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You literally have to reblog this when it’s Christmastime.
it’s that time of year again!
I’VE BEEN WAITING SINCE 12/25/13 TO POST
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The dramatic irony in this is incredible
this is my new favorite video
whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
sometimes art manifests itself in unlikely places
Important detail of this misleading headline… she divorced him, got together with her girlfriend (no idea of their respective sexualities) and then he began to head the anti-gay organization.
I’m assuming he was a member before that, but he wasn’t the head. ._. IDK if he joined up because he hated his wife’s sexuality or despite it, but either way, fuck this dude.
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR H IM OMG ME
Jared Leto: *making out with a dead fish* You sure this is gonna be in the final edit?
Director: Haaha… yes… definitely…
This made me scream
I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.
This explains so much
this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn
@felinesyndr0me I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THIS IS ALSO WHY I CALL RUSSELL ‘RUSSER’! LMAO
nerds don’t get hated for being nerds they’re hated for being pretentious and rude i hate nerds no one cares if you like star wars
Fuck you
*sips my Krug Clos d’Ambonnay champagne as i recline in my 10 000 dollar lounge chair* Ricardo, add this one to the testimonials page *steadily pours the champagne onto the floor*
This. This is far more embarrassing than anything you are labeling “embarrassing.” Don’t you have some champagne to spill instead of grilling people on Tumblr?
i am typing with one hand and pouring the champagne onto the ground with the other . yoyu fool. you imbecile
hes the GuY
the dude
Literally the cutest and most precious thing on this planet that must be protected at all costs
did anyone actually ever read those animorph books
just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it
me too
Here are some of the spoilers you missed out on by not reading Animorphs:
Five children are forced to engage in guerilla warfare, espionage and repeated murder to protect their loved ones from alien parasites as they wait for the other, heroic aliens to finally arrive. When they do, the “good” aliens turn out to not give a shit about humans, caused the whole intergalactic war through their own shittiness and are willing to exterminate whole planets themselves to get at their hated enemies.
A child repeatedly experiences his intestines hanging out of his body while in various animal forms
A child is mentally tortured until broken and never gets better
A child in the form of a fly experiences getting splattered and smeared against a ceiling until his friends who are also flies at the time can peel his body off and take him somewhere he can transform back into a whole human before his insect mind fades completely
A child is shrunken and experiences having her eyeballs digested out of her head inside her friend’s stomach while she’s in the form of a tiny elephant
The heroes are forced to permanently imprison another child in the body of a rat because he knows too much and they abandon him on a tiny island with only other rats and garbage for company. Rumors circulate that the island is haunted but it’s actually his psychic screams reaching distant boaters.
A race of devastatingly powerful, violent aliens turn out to be mental toddlers who don’t know what they’re doing and are just bred to think they’re playing one big game before they’re killed at age three so they don’t learn the truth
An alien spends a few centuries hanging from the parasitic tentacle of a much bigger alien, surrounded by millions of rotting corpses attached to its other moon-spanning tendrils. They engage in mental warfare until one finally absorbs the other completely.
It turns out another seemingly “evil” alien race is simply driven to kill and eat everything in sight because it was separated from its original world where food was continuous and the entire specie’s life is the torture of perpetual starvation
A peaceful robot willingly removes its inhibition against violence to help in the war, only to slaughter a huge number of alien-controlled humans so gruesomely that nobody dares think about or speak of it again and it is the only thing left undescribed in a book series that already describes entrails getting torn out and skulls getting smashed
A child stays too long in the form of a flea and instead of turning back into a human, accidentally turns momentarily into one big, giant flea that can only writhe and moan because it shouldn’t exist and can’t live at that scale.
The kids discover Atlantis, then discover that Atlanteans are inbred mutants who paralyze any humans they find, dissect them alive to figure out how their organs work, then stuff the corpses as kitschy museum displays for their children.
An ordinary ant gets transformed into a human child. It has no idea what’s happening and is so overwhelmed by its huge new brain and sensory input that it can only scream until it dies
Originally posted by thatchickwiththegifs
*softly* What the fuck
timboblr is TOXIc
me, a harmless beepdeep shipper: salutations
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