Do not blaspheme in my cheeseburger church.

[spidercxp]

gwendy:

“I wasn’t really planning on SELLING them but the t-shirt idea might be good for a charity event,” Gwen nodded in response, letting out a small giggle. “You know, save the city in more ways than one?” she shrugged her shoulders, looking him over, lips pursed together. “Oh, right,” she’d almost FORGOTTEN there was a person underneath the mask. “You know, I can finish the rest of the walk home ALONE if you need to be somewhere else–”

“I tell you  what? The shirt plan is a splendid concept, especially taking charity into consideration. Hell, I don’t even need any proceeds or a license, but just know if you’re going to sell Spidey things in the future, you’re going to have major competition with the dude in Harlem promoting the Bulletproof Man I’ve been hearing about.”

[spidercxp]

gwen likes that adorable smile; but you didn't hear it from me.

“I legit heard that  someone  named Peter has an adorable smile. Kill my curiosity and point me in the direction of said Peter so I can admire his smile too?”

of attractive features (no longer accepting)@hcpefell

[spidercxp]

gwendy:

Gwen let out a small laugh, shaking her head in response. “I WOULDN’T–” she assured him, shrugging her shoulders. If anything, her youngest brother would probably be the ONLY ONE who’d see the picture apart from her. “Well, I mean I guess not everyone’s your biggest fan?” she offered softly, a shrug of her shoulders. “I don’t know if ANYBODY really believes what he talks about considering almost everyone thinks that you’re a HERO,” she added softly, smiling. “At least, I sure think so–” she mumbled before clearing her throat. “I– I’m not keeping you from your, you know, JOB, am I?”

“Couldn’t you sell them to an aesthetic blogger? Or print them on t-shirts? I mean, I ask for nothing in return, other than having my name and face slandered in print.”  Besides, Peter could use some more t-shirts.  “I don’t run on any time clock but my own, and I’ve got nothing but free time. But alas, this job is freelance, and uh... whatever it is I do behind the mask could probably use some tending to.”

[spidercxp]

❛ you’re so focused on what’s ahead that you’re starting to cut out the parts of your past that made you who you are. ❜

“I  literally  am confused by this statement, Gwendy. What’s ahead of me is something my uncle would’ve wanted me to achieve. Is it  not  better  to avenge him that way?  Or do I have to put on dark spandex and a cape and brood and bash criminal heads in while you sleep?”

small.ville starters | (accepting)@hcpefell

[spidercxp]

partner:

          🕸   ❝      hey man, that don’t mean nothin if you kick it off good. your wearing tight threads and honestly   ??    you smell killer. i think you’ll rock the date no problemo.     ❞ he smirked, giving him a glance over again. his outfit was fine, so was the spray he’d borrowed. if mary jane didn’t go for his   stunning    good looks then god pete was a goner in the love department. there would be   NOTHING   he could do for him.

❝      nah man, i think i’m good with my   WICKED JABS   and the like if i get into trouble. we survived sable’s lock down of the city just fine and then the raft inmates overrunning the city. i think i can take some guys trying to mess me around. thanks for the offer though.    ❞

“I mean it, keep that suit thing between us. I’ll  eventually  work up a budget for something three-piece, without an ostentatious symbol on the front and back.”  Peter smirked, perhaps just laughing at his perfectly timed jest and request for Miles to keep his suit statement a secret from MJ. The last time Peter ever dressed to the nines was not only on a widowed mother figure’s budget, but was so impressive even by that standard that it nearly gave his late aunt a heart attack.

“You neglected to tell me you were being chased by  Rhino. Not that that matters anyhow, takes more than five-thousand volts to incapacitate the brute.”

[rarerpmemes]

* smallville / starter sentences.

feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit!

❛  life is about change, sometimes it’s painful, sometimes it’s beautiful, but most of the time it’s both.  ❜

❛  you’re so focused on what’s ahead that you’re starting to cut out the parts of your past that made you who you are.  ❜

❛  if you look at history, the great men and women of the world have always been defined by their enemies.  ❜

❛  just because i’m moving ahead with my life doesn’t mean i’m letting go of everything that came before.  ❜

❛  it’s easier than it looks. you just point and shoot, really.  ❜

❛  the suit doesn’t make the hero. a hero is made in the moment, by the choices that he makes and the reasons that he makes them. a hero brings out the best in people.  ❜

❛  i guess that’s the price of having a heart, it can get broken.  ❜

❛  a heart beats only so many times in a life.  ❜

❛  pain is part of anyone’s journey… you can’t escape it.  ❜

❛  what’s the point of protecting life if you’ve lost your sense on how to live it?  ❜

❛  don’t tell me that the world isn’t nicer to prettier people.  ❜

❛  call me crazy, but i’ve always been a firm believer that beauty- it’s on the inside.  ❜

❛  that’s the problem with high school: it’s all a façade. everyone’s hiding who they really are and trying to be something they’re not.  ❜

❛  information is also power.  ❜

❛  we all make sacrifices… and every time we do, we lose a little something in the process.  ❜

❛  trust your instincts. when the chips are down, they’re all you have.  ❜

❛  the word “fate” is used by people who have lost sight of who they are.  ❜

❛  you made a deal with the devil. he always comes to collect.  ❜

❛  funny thing about obsession is: it outlives everything, even love.  ❜

❛  the enemy of your enemy is your friend.  ❜

❛  you don’t need to be defined by your past. you can choose a different future.  ❜

❛  failure is something we all have to live with, but it’s how you overcome it that defines you.  ❜

❛  that, my friend, is the key to leadership: not only knowing you’re right, but convincing everyone else.  ❜

❛  your ability to trust others and always see the good in people is what makes you so special, but it’s also what keeps getting you in trouble.  ❜

❛  passion will be your greatest strength. so, too, will it be your greatest obstacle.  ❜

❛  three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth.  ❜

❛  sometimes even heroes need to be saved.  ❜

❛  my hunger’s never satisfied. knowledge is what fuels me.  ❜

❛  we can’t make excuses for the dark stains on our heart.  ❜

❛  loving someone is hard. it’s difficult. but hate, hate is so… clean.  ❜

❛  in every relationship, one person stands while the other one kneels.  ❜

❛  pain is a part of life… but you cannot let it blind you.  ❜

❛  life asks of you what it thinks you can handle.  ❜

❛  some risks are worth taking.  ❜

❛  the lessons we learn from pain are the ones that make us the strongest.  ❜

❛  you shouldn’t wound what you can’t kill.  ❜

[spidercxp]

that booty tho

“Is my webbed face not good enough,  nonny?”

of attractive features (accepting)

[rp-meme-glaceon]

What does your muse think is my muse’s most attractive feature?

[strangcrdoctor]

Age was a son of a bitch, no matter how you put it. You could put it in terms of joint pain, sterility, or just plain done-ness, but it always looked the same: unflattering and boring. And while unflattering he’d maybe grown into lately, boring he certainly had not. Boring didn’t really come with the territory of a sorcerer, but sometimes he did wonder as to how much white, middle-aged-ness might still interrupt that.

On other days, he knew that it wasn’t age that got the best of him, and he didn’t have such worries. Instead, he only worried about what gray hairs he’d earned himself, or which years he’d traded for the magic that would reclaim its debt when finally his soul wandered into hell in some wing-tip shoes. Those were the times when he worried, more than he did about getting old or ineffectual. He worried about how much magic he spent, how his lackluster life expectancy might affect the people that relied on him. People like Peter, who was currently looking at him like he deserved to be in the OR getting his guest re-sewn.

Which may or may not have been far from the truth, but not in any human OR and not in any way that Peter deserved to worry himself over. “Look, I know this looks terrible,” he said, feeling the slide of blood on his lips and trying to not be grateful that somehow it was making the process of speaking easier on his throat and tongue.

“But just think of it as me being out of… I don’t know, mana, or something. Soon as I get back to the Sanctum I’ll be fit as a fiddle… relatively.” Which was to say that “as soon as” was as relative as “fit” was due to be.

( @spidercxp )

[spidercxp]

So much for putting  ‘Doctor’  in your title. He knew Strange maintained proper medical and surgical knowledge in that beautiful mind of his. Perhaps buried behind arrogance and a slew of reckless ideas. Though Stephen is nothing if not one of the most valuable people in the superhero community.

“Doc, you’re lying so terribly right now, even your  cloak  is pantomiming disbelief. If you’re out of anything, it’s gauze and rubbing alcohol.”

[trix-witch]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS WARNING

HEY GUYS

The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.

[consummatebirbboi-a-deactivated]

huh-oh-hoooo, boi, i found a good cosplay quality suit I plan to wear to probably both work and def my buddy’s Halloween house-warming party on the 21st (yeah, my bro’s cool like that, plus his fiancee loves Halloween and they’re practically the buff fitspo versions of Ja.ck and Sa.lly lmao).

[spidercxp]

Y’ALL I JUST ORDERED IT, EXPO SHIPPING. HOPE IT GETS HERE BEFORE THE 21ST. hmu if you wanna see ;)

[spidercxp]

when chil.ling adv. of sab.rina releases, and maybe before then, yeah? i’d really like to interact with the main character on here.

[spidercxp]

The Other {Demonically Possessed Peter AU}

Explanation: This verse can be set post-PS4 game story, and is also intended as my idea of what Mephisto could’ve done for Peter other than what conspired in the One More Day storyline.  As well, Peter has never been a symbiote host in this au.

In this verse, Peter is taken over by an unhinged spirit that represents the vengeance he holds back. He’s still pretty docile around his friends, family, and lovers, but he’s nothing if not bothersome in how different he’ll seem when talking about his rogues and the miscellaneous thugs of Manhattan. He’s a relentless bruiser, so expect him to not play nice.  In fact, expect the worst that he could do when not pulling his punches. Throughout this month, this’ll be a limited au focusing on Peter Parker doing what I imagine he might do with a demon bending his will. His suit will change, and further down the road his powers, abilities will temporarily enhance, making him seem like an entirely different arachnid themed crusader. And one with a more malicious agenda that may or may or not involve murder, I’m debating it with myself if that’s good development.

Anyways, if you’re interested and even wanna help out with this au, hit me up here and on Discord. PM me for my tag.

[spidercxp]

???:

      FELICIA IS STOPPED IN HER TRACKS BY THE costumed hero and she stutters to a halt. there’s a soft whine and she looks around him at the fire tearing through the chemistry lab. she had just seen peter heading in this direction and he’d disappeared. how could spider-man even try to tell her he was fine, that he wasn’t in the pile of burning ruble. a frustrated whine escapes her and she tries her best to side step the man, knowing that it’s going to be a failed attempt… but at least she can try. “i saw him head this way. he didn’t come back. he’s gotta be in there and you’ve gotta get him out. please. if you don’t, i’ll go get him myself.” okay, so maybe rushing headfirst into a burning building wouldn’t really be her course of action. but still she could threaten it. “how the hell did you get here so fast, anyways? did you start it?”

“I’ve got a recon bug for situations like this.  And a slightly higher tolerance for pain.”  He tapped awake the spider-bot emblem on his chest, and it automatically swept the classroom for signs of life. The former mentioned upper-hand he has in this setting would assure her that no one was there after a scan of organic heat signatures would feed to his mask confirming no one dead nor alive would be in there. Midtown Academy safety and security guidelines and provisions. They sure beat most Manhattan public school systems of care and maintenance.  Even if the staff are still rather lazy...

“I’m ending it.  K.A.R.E.N., ready the hydro-webs.  Scan  for non-damaged extinguishers and the nearest switch for a suppressant system.”

[spidercxp]

The Other {Demonically Possessed Peter AU}

Explanation: This verse can be set post-PS4 game story, and is also intended as my idea of what Mephisto could’ve done for Peter other than what conspired in the One More Day storyline.  As well, Peter has never been a symbiote host in this au.

In this verse, Peter is taken over by an unhinged spirit that represents the vengeance he holds back. He’s still pretty docile around his friends, family, and lovers, but he’s nothing if not bothersome in how different he’ll seem when talking about his rogues and the miscellaneous thugs of Manhattan. He’s a relentless bruiser, so expect him to not play nice.  In fact, expect the worst that he could do when not pulling his punches. Throughout this month, this’ll be a limited au focusing on Peter Parker doing what I imagine he might do with a demon bending his will. His suit will change, and further down the road his powers, abilities will temporarily enhance, making him seem like an entirely different arachnid themed crusader. And one with a more malicious agenda that may or may or not involve murder, I’m debating it with myself if that’s good development.

Anyways, if you’re interested and even wanna help out with this au, hit me up here and on Discord. PM me for my tag.

[spidercxp]

that’s it, we need chris.tian ba.le as cha.meleon asap

[spidercxp]

gwendy:

“Always need to have that, like a GUY IN THE CHAIR sort of situation,” Gwen nodded before clearing her throat. She needed to stop with the references. “Um, yeah,” she passed the phone for him to hold, a small shrug of her shoulders. “Doesn’t look like you’re gonna WEB ME UP and take me to the police station so I guess that’s a good thing,” she let out a small laugh.

“Think I can get some money off this? I heard The Daily Bugle put up some sort of REWARD for Spider-Man photos—“ Although she wasn’t sure they’d be interested in her face also being in the picture. Not that she was going to sell it.

“I wouldn’t go selling pics of me without consent. They’re worth a thousand words, and from what I pray tell about that Jameson dude...”  He’d seen a rather unsavory salt and peppery haired man’s head on a Times Square jumbotron  a few times. He looked like he could take good poses, but his promises of real news were empty.  “He doesn’t make use of the positive ones about me. Not that he wouldn’t ever come around to singing my praises someday, but I don’t think that’s happening any time soon.”