Muffet's Monster Bakery

{AUTOPLAY} "Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider, to the fly. {Indie blog for post-pacifist Muffet, of Undertale}

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

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[spiiderwiick]

we got the wardrobe boxes in today >::3

[kellkyy]

They never look at me with the telescope

[kellkyy]

I have been informed about sun filters

[greelin]

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

[everythingfox]

Pool noodle war

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[spiderbake]

The number of people who have applied for positions at my bakery and have not been prepared for several hundred spiders to be their coworkers is frankly appalling.

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

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[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[bedinspector]

dough stuck on my gums like if you relate reblog if you dont hav e gums.

[spiderbake]

It IS a very nice song, isn’t it? I haven’t listened to it in such a long time.

[spiderbake]

wanted to compliment your blog music and just unfolllowed you again instead. the song was too powerful

Huhu, I apologize for that, dearie. I never intended it to be that strong. I am glad you like it, though.

[spiderbake]

Howdy howdy howdy I’m back and Im gonna do some cleaning up but I feel like now is the best time to get my muffet going again

[spiderbake]

* I know I’ve been a little absent from this blog, things have been busy~! * Maybe I’ll put a special little coupon for my customers on here, how does that sound?

[extritia]

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I’m love this song?????? so i made a gif

[spiderbake]

* Oh, I haven’t played chess in quite some time~ * Maybe I should go out and buy a set so I can get back into practice.

[spiderbake]

* Marcie really does get more and more stunning every time I see her.

[internmarce]

I found the remnants of a crescent fang It cleaned my wing down to the bone Umbilical syllables left to decode There was no cradle I can taste it

Don’t listen to The Mars Volta, kids, or you’ll end up like me.

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