Čhåñdłėr

Just a teen who loves snakes, fandoms, otters, and sushi.

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Boom x 4 w lance and keith

idk how 2 edit help

instagram: @toasterstrude1

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I'm crying

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When you're texting someone and you want to say something but you're afraid that the way you say it in your head is different then the way they think it in their head when they read it so you just rephrase it completely.

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You: beating my meat Me, an intellectual: abusing my cow flesh

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Ways to communicate with me:

Don't

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Children are like pubes. Sometimes you hate them more than anything, sometimes you love them, and sometimes you flat out just don't know.

Chandler Symons

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Me when at a restaurant

Waiter: *takes finished plates* do you guys need anything else? Me: a will to live

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What I need to see in season 3:

Keith In A P o n y t a I l

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Okay but what if...

*everyone sitting in the lounge* Lance: Yo I heard the Galra has human food? Like??? Keith: *stands up immediately* I'm going in. Pidge: Keith you could fucking die. Keith: *looking at Pidge with the most serious face possible, and whispers* .. Would risk it for a Biscuit.

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👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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Paladins as animals

Lance: brown wiener dog. Keith: black cat with blue eyes. Pidge: green and white parakeet. Hunk: a friendly lion. Allura: white mouse. Coran: orange hamster. Shiro: transparent jellyfish because seASON TWO FUCKING MADE HIM DISAPPEAR. Zarkon: jet black snake. Matt: golden retriever.

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Why am I like this

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I saw my chance, and took it.

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Noodle bby ❤

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I'm about as straight as Ciel's hips.

- Alois Trancy at some point

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Lowkey can someone make an edit where the screen says "MC has joined the chat" and then have the seagull scene from Nemo play but instead of saying 'mine' they all just start going ballistic while saying "have you eaten yet"