorrow when I try to hide the marks.

Slide your hand under my shirt and describe what you feel when your fingers brush my skin.

Whisper in my ear how wet / hard I already make you without even touching you yet.

Don’t pull out - stay inside me and tell me how good I feel wrapped around you.

Push me against the wall and kiss me like you’ve been starving for it all week.

Tell me the filthiest thought you’ve had about me since the last time we were alone.

Spread your legs wider - let me see exactly how much you’re aching for me.

Run your tongue along my throat and confess what you want to taste next.

Don’t be gentle tonight - I want bruises in the shape of your fingers.

Tell me where you want my mouth first - and don’t you dare be shy about it.

Grind against me slowly and describe every little sensation you’re feeling.

Pin my wrists above my head and tell me why you like having me helpless.

Slip your fingers inside me and count out loud how many it takes before I’m begging.

Kiss the inside of my thigh and tell me how long you’ve wanted to do exactly this.

Don’t let me come yet - edge me until I’m shaking and cursing your name.

Tell me how many times you’ve touched yourself thinking about this exact moment.

Pull my hair just hard enough that I gasp your name without meaning to.

Slide your thigh between my legs and make me ride it until I can’t form sentences.

Mark me somewhere no one else will see - make it yours for the week.

Tell me the dirtiest thing you want to hear me moan while you’re inside me.

Don’t stop kissing me there - I want your mouth until my thighs are trembling.

Bend me over and tell me every single reason you couldn’t wait another second.

[emmy-award]

i want to be wooed....seduced.....romanced.......absolutely railed.......

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄, pt. 1.   (  a collection of various  dialogue + action prompts centered around muses exploring kinks.  feel free to adjust as desired. heavily mature content, dni with these prompts if you are under 18, & DO NOT use these prompts to portray non-consensual scenarios.  )

-> bondage.

are these too tight ?

you look so good like this, all splayed out for me.

hands off, or i'll have to tie them down.

feel that ? every knot tightens when you squirm.

can we try the cuffs tonight ?

tell me where you want my mouth, since your hands can't reach.

don't worry, i'm going to take my time with you.

hold out your wrists.

[ BOUND ] sender finishes tying receiver's second hand to the bedframe. [ TIE ] sender creates makeshift hand restraints for receiver out of clothes / etc. [ STRUGGLE ] sender thrashes against their restraints in throes of pleasure. [ REPRIEVE ] sender unties receiver during sex so they can finally touch them.

-> predator / prey.

i'll give you a head start.

clever hiding spot ... pity i know every inch of these woods.

fear tastes sweeter than surrender.

[ naaame ], where aree youuu ?

your whimpers sound more honest than your words.

chase me, catch me, then see what i do.

your scent gives you away. heat and salt and want.

please, as if you could outrun me.

you can't hide forever, [ name ].

you look pretty enough to eat.

[ CHASE ] sender chases receiver through the woods. [ HIDE & SEEK ] sender has hidden, receiver is hunting them down. [ BITE ] sender digs their teeth into the hollow of receiver's neck. [ CAPTURED ] after catching them, sender straddles receiver on the ground.

-> voyeurism.

don't tell me, show me.

sit there and don't move. just watch.

keep your eyes on the mirror ... watch yourself come undone for me.

show me how you touch yourself when you're alone.

see how stunning you look like this ?

you don't get to touch me yet.

louder. i want them to hear you.

[ WATCH ] sender disallows receiver from touching them, they can only watch. [ DISPLAY ] sender touches themselves knowing receiver is watching. [ WITNESS ] sender and receiver have sex knowing a third party is watching. [ SURPRISE ] sender gets nudes from receiver while at an event together.

[spicyitsthebrigadier]

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