Spicy³

Spicy Hetalia enjoyer! Down for any ideas, headcanons, rps, discussions, & ships, especially 'spicy' ones! Asks are always open unless stated otherwise! (and to be clear, this is purely fictional and does not represent my irl views, and if you're a minor then please leave)

[spicyqueen12]

SFW AND NSFW HETALIA HEADCANON ASKS!

As the title says, I'm wanting to get some reach and actually post things, so I'll be opening and keeping open a hetalia headcanon ask!

Ships, characters, sfw, nsfw, etc just any Headcanons you have you'd want me to hear or any headcanons I may have just send them in!

Im pretty open, so for now, the only rules I have are:

1) No politics

2) Nothing involving real named people

3) No flame wars

Otherwise anything is a go!

[fireandspiceland]

Stupid idea for you I just thought of from the recent AmeCan post:

So Jock Ame and library committee leader Can sneak off to the back of the library for sexy risky incestous sex...

...only to see both student council president Liech and gym volunteer Switz to the right of them and school garden club leader Ukr and deliquent Bela to the left of them who very clearly had the same idea

They all look at each other for a bit before all collectively and silently agreeing to just ignore each other for now and deal with it later and each just get on with having their incestous risky school sex while pretending to not hear the other two pairs because they all know they won't snitch because they want to keep going with their incestous love lifes at school

Also yes trying to come up with roles for all of them was kinda hard lol but hope you liked the idea

DHDJSKS what is this International Private School for Incestuous Sibling Couples

I like the roles you came up with for everyone!

Jock America my beloved. With library nerd Canada. Such a classic but makes my heart spill over with love for them every time. Especially if it’s caname in that order but that’s just me~~

Gym rat Switzerland surprised me, but I can see it. Him being not very tall but making up for it by being ripped, hidden under the modest school uniform only for his sister, the equally put together student council president being the only one to see.. 🤭 bonus points for Liech to also hide something under her uniform. Like lingerie. Or nothing at all.

Ukraine as the seemingly innocent green-thumbed girl as opposed to her sister (did she drop out of school and sneaks onto the property? or does she skip classes and is about to be expelled?) but jokes on everyone because they couldn’t love each other more.

[spicyqueen12]

By magic and by God the school is just a magnet for incestous couples lmao

And happy to hear it!

Nothing wrong with a classic, they're classic for a reason afterall! Plus just AmeCan/CanAme in all forms is absolute peak, and agreed on CanAme in this context cause that sounds absolutely amazing; sometimes the big jock just wants someone else to take over you know? The fact it's his bookish brother that does it is just extra bonus!

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Yeah! I had trouble thinking of what his role might be, but as I thought about I went "Well Switz loves to do physical training, be that fighting, marksmanship, or just general exercise, so why not have him be the strong if somewhat abrasive gym leader?". He's not the biggest physically and has a bit of a mixed reputation as both an effective and deterimined leader and an abrasive, hot headed, and somewhat muscle headed guy; but that's fine, because under that modest uniform he's got an amazing body and it's all just for his sister

Meanwhile Liech is the embodiment of old fashioned academia, refinement, and modest purity. Always very well put together in a proper uniform with long skirt and proper top, speaking with a steady and firm but refined and kind voice as a leader, never tolerating any hoolganry under her watch, and seeming immune to base desires and vices like drinks and sex; all of which hides the reality that she in fact can have quite the libido and loves to make love to her brother and lead him around by her finger tip yes I enjoy femdom liech lol all while under her uniform she goes between wearing extremely risque lingerie or literally nothing at all, loving the thrill of being so exposed without anyone ever realizing or suspecting it

And of course both of those sides are only for each other to see, to everyone else they're the totally normal if close siblings who are so wildly different they couldn't ever be anything more than simple siblings, right? (Wrong lol) They're happy as can be being able to touch and taste each other whenever they get the chance

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100% Despite her large and plump body she has the repuation as the innocent almost motherly green thumbed girl who's great stregnth is only matched by the purity of her heart, just happily tending the school garden in peace and she totally wouldn't ever have 'dirty' desires with a personality like hers, right? (Wrong yet again lol)

I'd imagine with Bela being a deliquent, it's a mix of often doing stuff like skipping classes, cheating, and only ever bothering to pass by the bare minimum along with just generally being seen as tough and abrasive and able to walk over anyone or do as she pleases with little fear of retribution - the school doesn't want to deal with the headache, she just ignores any lectures from the student council, and no one can hope to beat her (and maybe her crew if we want the good old "Deliquent Group" trope) hand to hand - so everyone just puts up with her and at most talks behind her back when she's far away and agrees there's no way she could ever be romantic or be anything like her lovely sweet hearted sister who must be so tired with having to plead her case and clean up her messes

Unforninately for them, in fact they are very romantic and close to each other, and safe to say it's a 50/50 over if they'll talk with their tongues in or out of each other, and they couldn't be happier with it

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I do wonder what the conversation between them might have looked like the next day lol

[spicyqueen12]

I must ask....

...who is the Hetalia MILF™?

Ukraine

Hungary

Belgium

Vietnam

Belarus

Monaco

Voting ended onSep 22, 2023

[nonon-van]

[fireandspiceland]

regular world meeting: daycare for grown man who want to play business meeting

2p world meeting: smoke session feat. Oliver bringing cupcakes and Allen questioning if they’re vegan

nyo world meeting: it’s an orgy. that’s it, the girls are meeting up to fuck each other then go out for drinks and continue in their hotel suite

[spicyqueen12]

Canon

[maplespicedsunflowers]

Nations who swear by outdoors sex:

- Canada

- England

- (North) Italy

- Sweden

- Lithuania

YES, I APPROVE!

ESPECIALLY MATTIE!!!!

Mattie loves nothing more than to hike through the Canadian wilderness with his S/O, telling them he has "something special" he wishes to show them, and leading them to an isolated clearing deep in the woods.

That's when every piece of clothing is ripped away and Matthew is bending his now completely naked S/O over a boulder and he lets his most primal of instincts take over. He presses his S/O's face harshly against the cold rock as he fucks them senseless, growling loudly as he breathes in the crisp air; the scent of nature only aiding to fuel his animalistic desires.

Matthew can go SEVERAL rounds when he's in this state and by the time he's finished, his S/O's body will be covered in a plethora of hickeys and deep love bites, along with his cum leaking out of their hole from how full he's stuffed them.

Oh, and it's highly likely they've transcended to the fifth dimension due to how overstimulated they are.

I hope you don't mind I added on a whole ass headcanon for Mattie 😅

[maplespicedsunflowers]

Idk if you do but I see Liechtenstein as a full grown woman and

I like to imagine her as a switch with a size kink

Like as a dom she loves to have a big strong nation like Ukraine or America under her heel and at her leash, making them follow every order she gives while in pretty leather and lingire

While as a sub she loves to be overwhlemed with size, like Ukraine and Hungary streching her pussy with a dildo that's just a bit too large while saying how good she is for taking it, or having America fuck her throat and him telling her how much he loves how tight it is and how sweet her gags sound

Just anything that has to do with the fact she is rather petite while some nations are massive gets her off

And ofc afterwards for dom or sub lots of sweet aftercare and love

Honestly when it comes to Liechtenstein, as long as the artist/writer clarifies that she's 18+ in their work, I don't have any issues.

I kinda see her as 18 or 19 but suffers from an unfortunate case of Baby Face Syndrome, but literally Same. 😂

[maplespicedsunflowers]

I don't know how you feel about PruHun but I love it, and I love the image of them being both extremely kinky but also very wholesome

Like Hun telling Pru how he's a good boy and best person she loves the most as she fucks him with a vibrator while he's blind folded and tied up on the bed and trying to not cum because he isn't allowed to yet

Or Pru going on about how Hun is perfect and no one in the world is more beautiful or wonderful than her while he fucks her naked on a public window, filling her up even after she's cum a dozen times and is super oversenstive

And of course afterwards they always have super sweet and loving aftercare, just lots of warm cuddles and kisses and how much they love and trust each other while being soft and close and vulnerable and happy

Omg that's so adorable! 😭

Rough but wholesome sex like that is my absolute favorite. I just LOVE the idea of the Dom speaking so soft and tender to their Sub, showering their sub with praise, telling them how they will always love and protect them, all while ruthless fucking their Sub raw.

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

id love to see an nsfw alphabet for either 1P or 2P Liechtenstein, whoever you prefer

(This is for 2p since I’m trying to round out her character more :D)

Usual disclaimers: I see her as around my age, 18, since she has no canon age afaik, I'm not writing nsfvv of minors. Read more is here so people don’t accidentally read this kind of content without wanting to.

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• She can’t even look at them, she’s exhausted and embarrassed. “If you want then… I guess we can cuddle” but she secretly really wants to, she’s just not going to admit that to them.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• She loves her eyes, she’s always got a lot of compliments about how beautiful they are and how long her eyelashes are so she’s grown to love them a lot

• She loves their hands, especially if they’re rough, she thinks it makes them look tough and cool

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• They can cum in a condom and that’s it, she’s dead set on that fact. Doesn’t care if she technically can’t have a child, she will not deal with even the thought of that happening, pulling out isn’t an option.

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• It’s not dirty at all but her biggest secret is just that she’s a virgin, she’s incredibly embarrassed by it when almost all of the other countries have some kind of experience, it makes her feel like the odd one out

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• Says she’s experienced, she’s really not. She doesn’t really know what she’s doing at all, will act like she does.

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Doggy style, or really any posistion that means they can’t see her face.

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• She’s serious pretty much all of the time and that includes during sex, she’s just really awkward more than anything

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• Doesn’t shave that often, she just doesn’t see why it’s necessary. It’s only a few shades darker than her hair, not noticeably so.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• Not that intimate with the other person. She will cry if they start telling her that they love her or if they’re really gentle with her, though.

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Often, basically every other day, it’s always late at night and she locks her door beforehand.

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Nipple Play (she’s EXTREMELY sensitive there)

• Praise Kink

• She’s slightly sadistic

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• Their place. She doesn’t mind what room it’s in, it can be the laundry room for all she cares, as long as they’re the only two people there

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Someone being touchy with her, especially when it’s like wrapping their arm around her waist or holding her face in their hand, she loves it

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Anything in public or semi-public, that’s mortifying to her, she does not understand the appeal at all

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• She definitely prefers to receive, she loves it. She’s not great at oral and she knows that, she will try to get out of doing it so she doesn’t feel embarrassed.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• Prefers something rougher but she is very sensitive so it gets overwhelming very quickly

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• They work, that’s her only opinion on them. She doesn’t hate them, she doesn’t love them, they really just exist for her.

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• She’s not a fan of risks but experimenting is something she wants to do, she’ll say she’s done it before but also that she needs it explained because “she just forgot since it’s been a while”

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• Maybe two rounds and she’s done, she’s so easily overstimulated that any more than that is too much. She cums relatively fast, around 6-7 minutes.

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• She owns a single vibrator that’s hidden under piles of clothes, she doesn’t want to risk people finding it

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• She’s not a teaser and will also get annoyed if anyone tries to tease her

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• She tries her best to be quiet but she’s really loud, she has to literally cover her mouth because someone will end up hearing her moaning

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• She reads a lot of smut, erotica, fanfics, etc. and would die if anyone found that out

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As per usual for the hetawomen, cup size because I still have no idea how to describe a vagina :)

• A cups, she’s always been a little insecure about that

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• Her sex drive is pretty high but she’s always too awkward to actually initiate something so she suffers in silence

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Wants to fall asleep right away, she’s exhausted, it’ll take her like 5 minutes to fall asleep

[spicyqueen12]

Who is Hetalia's Femboy™?

I'm putting down Poland, Switzerland and England as my top 3 picks

[fireandspiceland]

Hope things can get better for you soon, and I guess to just dump some stuff:

I wonder how NyoAmerica x NyoEngland would look, maybe them going back and fourth over being the dom, and flipping between either very gentle or very roigh sex, no middle ground

I know ive talked about it before but t4t PruHun, both understand each other and have softness but also its Prussia and Hungary so you know its gonna be Gil teasing to get Hun's dick in him and them having hard but loving sex over and over for a night

One idea I cant help but find kinda fun is SwitzLiech but its Liech as the dom and pusher in the relationship, just teasing and flirting with Switz until he finally acts amd even then still guiding him as they have sex

Hopefully those can get the mind mill running and work as a distraction

Thank you, I hope so too.

Nyo usuk: yeah I also think they are a lot more flexible in their roles as Arthur and Alfred are (not that they don’t change it up but I do think there’s a preferred dom/sub dynamic they have). Alice and Amelia seems like very different types of doms though. Alice is like the strict type that inflicts (consensual) physical punishment on Amelia while Amelia rather withdraws pleasure or degraded Alice when it’s her time to take the lead. 👀

T4T PruHun: still such a good concept. They are both so gender and you’re so right about this ship. The marathon sex is up with them, having fun and just enjoying themselves in whatever way they want to. They tease each other a lot especially when others are around but when it’s just the two of them they aren’t afraid to indulge in each other and really show their love and support 🥺

SwissLiech: I think I’ve said it before, you really opened my eyes for this ship. Switzerland as the nice neighbour and friend taking Liechtenstein in when she has nowhere to go, protecting her and caring for her. But then his brain is going out of order when he realises she’s not the helpless little girl she used to be, she’s a woman now and wants to be treated as such. 🔥

[spicyqueen12]

No problem

Oohh now that sounds fun 👀

Just Alice punishing Amelia for degrading her, and then when it flips Amelia is lovingly degrading Alice for punishing her while railing her

They are PEAK gender and I love them for it

And exactly! Lots of teasing and sexy hot marathon sex, but its also them not being afraid to be vulnerable with each other and show their love in indulge in each other, regardless of if that means some super hard very kinky sex or just soft kisses and cuddles in bed

Yesss exactly, the "sweet innocent little girl" he always thought of her as suddenly falls away for the smart, sexy, and seductive grown woman when she wants to be. Maybe like she makes a comment that's just a little too explicit to be brushed aside, or gives him a kiss that's just a bit too long and sensual to be purely platonic, or wearing an outfit that's just a little too revealing to ignore her developed assets. All just to show him she's a woman now, and she wants him to think of her as one in every way

[fireandspiceland]

I just made my list/prompts by myself and used a randomised generator to assign their order

@the-heaminator ! Regarding your question about the kinktober prompts ^^

[picturespurple-68]

I have to push back my kinktober goals bc of life stuff currently, but I'm gonna be slowly writing them out for the next year.

If you're curious, my prompts (which I made myself) are:

1: Cuckolding, Stripping/Strip Tease, Blow Job

2: Edging/Orgasm Denial, Roleplay, Food Play

3: Spanking, Formal Wear, Collars/Leash

4: Suspension, Sixty-Nine, Sex Work/Prostitution

5: Swallowing, Voyeurism, On the Floor

6: First Time, Bloodplay, Forced Orgasm (Consensual)

7: Trying New Position, Vanilla/Slow & Soft, Drunk Sex

8: Maid Outfit, Shy, Cock Ring

9: Nipple Play, Hunter/Prey, Body Worship/Praise Kink

10: Breeding/Primal Kink, Bondage, Against a Wall

11: Monster Fucking, Seduction, Cunnilingus

12: Thigh Riding, Knife Play, Candle/Wax Play

13: Sub Drop, Double Penetration, Phone Sex

14: Glove Kink, Anonymous Sex, Cream-Pie

15: Sensory Deprivation, Whipping/Impact Play, On the Desk

16: Mirror Sex, Choking/Breath Play, Hair Pulling

17: Underwear, Toys, Squirting

18: Being Recorded, Overstimulation, Gun Play

19: Kisses + Cuddles (Naked), Latex/Leather, Titfucking

20: Glory Hole, Fucking Machine, Medical Play

21: Aftercare, Corruption/Training, Workout

22: Begging, Almost Getting Caught, Massaging

23: Size Difference, Sounding, Bath/Shower

24: Shibari, Window/Balcony Sex, Body Swap

25: Pegging, Hate/Angry Sex, Sleepy Sex

26: Temperature Play, Hickey/Biting Marks, Belly Bulge

27: Tentacles, Rimming, Humiliation

28: Handjob, Pet Play, Gagging

29: Uniforms, Cock Warming, Doggy Style

30: Aphrodisiac, Rough Sex, Accidental Stimulation

31: Costumes, Strap, Nylons/Tights/Lingerie

[spicyqueen12]

Taiwan should get a hot harem of girlfriends that go across the entire spectrum, sadist to maschoist, dom to sub, vanillia to vrry kinky, it all, and it should all be very sweet and loving and also very sexy and hot for her

That is all

[spicyqueen12]

Who's a maschoist: Round 2

alao called "no i totally didnt forget to add Prussia last time"

as before, vote who is the biggest M

Prussia

Romano/South Italy

Canada

Scotland

Wales

N. Ireland

Voting ended onAug 5, 2023

[spicyqueen12]

Gotta ask...

who's the biggest masochist? (Allies&Axis addition)

America

Russia

China

England

France

Germany

Italy

Japan

Voting ended onJul 24, 2023

[spicykat9]

What do you think of Liechtenstein as a top/dom?

Really love it. In case you haven't noticed, I have a thing for the shorter/smaller of the pair being the dom. Also I have a thing for femdoms. And as much as I love her as a dom, I think she's a switch and the role she will usually play depends on her partner (ex. I would probably write her more in a submissive role if shipping her with Belarus).

Writing this out I'm debating making her surprisingly experienced, or actually kind of new to at least domming where she sometimes slips up. Either way, I don't think she gets off on her partner's pain, but I think she'd love humiliating them, or dressing them up.

[fireandspiceland]

The tiddy talk is making me wonder, what about our more flat ladies like Liechtenstein, Monaco, and Vietnam? Are they excluded? Or is the small tiddy as valued as the big tiddy?

Of course I can’t speak for everyone, but I value small tiddy just the same as big tiddy. You know that post that’s like “and if god sings with all his creatures are turtles not part of the choir” that’s how I feel about tits. They come in all shapes and sizes (or lack of that) and a flat chest is just as beautiful as a big one. <3