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[spicytrashthe1st]

Obey Me Masterpost

I keep forgetting what I've done, so here it all is.

Where would u fuck the obey me boys if they were ur househusband?

What the obey me boys are like public vs private

Shit I call the Obey Me characters

Brats, baby boys, both

When the Obey Me boys use the title of "Master"

Obey me boys reaction to u tellin 'em to kneel

Obey me boys "i beg to differ" "then beg"

Obey me boys reation to Mc "heavy petting" them in public

Obey me boys, hard n fast or soft n slow?

Things to do to/with Mammon on his birthday

Is good so u praise them or Is a brat so u beat they're ass or both

Obey me boys reaction to u hittin their sweet spot

Obey me boys w a milking schedule

Where would Mc throw the Obey Me boys so they can fuk em senseless?

Pull em by the hair or grab em by the throat, the Obey Me boys

[nath-ryd]

Got inspired by @/vaniri 's version lol She be looking at his tiddies tho lol

[escuerzoresucitado]

[memendoemori-deactivated2025020]

I fully understand and appreciate all of the "Gortash is the worst person ever" discussions, and I do think he is in fact the worst most godawful weasel imaginable, but that's what makes it so fun to think about him being down so utterly horrendous for the Dark Urge that he'd let that freak do whatever they wanted to him

[maegalkarven]

We know what it wasn't a big secret to the cult of Bhaal what their Chosen (Durge) is a lil (a lot) obsessed with the Chosen of Bane.

Orin def told everyone who would listen about it, as Balthazar's note on "Prayer for Forgiveness" might imply.

But have we thought about the other side of this?

How many of Bane's servants present at Gortash's coronation saw Durge and went "Ugh, not them again. ANYONE but them. Dark Lord Bane, we serve you well and do not deserve this".

How many of baneites had to watch their Chosen act like a lovesick fool at his own coronation and tried very hard not to cringe?

Like bhaalists were not pleased with their Chosen's affections, but I bet Gortash was INSUFFERABLE with Durge by his side.

[hahaimnotdeadyet]

i still can't breath

Druge's letter "Prayer for Forgiveness"

"Forgive me, father, Bane's Chosen One is kinda hot"

*tuck hair behind my ear*

[underdark-dreams]

Durge at Gortash's coronation calling him Enver just to watch his composure slip for a second

[hahaimnotdeadyet]

i still can't breath

Druge's letter "Prayer for Forgiveness"

"Forgive me, father, Bane's Chosen One is kinda hot"

*tuck hair behind my ear*

[vaniri]

(Orin disapproves)

[crovvhaven]

My durge, Aetha Ancunín doodles (+Gortash)

[pollydrawing]

"Our tyranny". The damage is done now, I need more routes that involves Gortash.

[noisykk]

An ordinary dinner for the Chosen of God.

[mmigrainee]

One of my favorite screenshots of Gortash is the one where he looks like he's trying to run down the stairs very fast, because he's glad to see Dark Urge so much

[tandeeee]

i have a certain taste in men and i call it unwashed hot topic clearance bin with a side of gamestop gundam kits

[jane-d-ankh-veos]

This first impression just refused to leave my head like a particularly pesky illithid tadpole

[deconstructivesurgery]

one thing I think is really funny about act 3 is that gortash literally just fucking sets eyes on your character like what. twice. and immediately decides "fuck it you're competent I can work with this one". and he genuinely means it too. if you stand your ground with him and agree to an allyship I genuinely think he would've worked with you if he hadn't fucking died at the hands of the absolute. he was READY to be besties with the first non-irritating co-tyrant he could get his hands on that wasn't going to drive him insane.

I absolutely hate his ass for what he did to karlach but nothing can ever overcome the pure comedy of one of THE MAJOR PLAYERS in trying to take over Baldur's Gate with the absolute literally just going :) we're friends now we're going for soft tacos and city domination later at you unprompted

[mmigrainee]

One of my favorite screenshots of Gortash is the one where he looks like he's trying to run down the stairs very fast, because he's glad to see Dark Urge so much