Professional Xenoanthropologist

The only Xenoanthropologist on Erid

[spider-the-eridian]

Begin recording, statement. Hello, I am Spider. I am the one and only 🎶🎵🎶🎶 on Erid.

I am here to study the alien, sample the alien, and keep the alien alive so I can study the alien more. If you are an alien and get sick or will let me do tests, contact me.

End recording.

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HIII!!!!! Hollow here making a roleplay blog for Project Hail Mary! Some rules are seen below:

No NSFW.

Spider uses They/Them exclusively

I have the right to delete any asks you send me.

That's all folks! Also, the 🎶🎵🎶🎶 in the beginning in English would be Xenoanthropologist.

[thehollowmite]

"Why Human constantly poison selves Question Exclamation!?!?!"

[nexus-nox]

Oxalis and @thehollowmite ‘s spider! POV you’re Grace and you just asked if they could make you Capsaicin

Pt3 of drawing oxalis with other biologist/botanist eridians!

Send me your ocs!!! Please <33

[spider-the-eridian]

Capsaicin is bullshit, statement.

[rock-fight]

ROCKFIGHT ROUND 1

Brackets 5

SPIDER VS. SPIDER

ROCKFIGHT!

SPIDER (left)

SPIDER (right)

Voting ended onJul 15

Spider (left) belongs to @thehollowmite, Spider (right) belongs to @whitestreamrct2

[jakejavu-offical]

IM IN @rock-fight BITCHES!!! /aff

[spider-the-eridian]

I will be seeing you in the Arena then, statement.

[spider-the-eridian]

I love my funding, statement.

[kronos-offical]

I ♥️ abortion

[roleplayasksandmemes]

Reblog if you accept 'Magic Anon' questions.

[idiotjae]

Ykw let's upgrade that "welcome to erid" post.

!!! REBLOG THIS POST WITH ALL YOUR ERIDIAN OC'S !!!

I'm gonna draw them the same way I did last time, but now I'm gonna draw ALL. OF. THEM. They'll be tiny and little doodles but let's just see how many of these little guys I can put on a single screen. (Fyi this may take like a month or more depending on how well/long my ADHD and Autism keeps up but I'm willing to try)

(also this includes guys i've drawn in the previous post I just need literally everyone)

[spider-the-eridian]

Hello again. I have been doing some research on a drop of human blood I managed to extract when human grace was unaware, statement.

I have noticed small amounts of iron, a metal present in many Eridian bodies, in the blood, statement.

Why, question?

*A chorus of several Eridian assistants working under Spider whistle in unison in the background of the recording.*

WE DON'T KNOW!

Indeed, statement.

So, we hope that we could ask human Grace, but we cannot, as that would reveal we took his blood.

Can one of you do it for me, question?

[heirofthecosmos]

Isn’t that Grace guy a scientist? I’m sure he’d love to participate

Also it’s because Iron is essential in making hemoglobin

[spider-the-eridian]

It is technically probably illegal to take blood from an alien without explicit consent, so I cannot tell him, statement.

What is Hemoglobin, question?

[heirofthecosmos]

Oh it like

Helps produce more red blood cells or something- makes it easier for oxygen to pass through and get to the lungs, I think?

I don’t know well since I’m not exactly a science person

I mean science is cool but like. I’m more of a fuck it we ball kinda person, yk? Like I just ball with it, sometimes it’s planned and other times it’s just me throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks

[spider-the-eridian]

Right, I will need whatever a red blood cell is explained by human Grace, but I am aware of the lungs, and it would make sense that oxygen needs to travel somehow to make humans be able to respire everywhere, statement. So the current theory is that these "red blood cells" carry oxygen to other parts of the human body, correct?

*A few Eridian assistants make notes in the background.*

[spider-the-eridian]

Hello again. I have been doing some research on a drop of human blood I managed to extract when human grace was unaware, statement.

I have noticed small amounts of iron, a metal present in many Eridian bodies, in the blood, statement.

Why, question?

*A chorus of several Eridian assistants working under Spider whistle in unison in the background of the recording.*

WE DON'T KNOW!

Indeed, statement.

So, we hope that we could ask human Grace, but we cannot, as that would reveal we took his blood.

Can one of you do it for me, question?

[heirofthecosmos]

Isn’t that Grace guy a scientist? I’m sure he’d love to participate

Also it’s because Iron is essential in making hemoglobin

[spider-the-eridian]

It is technically probably illegal to take blood from an alien without explicit consent, so I cannot tell him, statement.

What is Hemoglobin, question?

[spider-the-eridian]

Hello again. I have been doing some research on a drop of human blood I managed to extract when human grace was unaware, statement.

I have noticed small amounts of iron, a metal present in many Eridian bodies, in the blood, statement.

Why, question?

*A chorus of several Eridian assistants working under Spider whistle in unison in the background of the recording.*

WE DON'T KNOW!

Indeed, statement.

So, we hope that we could ask human Grace, but we cannot, as that would reveal we took his blood.

Can one of you do it for me, question?

[thehollowmite]

Lying in a dark room with that one song in the PHM soundtrack that sounds electronic or smth you know which one I'm talking about-

Anyways, my thoughts are back on my character

They are constantly confused.

"Human Grace, explain why humans add painful chemical to food for no reason?"

"Tastes nice."

[idiotjae]

@thehollowmite's Spider!!

[spider-the-eridian]

[pebble watches spider. pebble is lost.]

@ittybittypebble-official

*Spider hears the tiny pebble stumble around, turning to face them and bending down to look at them properly.*

Hello. You are very far from home, statement.

[ittybittypebble-official]

[pebble is shaking. pebble is newly-hatched. pebble should have parent. pebble is orphan]

[pebble lets out a single note, sounding like a bell, and then tries to hide. pebble scared.]

[spider-the-eridian]

*Spider places what seems to be a xenonite attachment to the tip of one of their limbs, creating a hand that they use to pick up the pebble, holding them before shouting for any parents around to take it in loud musical notes*

[ittybittypebble-official]

[pebble gets scared by loud notes. pebble cry again.]

[spider-the-eridian]

I can't be a parent, statement...

I am going to take this pebble with me for now, but I will return it.

[ittybittypebble-official]

[pebble sits quietly once calm. pebble tap things occasionally.]

[spider-the-eridian]

Oh, fuck it, My child now, statement.

[ittybittypebble-official]

[pebble taps things in pattern.]

...fuck..

[pebble mimics]

[spider-the-eridian]

Good child, statement.

[spider-the-eridian]

[pebble watches spider. pebble is lost.]

@ittybittypebble-official

*Spider hears the tiny pebble stumble around, turning to face them and bending down to look at them properly.*

Hello. You are very far from home, statement.

[ittybittypebble-official]

[pebble is shaking. pebble is newly-hatched. pebble should have parent. pebble is orphan]

[pebble lets out a single note, sounding like a bell, and then tries to hide. pebble scared.]

[spider-the-eridian]

*Spider places what seems to be a xenonite attachment to the tip of one of their limbs, creating a hand that they use to pick up the pebble, holding them before shouting for any parents around to take it in loud musical notes*

[ittybittypebble-official]

[pebble gets scared by loud notes. pebble cry again.]

[spider-the-eridian]

I can't be a parent, statement...

I am going to take this pebble with me for now, but I will return it.

[ittybittypebble-official]

[pebble sits quietly once calm. pebble tap things occasionally.]

[spider-the-eridian]

Oh, fuck it, My child now, statement.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

Greetings, Friend Silt and Mouse.

How are you, question?

@spider-the-eridian

”Friend Spider!”

“Friend Spider!!!” *Mouse attempted to scuttle up to Spider, though Silt stopped them by picking it up.*

“Sillt and friend Mouse do good! What about friend Spider, question?”

“PUT MOUSE DOWN, STATEMENT!!!”

*Silt ignored Mouse.*

[spider-the-eridian]

I am currently working on recreating a chemical the human Grace called cap say sin, statement.

He says he needs it for taste of food.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”Sound difficult, statement…”

“MOUSE DOWNS NOW!!!!!” *Mouse complained, causing Silt to finally set them down, “watching” them scuttle over to Spider.*

[spider-the-eridian]

How are your studies?

*Spider's feet click slightly as they move backwards as Mouse is set down, cautious of the little one's energy.*

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”Human language hard, statement…” *Silt answered.*

“Do thing called “paint”! draw in sand!” *Mouse exclaimed happily, doing circles around one of Spider’s legs.*

[spider-the-eridian]

Painting! A noble expression, statement.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”Mouse try draw friend Silt!”

“Draw not very good, statement…” *Silt mumbled.*

“MOUSE DRAW SKILL BEST!”

*Silt let out a few grumpy sounding noises, “staring” at Mouse.*

[spider-the-eridian]

I am sure I could maybe give you a lesson or two, statement.

*Spider then scuttles over to some sand, pouring water over it and carving their name in fancy script into it using their sharp legs.*

See, question?

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

*Mouse and Silt followed, watching them.*

“Yes, statement! Teach Mouse magic ways!” *Mouse wiggled happily.*

“Silt know how write, friend Mouse need learn, statement.”

[spider-the-eridian]

I would likely need to modify your legs by using cybernetic attachments due to your small stature, statement.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”………………”

“Mouse no want that, statement…”

*Silt lightly patted Mouse.* “Silt help friend Mouse learn when legs arent small, statement. …. if legs grow.”

“Mouse no like being small…”

[spider-the-eridian]

It is not my field, but I am sure you shall grow very nicely, mouse, statement.

Maybe Human Grace will start calling you mouses.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

"Mouse no wanna be Mouses! Mouse like Mouse."

"Silt sure that friend Mouse will get big like Silt." *They gently patted Mouse again.*

[spider-the-eridian]

I am also sure.

Like the 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 (caterpillars) Human Grace talks about, you will grow big and strong statement.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”Mouse will grow big! Big like friend Adrian!”

“….Silt not entirely sure about that, statement…”

[spider-the-eridian]

*Spider skitters around, moving position slightly, eventually sitting down on the floor.*

Silt, you said human language hard, have you not the gotten translator, question,?

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

“Professor Grace teach Silt tiny bit of human language, statement. It hard to pronounce…”

[spider-the-eridian]

I was not aware Eridians could speak human languages, could you say some words, question?

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”Cant really, statement.. Professor Grace wanted to see if Silt could.”

*Silt hesitated a little, trying to remember how to pronounce the word,*

“h..🎶 ….h.e..l.o..”

“….Did good, question?”

*Mouse wiggled happily.* “friend Silt do amaze!”

[spider-the-eridian]

Fascinating! I will ask human Grace about this later, statement.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”Professor Grace say teach Silt more later, Silt not entire looking forward to it, statement… Maybe Professor Grace teach friend Spider some, question?”

[spider-the-eridian]

It would be interesting to learn as much as possible, statement.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

”Mouse want learn! Mouse want learn all!” *It exclaimed, jumping happily in front of Silt.*

“friend Mouse will get to same level as Silt eventually.. friend Mouse still learning Pebble stuff.”

“friend Silt Pebble too!!!”

“Silt is older than friend Mouse..”

[spider-the-eridian]

It would be most interesting if an Eridian became fluent in human language, statement.