Reworking Peter
Should marvel be a thing in the dbh world or should he just be the creation of a bored but creative person in cyberlife/or Kamski?
Claire Keane
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@spiderandroid
Reworking Peter
Should marvel be a thing in the dbh world or should he just be the creation of a bored but creative person in cyberlife/or Kamski?
AGE OF ULTRON SENTENCE MEME
“Language.” “I adore you.” “I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”
“You didn’t see that coming?”
“Is that the best you can do?”
“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.”
“Keep up old man!”
“I suppose we’re both disappointments.”
“You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed… walk it off.”
“No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.”
“As the world’s expert on waiting too long, don’t. You two are great together.”
“Really? That’s it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?”
“I am always picking up after you boys.”
“Nothing lasts forever.”
“That’s not a question I need answered.”
“I’m sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.”
“You are all puppets tangled in strings.”
“I’m going to tear you apart; from the inside.”
“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”
“A guy did me wrong.”
“We have no place in the world.”
“This is going to be like finding a needle in the world’s biggest haystack… fortunately, I brought a magnet!” “I got no plans tomorrow night.” “It just slipped out.” “I can show you what you truly fear.” “Yeah, we don’t have time for a city hall debate.” “And for gosh sake; watch your language!”
Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.
No deleting questions, either!
V; Original Spider-Android
Aka, No MCU comics. Just someone wanting to make an interesting android as a bodyguard. He still deviated of course, and has a life as Peter Parker and a secret life as Spider-Man.
FIGHT ME! // sentence starters!
a meme request for an anon, based around fighting! feel free to change pronouns & word orders to make them more suitable for RP! contains general triggers of violence!
“ If you’re going to shoot, do it. ” “ No one is ever going to tell you which hand they’re going to punch you with. ” “ Rule 1 of fighting, kick them in the balls. If they don’t have balls, RUN. ” “ Oh god, please no, don’t hurt me, please! ” “ How many time do I have to keep putting you down, till you stay down? I’m getting tired of this dance. ” “ I think you broke my rib! ” “ Fuck me, you punch like a baby! I’ll let you have a free shot. ” “ Or what? You’re going to stab me? ” “ You don’t have the guts to kick me, let alone shoot me. ” “ Kicking a person when they’re down, means they’re twice as unlikely to get back up. ” “ Punching someone in the face ins’t a very nice way of saying hello. ” “ Let me introduce you: my boot, you’re teeth. ” “ What kind of person would I be if I didn’t beat you to a pulp? ” “ They’re not even worth spitting on— leave them alone. ” “ Be kind and call him an ambulance, he’s going to need it. ” “ Next time, you little bitch, be careful who you try and step on, the next woman might not be as forgiving as she is. ” “ My husbands going to kill me, I got blood stains on my new shirt. ” “ You how you said to ‘make up’ with him? Well he made up with my fist. ” “ You better bounce before the cops arrive. ” “ Say that again. Go on, nothing will happen to you, honest. ” “ Swear on my Grandma’s grave that you will not get away with this. ” “ A broken nose isn’t gonna stop me from beating you ‘til Sunday. ” “ Take that chip off your shoulder unless you wanna go a few rounds with my fists. ” “ Swinging wildly is how you end up like this: face down in a puddle, eating shit, with my foot on your neck. ” “ Step up then, I’ll teach you some proper manners, you little shit. ”
Markiplier Quotes Sentence Starters
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“Floof the hair for power.”
“You bag of tits. You son of a bitch.”
“How dare you mash my face.”
“I’ll tear off your entire ass and then feed it to yourself.”
“The possibilities for victory are endless and you have just fucked yourself.”
“Victory is assured. There is no way that I can fuck this up.”
“I am the greatest to ever exist.”
“Come back here you little shit.”
“Repelled by who I thought was once my friend.”
“Well. It seems I’ve found the secret to suck.”
“Well I suppose this is better than actually trying.”
“I did not go. That was not me. I take great offense to this.”
“What did I just say?”
“I don’t like that. No. No. No. No.”
“You sack of fuck.”
“I’m gonna catch it.”
“What have you done to become immune to my swords?”
“If you dodge this next one I will officially stop hating on you.”
Post of all my DBH Sideblogs
@notadxfect Connor and Connie
@cxffeeprick Gavin Reed
@upgrxdeddeviant Nines/Richard
@risksandviolence Simon and North
@iamrk1000 Nico
@dxviantleader Markus
@yxungcreator Kamski
@cxurageousandroid DBH AU OoT Link
@gr200cxffeeprick Reverse AU Gavin
@whiskeyroulette Hank Anderson
@spiderandroid DBH AU Peter Parker
@recklessxndrelentless X
Peter sat up and looked up at Connor before he smiled cheekily. “I’m A-Okay! Don’t worry.” He stood and dusted off his pants before he fixed his hair, his LED in view again. He leaned down and picked up his comic, an old Spider-Man one. He was reading about who he was made after.
“I… Uh.. Connor, right? RK800? My name is Peter.”
Connor was glad that the other wasn’t hurt, a tad less concerned with his state once he saw the LED— not that androids couldn’t be hurt, but a human falling from that height… well, it wouldn’t have been pretty.
He was a tad surprised that he was recognized— still being recognized for the revolution was common, though, so he didn’t think too much about it. “That’s right… it’s nice to meet you, Peter. If I may ask, what… what were you doing up there?”
"Uh..." he slipped the comic book back into his bag before he completely avoided the question. "Do you live around here? Usually no one walks down this path." He laughed nervously, not wanting to admit he was planning on staying in that tree for the night, having been denied access to the homeless shelter.
@recklessxndrelentless X
Peter sat up and looked up at Connor before he smiled cheekily. "I'm A-Okay! Don't worry." He stood and dusted off his pants before he fixed his hair, his LED in view again. He leaned down and picked up his comic, an old Spider-Man one. He was reading about who he was made after.
"I... Uh.. Connor, right? RK800? My name is Peter."
Homeless Spider
@detroitstokenasshole X
Peter rubbed the back of his neck, the only things really he lost in the fire would be some clothes and a few half built gadgets but that was it. Nothing he couldn't replace. He looked over when his shoulder was tapped, his LED yellow from the slight stress the fire had put him under.
"Huh? Yeah.. I was just heading home after work... ah... well that place was bound to come down one way or another. It was falling apart. Surprised it wasn't condemned..." he wasn't really in the mood for his usual oneliners. He had honestly been living there for a month and now he was homeless again.
Homeless Spider
“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
spiderandroid:
There was a definite blush on Peter’s face as he watched her go. He then started towards his apartment, sighing slightly. Honestly… He was glad he was an android and not a human living in this dump.
He looked back at her before he headed up the stairs into the building.
@spiderandroid
MJ was in her flat when she looked out the window. She smiled as she noticed she could see his from where she stood. She closed the curtains and got ready for bed. The next morning she walked over to his apartment building and waited for him.
Peter came out, putting his camera into his bag, not seeing MJ until he was down the stairs. He looked up at her and looked genuinely surprised. "H-Hey MJ... What are you doing here?"
radioactive spider: look, i made a hero every other spider: you fucked up a perfectly good teenager is what you did. look at him, he has anxiety,
spiderandroid:
“I was heading home as well!” If he could call a crappy, run down old apartment building that should have been shut down ages ago a home. Ah.. oh well. It was the only place that would accept him plus it was cheap!
@spiderandroid
“Well I hope you have a nice night! See ya around…Cutie.” MJ winked as she walked past the android and began to walk down the street to her apartment. She wasn’t too far from where she started. Her apartment was right across Peter’s.
There was a definite blush on Peter's face as he watched her go. He then started towards his apartment, sighing slightly. Honestly... He was glad he was an android and not a human living in this dump.
He looked back at her before he headed up the stairs into the building.
spiderandroid:
“Really? I thought Androids were everywhere… I could be wrong though. Yeah. I’m an android.” Mary Jane Watson… That name sounded familiar. He shrugged it off before he smiled at her.
“Can I call ya MJ for short?”
@spiderandroid
“Maybe I haven’t been paying close attention. Sure MJ is fine.” MJ smiled back and looked around at the night sky. “I’m on my way home from work, how about you?” She looked back at him.
"I was heading home as well!" If he could call a crappy, run down old apartment building that should have been shut down ages ago a home. Ah.. oh well. It was the only place that would accept him plus it was cheap!
spiderandroid:
“Peter Parker… Sorry.” He got all tripped up on his words, and now was throughly embarrassed. “Sorry, seeing such a pretty lady as yourself… I couldn’t seem to get my words out.” Was he flirting or joking? It was hard to tell.
@spiderandroid
“Well aren’t you sweet. I’m Mary Jane Watson, nice to meet you Peter.” MJ smiled sweetly and met his gaze. She noticed the circle on the side of his head and tilted her head. “You’re an android? I’ve never met an android before.” She smiled again.
"Really? I thought Androids were everywhere... I could be wrong though. Yeah. I'm an android." Mary Jane Watson... That name sounded familiar. He shrugged it off before he smiled at her.
"Can I call ya MJ for short?"