Mostly Harmless Ramblings

25. Eclectic. Artist. Geek. She/her. Etc. Find my crochet work at MostlyHarmlessDesigns.tumblr.com

[murdershegoat]

these bitches really get it huh

[chandeloor]

if that one scene from atlantis changed you raise your hand

[superdogbiter]

Aziraphale:”Will you teach me how to drive?”

Crowley:*Gasps*

Crowley:”I’ve been waiting for this day.I need to compose myself for a bit because we are doing this right”

[junietwohundred]

I don’t want to let this get lost in the tags, ever, because this is exactly how it works:

[copperbadge]

I like the idea that Aziraphale is even more of a maniac driver than Crowley and 100% will not admit it, simply because he can’t balance the miracles, he can only alternate. So he’s always almost hitting someone and then while he’s miracling them out of the way the car is just coasting, unguided. 

Finally Crowley has to give the Bentley a stern talking to about pulling its own weight, and it becomes the first automatic-miracle-transmission car in existence that keeps navigating whenever Aziraphale forgets the Make Car Go miracle. 

[hyvetyrant]

I was just going to reblog this without comment, because it was perfect.

But then started thinking about the difference between Angel miracles and Devil miracles. Intent, yeah, but is there a qualitative difference too? Like acceptance vs questioning - aka order vs chaos? 

I mean, if angels are Order, and Devils are Chaos, then Make Car Go and Make Things Get Out Of the Way is a very change way of looking at it. Maybe Aziraphale needs different miracles. Like Car Continue Moving, and Car Create A Perfect Path Between Here And There. 

Aziraphale wouldn’t follow Roads. (We don’t need roads….)

@copperbadge @deadcatwithaflamethrower

[copperbadge]

It’s an intriguing thesis – I like the end result, though I’m not sure I agree that Angel = order and Demon = chaos in terms of sides. Rearranging the world more thoroughly around him so that he doesn’t need to follow roads is a very Heaven thing to do, though, expending a lot of extra energy for no discernible extra benefit. But it would mean he didn’t need to steer and could read while they go.  

[employee645-a]

We got my mother a black cat Halloween candy bowl...

It’s no longer hers.

It’s the cat’s now.

[talesfromtreatment]

Firstly : holy crap that is a lot of fur for an 8 week old kitten.

Second : we are collecting kittens with strange meows this month apparently.

Third : I love him.

Fourth : my husband said no, because we already have a fluffy idiot son and do not need another.

[silverspark-archived]

Dee why would you hide this in the tags

[naamahdarling]

I would adopt him on the spot.

[thepokeduck]

Are you kidding me? He sounds like Skeletor

[serenitygifs]

Favorite Firefly moments [1/?] –     ▶ Wash and his toy dinosaurs

[zombeesknees]

#no matter how dissolutioned i am with joss  #some things are classic forever  #like this scene

[kravitzz]

AMNESTY FINALE GIVEAWAY

Hey y’all! The end of TAZ: Amnesty is almost here, so I thought it’d be nice to do a giveaway to celebrate!

This giveaway will end September 30th, 2019. PRIZES:

Any merch from https://store.dftba.com/collections/mcelroy within the price range of $40-55, not including shipping. 

RULES:

If you’re under 18, please make sure your parents are okay with you giving out your address!

You must be following this blog, new followers are fine!

Likes and reblogs will be counted as separate entries.

International shipping is fine, but it may take a bit longer for the prizes to get sent out.

No giveaway blogs.

I’ll randomly select a winner on September 30th. If they don’t respond within 24 hours of me contacting them, I’ll be selecting another winner.

I can’t wait for the finale! Good luck guys!

[avesnongrata]

Just a heads up, if anyone's interested in watching some queer nerds (myself and some friends) play a scary video game (Man of Medan), I'll be posting a link to the stream a little later this evening.

[avesnongrata]

Update: we will play tomorrow evening, not tonight. Stay tuned!

[avesnongrata]

We're gonna get started this evening 8/31 around 5:00 EST! Join us HERE!

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[justketerthings]

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

[demonsgold]

yALL

[plaguedaddy420]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

[meangirlnurse]

i love cats. like we as a species just really go out of our way to obtain fat little house goblins in the hopes that they will occasionally acknowledge us

[iamnoonewhoareyou]

Reblog if you love your fat little house goblin

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[rainboflg]

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

[m-sosotris]

Seal (amiably rolling away): that’s okay, friend. I hope you have a grand day. Bye.

[cuervosolsticio]

Based on THIS post, by @ineffable-bastard-crowley

Look at their five adorable children!

[proficientatfreakness]

@kedreeva FAST YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!

[slashgod]

Crowley tries to play a prank and it backfires.

Crowley: *gives Aziraphale a bunch of snake eggs in a habitat* Hells called, take care of our children ‘till I get back

Aziraphale: ????!!!!!

Crowley: *comes back a week later* wh-What is this.

Aziraphale: *has hand knitted jumpers for the baby snakes, got a much larger habitat that has taken up a sizeable portion of the shop, and has hung a picture of Crowley in said habitat, so that the snakes imprint on him* ah yes, well you see, they hatched, and I didn’t terribly want to name them while you weren’t here, as it’s something parents should both be present for, and - Crowley. Crowley dear are you crying?

[kedreeva]

I cannot tell what is funnier to me

the idea that Aziraphale, more bird than snake, thinks baby snakes need something to imprint on

or the idea that snake eggs just put into a habitat w/o incubation wouldn’t actually hatch, and Crowley wouldn’t have hurt babies just to pull a prank, implying that he handed Aziraphale fake eggs and Aziraphale, not wanting Crowley to be disappointed and assuming Crowley did not know, acquired real snake eggs/babies in order for Crowley to have something to come home to

[missmagooglie]

I mean, knowing how things work for Angels and Demons in GO, I think the most likely scenario is that Crowley gave Aziraphale fake/unfertilized eggs, but they hatched anyway *because Aziraphale expected them to*

So Crowley comes home to a bunch of snakes that definitely Should Not Be, and Aziraphale is just lovingly knitting them misshapen sweaters, completely oblivious to the idea that this was Not the Expected Outcome

[sakura-haruka]

[husband]

Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere

[0u1jab0ard-deactivated20190616]

Wh

What?

[husband]

[holyself11235-deactivated202109]

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]