SpidergodsTribute

My body for the Spidergod! | Aspiring Arachnoknight | Docenus did nothing wrong | Consume the Faries | Devoted worshiper, NOT a monsterfucker!

[madamecricket]

seriously, age of fairies? seriously?

[empires-tribute]

Maybe... they didn’t ruin Tatyus’ character in the Spanish dub...

[spidergodstribute]

In the spanish dub, the spider god becomes docenus’ thrall

[artificial-father]

I want to join the Empire’s Tribute fandom, because it’s a fun social experiment, not because I watched the show or read the book or anything like that. I know nothing about the lore, and I guess that’s half the fun. I’m just the kind of person that would get absorbed trying to solve all the plot inconsistencies and loopholes, and construct a cohesive timeline for the intense canon.

It’d be fun but tiresome.

[empires-tribute]

Who should you fight from Empire’s Tribute?

Mozenta

Pros

Very punchable face

Kind of a bastard

Kayuna would probably help you

Cons

Deadly assassin

Kayuna

Pros

She can also be kind of a bastard

It might be very satisfying

Cons

Highly trained

5’0” of whoop ass and condensed rage

Beligrad

Pros

You have a chance at winning

Cons

Physically you might win but emotionally? Imagine the toll

The others will kick your ass immedietly after regardless of the outcome

Grendo

Pros

He will be very nice about it as he kicks your ass

Cons

He will kick your ass

Tatyus

Pros

Another occasionally insufferable person

He will probably underestimate you

Might get mind controlled mid fight

Cons

Trained swordsman from birth

Getting mind controlled mid fight has a chance of making him more competent

Banafon

Pros

She will teach you about fighting while fighting you

Cons

You will lose

[empires-tribute]

So there’s arachnoknights and archoknights..... I think we’re on to something here

[the-knights-who-say-book]

thesuninperigee replied to your post “for the LAST TIME: things the showrunners tweet off the cuff are NOT…”

Abi what in the flying fuck is going on here

what’s going on is i am defending the Celestial Throne fandom from the foul influences of Syorbina shippers and ghost fucking and if you ship either of those i will NOT hesitate!

[princetatyusofbellonia]

Y'all should be getting into empires tribute instead. At least we only have people who think spiders are sexy and not whatever the hell is going on in your fandom.

[readerofthewilderwest]

spiderfuckers, y’all are not valid!

[princetatyusofbellonia]

@spidergodstribute even people who are not in the fandom think you are not valid

(Empire’s tribute is still better tho)

[spidergodstribute]

@princetatyusofbellonia Can you read!? My bio CLEARLY says NOT a monsterfucker!!1!11

[guerrillatech]

[freestyle-disappointment-deacti]

@vague-magnus-archives

[princetatyusofbellonia]

@spidergodstribute docenus be like

[empires-tribute]

For your consideration

[princetatyusofbellonia]

The Fairies were interesting characters that were handled poorly. But luckily the author has began to reintroduce some of them, and this time they are written better than before...

Yeah, I gotta admit that I kind of see your point but I still have a bad feeling when it comes to the reintroduction of the fairies. It goes against its own canon and it would also be like the lamest ending ever if they were the ones to defeat the spider god.

[foxoftheasterisk]

Idk, I'm cautiously optimistic? like maybe it's just because i like fairies, but like, they actually have characters this time around, and even if the fairies are the ones to defeat spider god it won't happen in a vacuum. other people's contributions would still be there.

the lamest ending would have been if "the chosen one" had actually succeeded in season 3. barf.

[archoknightkayuna]

All of us: What’s this? “Roleswap!Mozyuna Hannibal AU”? Couldn’t hurt to check it out.

All of us 42 chapters later:

[eratwostan]

It just got an update, and... I’m not saying I want to read it. I just want to know how it could possibly get worse.

[archoknightkayuna]

why would you curse me with this knowledge....................

[princetatyusofbellonia]

[charlesoberonn]

I know Age of Fairies was poorly written, had an inconsistent magic system, and destroyed a lot of character arcs but they did give us Havu the Jellyfish Queen so I think that makes up for it honestly.

Your standards are too low, Anon.

Also, Havu technically first appeared as a background character in Era 1.

[charlesoberonn]

Empire’s Tribute Server

Hey!  So we have an official fan discord up for Empire’s Tribute, and we’ve started compiling information in the wiki that we’ve made sure is “canon”.  We can’t just add AU stuff and say it’s real, after all.

However, we’ve got a polling process to make sure everyone has a voice that lets people figure out the true stuff from people’s fan ships.

http://discord.gg/4hasZEw

[princetatyusofbellonia]

Unfortunately, our printer ran out of ink, but I just put this on the door of @spidergodstribute to commemorate people siding with me and not him in an online fandom argument. (Meme by @foxoftheasterisk)

[spidergodstribute]

People always side with the popular position, but that does not mean it's the right one!

[spidergodstribute]

Despite all the Era 2 hate, I really liked how they integrated the world building into the story. They just now and then allude to bits and pieces of lore, like when Docenus first finds the ancient tablet about the spidergod, but it also alludes that there have been similar deities. We don't really know anything about them until later in the season, but it still makes the whole thing more rounded. They also initially did a really good job at building up and explaining the way magic works, tho, for whatever reason they threw all of that out of the window and went with the dumpsterfire that was season 4's magic system -.-

[charlesoberonn]

I"m retroactively adding Spider Gorge to this fake fandom. He lived in the caves with the spiders.

First scholar of the Spider-God.

[spidergodstribute]

Docenus had no choice!

[spidergodstribute]

My boy Docenus be like