The Doctor and the Master

"We are not getting a pet." -- theyoungmasterkoschei

"But Koschei! Look at it!" Theta held the kitten up, gently supporting the gray tabby in a way they had googled how to do very nearly immediately before walking in the door. "It’s so tiny and cute and fluffy!" This was all said with an undertone of ‘I am 100% confident that we are getting a pet, and it’s going to be this one.’

Ko laughs: The name’s Koschei. How do you feel about maybe living with us, Felix? (And just between us, what do you think of Theta?)

Sure. It’s not the street, and actual communication is a nice change.

(They seems really naive, but crazy loyal and could probably fuck something up if they was mad.)

Theta giggled. “I can imagine actually being able to talk to us will help a ton.”

Alright, welcome to team: Not-Quite-Sure-How-To-Deal-With-Humans. Oh, and you have to excrete waste, don't you? You don't seem the size to be able to use a toilet; how would you like to do that so as not to cover our things in waste?

#thegreatatheta

Usually, Theta would be mildly offended that Koschei had spat out the bread. They would make an exception for dangerous possibly-mind-controlling plant, though. "{And what if it's planted itself so deeply into the local subconscious that nobody knows it's not supposed to be there?}"

"{That’s what I’ve been thinking." Кощзи thought a bit. "{Do you think, perhaps… no, it’s useless to start guessing before we have any information. Let’s go!}"

They throws on a jacket and pauses before they leave — they’s only wearing a plain t-shirt, and that’s far more casual than Ko would usually leave the house in. But they is unsure if they should get immediately onto solving the problem, or if they should switch. They wait at the door not saying what they’re thinking allowing Theta to make the decision if they even notice what they’s wearing.

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They’re both pausing in the entryway, one of Theta’s hands on the doorknob. They make eye contact briefly, and Theta is confused about the pause before they see what shirt Koschei’s wearing.

Oh. Oh.

"{Ko,}" Theta starts, letting their hand fall from the doorknob. "{Y’know, you can go change before we leave. If you want, I mean!}" They hurries to add, just in case they misinterpreted the pause. "{It doesn’t seem to be harmful right now, I’m sure it can wait a few minutes.}" They adds mildly, knocking softly against the wooden baseboards. (They was trying to learn Earth customs, and they thought funny little quirks like this seemed to be a big part of that.)

Ko rushes back and puts a nicer shirt on and changes to a pair of light trousers. Not a full suit, probably for the best on that, and then puts the coat back on.

"{Alright we’re…}" then they remembers that they’re leaving the flat and repeats. "Alright, we’re off!"

As they starts to walk: “Check out your bakery first?”

"Sure! There’s some chain coffeehouse down the street some so we can get one of the gourd drinks too!" They smiled, locking the door behind the pair. "Which first? Bakery or coffee?"

"The coffee will be cold if we go to the bakery after. Cake, muffins, more of that bread…" Ko was thinking. "We should see how the flavouring is done."

"It’s a funky sort of a powder." Theta offered with a neutral hand gesture. "Like a spice mix, sort of. Or the flavour packets for nstant noodles."

#thegreatatheta #want to have some of your co-workers interact with me?

"Think you can bring us home some of that powder, then so we can test it to see if there's some sort of bacteria, or parasite living in it? Plenty of bacteria can look like powders, but a virus could be hidden in one, too."

The two of them made their way to the bakery, and Ko tried to look as normally human as possible. They saw some youths and tried to imitate their posture; it was a strange sort of vertical lounge that the Time Lord wasn't quite getting right.

Usually, Theta would be mildly offended that Koschei had spat out the bread. They would make an exception for dangerous possibly-mind-controlling plant, though. "{And what if it's planted itself so deeply into the local subconscious that nobody knows it's not supposed to be there?}"

"{That’s what I’ve been thinking." Кощзи thought a bit. "{Do you think, perhaps… no, it’s useless to start guessing before we have any information. Let’s go!}"

They throws on a jacket and pauses before they leave — they’s only wearing a plain t-shirt, and that’s far more casual than Ko would usually leave the house in. But they is unsure if they should get immediately onto solving the problem, or if they should switch. They wait at the door not saying what they’re thinking allowing Theta to make the decision if they even notice what they’s wearing.

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They’re both pausing in the entryway, one of Theta’s hands on the doorknob. They make eye contact briefly, and Theta is confused about the pause before they see what shirt Koschei’s wearing.

Oh. Oh.

"{Ko,}" Theta starts, letting their hand fall from the doorknob. "{Y’know, you can go change before we leave. If you want, I mean!}" They hurries to add, just in case they misinterpreted the pause. "{It doesn’t seem to be harmful right now, I’m sure it can wait a few minutes.}" They adds mildly, knocking softly against the wooden baseboards. (They was trying to learn Earth customs, and they thought funny little quirks like this seemed to be a big part of that.)

Ko rushes back and puts a nicer shirt on and changes to a pair of light trousers. Not a full suit, probably for the best on that, and then puts the coat back on.

"{Alright we’re…}" then they remembers that they’re leaving the flat and repeats. "Alright, we’re off!"

As they starts to walk: “Check out your bakery first?”

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"Sure! There’s some chain coffeehouse down the street some so we can get one of the gourd drinks too!" They smiled, locking the door behind the pair. "Which first? Bakery or coffee?"

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"The coffee will be cold if we go to the bakery after. Cake, muffins, more of that bread..." Ko was thinking. "We should see how the flavouring is done."

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Fuck this shit

The BSA is pushing the youth designation down to 18 for all media of scouting (it's already 18 in the Boy Scouts, but in Venturing, Sea Scouts, the OA and everything else, it's 20). This will mean I would get bumped out of Venturing during my last year in the program (it's likely to come into effect during Spring 2015, I'll be 20 and unable to participate until my 21st birthday as had been expected).

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/boy-scouts-cut-age-limit-18-move-will-impact-gays-n110521

I have loved being a part of the Boy Scouts, and I am from the Boston Minuteman Council, where we have had, since 2002, the official policy of non-discrimination, and I have been allowed. However, I will be living in Florida and was hoping to participate in scouts there, and now may be unable to/now find it will probably not be worth it.

Unfortunately, BMC's non-discrimination policy doesn't extend to National, so if they find out you're queer, then you can be kicked out and there is nothing the local council can do to protect you.

Fuck this shit, but support the BMC if you can. And I have no idea what BMC's reaction will be to it, but I'll keep people posted on it if they want to be.

#boy scouts of america #bsa #queer politics #boston minuteman council

charaznable

what if when we finally meet the aliens and they ask us what the name of our galaxy is and after it’s been translated into their language they find out that we call it “the way the has the qualities of a liquid produced in the mammary glands of mammals” and they’re just like what. dude what. what the fuck

sleepymarmot

#*first doctor lying in bed staring up at the ceiling for three days* [x]

nyctosaurid

#oh no my dear child are you absolutely sure you don’t want to go to a school with species that possess more common sense [x]

#you know our word galaxy translates from the Greek word for milk #too right?#our galaxy is the milky way galaxy #its fucking milk milk

The Doctor: Susan and I are cut off from our own planet, without friends or protection.

Susan: Well that wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been named after a fucking plant

#chapter blogging

If asked Tsuki would confirm it; she could indeed teleport other things with her, people, animals, even whatever else was on her person. It required physical contact of course, she had to be touching whoever, or whatever, she was taking with her and focusing on moving it along with herself, but it could had worked before. But teleporting out of Tardis’ could be difficult than getting out; she figured it was because of the Tardis telepathic circuits, getting into her head and connecting just enough to pull her back, but she knew there had to be more to it than that. Still she could teleport out at times, it was not impossible.

Looking to the Master she noticed it as well and raised an eyebrow, wondering why the Master suddenly had a glint in his eye. But as the Doctor didn’t mention it, and he obviously saw too, she kept her comments to herself.

Reminded about the food she blinked then looked at it. It really did look good if not a bit abnormally alive almost; but she was far beyond the realm of being startled or bothered by such things. One didn’t survive as friends with some of the people she knew, and with some of the pets she had, to be surprised by mere representation. Tsuki started to eat.

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The Master ate his dormouse. It was exquisite. He smiled outwardly. Not yet in his adult life, though when exactly he stopped being a kid is hard to measure, being a Time Lord and all, had the Master prepared anything but a wonderful meal. Reigning as Queen of various earthen lands he had never hired a chef and always prepared his own food.

The Doctor, however, was salivating. Not that he exactly needed food, it hadn't been that many days since his last meal, but it looked so good. He never wanted to miss out on the Master's meals. They were a way for them to bond.

"You didn't poison my meal this time, did you?" Not that the Master would overlook something like that.

"Well, to be honest, I did. But I'm eating that one. Don't you worry, Tsuki, your food is perfectly safe."

#tsukkuyomikokuryuu

Dude the gamecube sucked

YOUR MUSE CATCHES MY MUSE MASTURBATING AND HEARS THEM UTTER YOUR MUSES NAME, WHATS YOUR/MY MUSES REACTION TO BEING CAUGHT? "Oh, my dear Tsuki. Glad to hear you're having fun. Don't mind me, just tidying up. No, continue, please I insist. Well, if you need some help getting started back up again, I guess I could help you out. But this is *just* because I want to return to cleaning as soon as possible." -- Master

(My first response to this was to go “Oh my god!” and try to hide under my hat XD Rassilon damnit, you come back and this is how you return? XD)

Tsuki squeaked when she was caught and hid, bright red. She didn’t even know what she should say but she certainly didn’t expect for this to happen. This was certainly embarrassing.

"Oh, if that’s how it then just, could you move? I need to make the bed."

The Doctor had put him in a maid outfit during the Master’s last updating session. He was yet to change out for it served as a fine reminder to actually clean. And the TARDIS was a big place. He may well be at it for a terrific long time.

Tsuki quickly nodded and got up, still dressed technically. She blinked at the Master being in a maid outfit but something told her that was probably the Doctor’s doing and the Master simply hadn’t felt like changing. Still it was sort of funny looking, the Master dressed like a maid. She didn’t laugh though, still in shock some.

#tsukkuyomikokuryuu #nsfw #though #not even really at this point aside from the continued presence of old posts and the lack of readmores in aks #asks

He was watching her breathing and heart-rate; heart-rate would be difficult for most to measure, but between his more than 3000 year lifespan and the increased metrical abilities coming with being an android, he could tell what was happening.

"I'll be out in a moment and you can return to what you were doing."

He untucked the corners of the sheets from the bed.

"It does seem a bit of a waste to let the new sheets get so dirty right after changing them. Are you sure you don't want to finish?"

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OH MY GOSH.

WHY AREN’T EIGHTH DOCTOR/PAUL MCGANN FANS NOT CALLED

MCFANNS.

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We should call ourselves “McFanns!” I’m down with that!

dialmformara

Because there is already Clann McGann. Probably.

whimsicalentropy

I thought we were in the McGang?

sapphotron

Who-liganns?

Wholligans are fans of the Who, though

(I had such a tamer idea of what the maid outfit looked like before seeing that picture XD If the Master is seriously dressed like that Tsuki may not be able to resist laughing much longer XD)

It was either that or http://image.dhgate.com/albu_346806887_00-1.0x0/sexy-late-nite-maid-outift-hot-french-snow.jpg so, you have your pick which you'd prefer (and I'll post this publicly so other followers can see)

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(I loved the timeline by the way, really interesting; still, gave me too many ideas XD)

It’s based on SuperWholockinSpace, the rp group I was in when I started rping. I’m still the same character, actually. Just all grown up (and with a new Doctor, I need to figure out how his timeline is different, to be honest)

(Cool XD Tsuki’s backstory is technically different for Tumblr than everywhere else I use her so I can’t use some of my favorite things she’s done. Like the time she led a group of sheltered rich kids through a terrorist-controlled ski resort while wearing a Chinese gown and having the cutest member tied to a stick as bait for them (it was Ouran if that means anything to you XD). Or unfortunately her REAL occupation (I don’t feel like having to explain the full extent of how and why; just know she is not supposed to be the owner of a bookstore))

If by Ouran, you mean Ouran High School Host Club, then I understand (especially understanding the sheltered rich kid thing). But I've actually never watched it. A lot of my friends do/did but I have never even seen the first episode