Give Clint hearing aids you cowards.

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[spidergwenstefani]

the tornado sirens are going off for the third time today, the streets have turned into straight up rivers, and the last lightning flash just knocked out the power in three different dorm buildings but my last final is due at midnight so i’m staying right the fuck here. if y’all don’t hear from me again, the storm got me. my last words were probably something about stacy dash’s subversion of hollywood portrayals of black femininity.

[spidergwenstefani]

i love you all and appreciate all the well wishes but like honestly maybe twenty minutes after posting this one of my friends was stress-craving wendy’s so i did immediately disregard everyone telling me to stay safe and indoors. the good news is that i lived and apparently wendy’s does not close during tornado warnings. also i’m officially done with finals so i’ll be able to get more writing done soon! i love you all and hopefully i’ll be able to post some stuff later this week :D

[spidergwenstefani]

aaaand i’m realizing a wrote stacy dash on the first post instead of julie dash, which is a mistake i luckily did not make on my final. i promise i’m not an idiot y’all. i’m just sleep deprived.

[spidergwenstefani]

the tornado sirens are going off for the third time today, the streets have turned into straight up rivers, and the last lightning flash just knocked out the power in three different dorm buildings but my last final is due at midnight so i’m staying right the fuck here. if y’all don’t hear from me again, the storm got me. my last words were probably something about stacy dash’s subversion of hollywood portrayals of black femininity.

[spidergwenstefani]

i love you all and appreciate all the well wishes but like honestly maybe twenty minutes after posting this one of my friends was stress-craving wendy’s so i did immediately disregard everyone telling me to stay safe and indoors. the good news is that i lived and apparently wendy’s does not close during tornado warnings. also i’m officially done with finals so i’ll be able to get more writing done soon! i love you all and hopefully i’ll be able to post some stuff later this week :D

[spidergwenstefani]

the tornado sirens are going off for the third time today, the streets have turned into straight up rivers, and the last lightning flash just knocked out the power in three different dorm buildings but my last final is due at midnight so i’m staying right the fuck here. if y’all don’t hear from me again, the storm got me. my last words were probably something about stacy dash’s subversion of hollywood portrayals of black femininity.

[vel0cipede]

WhEre dO yOu LivE?

[spidergwenstefani]

lmao i'm currently at school in sort of the north westernish corner of illinois? but as long as the weather’s clear enough i get to go home tomorrow :D i’ll still be firmly in tornado alley either way.

[spidergwenstefani]

the tornado sirens are going off for the third time today, the streets have turned into straight up rivers, and the last lightning flash just knocked out the power in three different dorm buildings but my last final is due at midnight so i’m staying right the fuck here. if y’all don’t hear from me again, the storm got me. my last words were probably something about stacy dash’s subversion of hollywood portrayals of black femininity.

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

I’m so sorry! Please stay as safe as you can!!! I hope your final goes well despite the weather! 

[spidergwenstefani]

thank you!! im pretty happy with how it turned out so maybe extreme weather is just my good luck charm

[spidergwenstefani]

the tornado sirens are going off for the third time today, the streets have turned into straight up rivers, and the last lightning flash just knocked out the power in three different dorm buildings but my last final is due at midnight so i’m staying right the fuck here. if y’all don’t hear from me again, the storm got me. my last words were probably something about julie dash’s subversion of hollywood portrayals of black femininity.

[winterhawkkisses]

774.

“This is a bad town for such a pretty face.” 

Clint tipped his hat back away from his face; he kinda misjudged how bad the damned thing fit. He picked it up outta the dust and tried to look casual as he beat it against his leg, looking the guy up and down from his pretty tooled leather boots up the brim of his black hat. 

“This is a bad audience for a hell of a shitty line, Clint told him, matter-of-fact. “Now maybe you were aiming for Natalia, couldn’t tell, but if that’s the case you oughta be grateful your bullshit reached me instead.” He smirked, making no effort to appease. “You also might wanna be grateful that I’m only passing through, ‘cos that’s a hell of a lousy aim.” 

Well I sure can’t see any Natalia,” the guy said, and Clint spun on his heel - nearly tripping on the damned spurs on his stolen boots - and swore loudly at the sun-drenched width of the empty street. 

“Please tell me there ain’t a saloon nearby.” 

“Your lady got a drinkin’ problem?” He tucked his long hair behind his ear; Clint tried not to watch his fingers. 

“My lady ain’t my lady,” he shot back, “but her problem is a fight-startin’ problem, and mostly that leads to a ‘me gettin’ hit in the face’ kinda problem, so you wanna help me find her?” 

“Saloon’s across the street,” Black Hat said, and fell into step beside Clint as he headed on over. Clint eyed him sidelong. 

“Any punchin’ problems end up mine in the end,” he said, with a casual shrug. “Bein’ the deputy in these parts, and all.” He grinned, and gave Clint a sidelone look of his own. “Besides, punchin’ ain’t what’s wanted with a face as pretty as that.” 

[kangofu-cb]

Not to be back on my bullshit but

When you save a public bookmark, the author can see your comments and tags

It’s just like leaving a regular comment

We can see that shit unless you make it private.

Now, I don’t know why you’d bookmark shit you hated anyway, but if you’re going to do that and tag it with derogatory nonsense or leave a detailed shitty critique-

Just fucking don’t.

Or make it private. Like you do with that kinky sex fic you don’t want anyone to know you read. Click the “private bookmark” box. It’s not that difficult to not hurt people’s feelings, you inconsiderate troglodytes.

🎶It’s okay to not like things, but don’t be a dick about the things you don’t like. 🎶

[spidergwenstefani]

this is an excellent point and i think a lot of people should know that bookmark tags/comments are visible to the author and seeing negative comments there can be very hurtful to people who are writing for their own entertainment, but also this is the funniest review i’ve ever seen on one of my fics

[not-the-blue]

@spidergwenstefani o o p s

#give_kate_a_spaceship_2k19

[spidergwenstefani]

[batwake]

Come In From The Cold - chapter two

chapter one

pairing: clint barton/bucky barnes

ao3 link

The first thing Clint notices upon waking is Bucky asleep next to him. It’s not a very deep or sound sleep, Clint thinks, his breaths small and controlled, his eyebrows pulled down in a slight frown. They’re not touching, Bucky on his back with both of his arms stock still beside him, Clint on his side, glancing over him. He yearns to touch, yet is afraid of waking up Bucky who would probably wake up as soon as Clint inched any closer.

Keep reading

[spidergwenstefani]

READ THIS FIC Y’ALL IT’S AMAZING

[spidergwenstefani]

Aspie!Clint! omg! I can totally see it! Tell me more! ....I got excited. Sorry. ;)

Omg hi! thank you! for indulging me!

Aspie!Clint is a headcanon I hold near and dear to my heart bc it just fits… so well. How many times does Clint get to be the badass hero in the MCU and the comics because he came at a problem differently than everyone else? How many times has conventional communication and social conflict been his downfall?? How much?? Does he fucking??? Love his arrows????

So first of all, yeah, archery is definitely his number one special interest. I’m also v attached to bby Clint being really into frogs just because of the Lemire/Perez run where he drags barney out to the pond like every day to catch them. Also, speaking of bby Clint? his Aspergers is definitely a huge part of him and Barney’s relationship as kids. I feel like a few potential adoptive parents would take him avoiding eye contact and not wanting to talk about anything but frogs as a sign that he’s got too much trauma and baggage to be a Good Fit™ for their family. And Barney’s torn between resentment toward Clint for making things harder and his urge to just be like fuck you only I get to judge my little brother for being a weirdo.

Growing up, Clint never gets the formal social skills/executive functioning therapy, but he learns a lot more about body language from asl and a lot more about expressing himself the way people want him to from his circus performing. That doesn’t make it any easier to really communicate with people, though. The combo of being over-empathetic and bad at expressing feelings can be a real bitch, not to mention the bonus depression and anxiety. Maybe if he used his SHIELD mandated therapy as actual therapy rather than a game of How Many Times Can I Change the Subject in an Hour and a Half, he would have been diagnosed by now. Instead, I think he assumes he’s got some combo of ADHD and just being dumb at relationships.

But other than how it fits so well into his backstory/character, so much of Clint’s most iconic traits are totally Aspergers in action. Everything has to be purple, all the time. Not even just purple, but a specific cool-toned shade. I seriously doubt he wears all his Hawkeye merch out of sheer ego. More like Natasha bought him one as a joke and the fabric was just the exact right texture and he hasn’t bought any other brand since. Clint’s not just a fan of pizza, he’s a fan of the cheese/crust texture of one specific restaurant three blocks away from his apartment.

There’s. So much more I could say, but I have a meeting in like 5 minutes. I’m posting this publicly bc I want to hear any and all Aspie!Clint headcanons y’all might have <3

[not-the-blue]

if the purple converse fits! 

[forevercleric]

As someone who has worn hearing aids before (I’m not on the spectrum, but I know people who are) I headcannon him to hate wearing his aids because they are uncomfortable/he gets stressed out or panicky from feedback.

[awwwwbartons]

I saw this post and wanted to do an art…so yeah, here it is, thanks for my fav new headcanon

[not-the-blue]

This is my first ever action figure and I’m having so. Much. Fun

[not-the-blue]

Self portrait!!

[spidergwenstefani]

@not-the-blue SAME BOY!!!!

[spidergwenstefani]

Aspie!Clint! omg! I can totally see it! Tell me more! ....I got excited. Sorry. ;)

Omg hi! thank you! for indulging me!

Aspie!Clint is a headcanon I hold near and dear to my heart bc it just fits… so well. How many times does Clint get to be the badass hero in the MCU and the comics because he came at a problem differently than everyone else? How many times has conventional communication and social conflict been his downfall?? How much?? Does he fucking??? Love his arrows????

So first of all, yeah, archery is definitely his number one special interest. I’m also v attached to bby Clint being really into frogs just because of the Lemire/Perez run where he drags barney out to the pond like every day to catch them. Also, speaking of bby Clint? his Aspergers is definitely a huge part of him and Barney’s relationship as kids. I feel like a few potential adoptive parents would take him avoiding eye contact and not wanting to talk about anything but frogs as a sign that he’s got too much trauma and baggage to be a Good Fit™ for their family. And Barney’s torn between resentment toward Clint for making things harder and his urge to just be like fuck you only I get to judge my little brother for being a weirdo.

Growing up, Clint never gets the formal social skills/executive functioning therapy, but he learns a lot more about body language from asl and a lot more about expressing himself the way people want him to from his circus performing. That doesn’t make it any easier to really communicate with people, though. The combo of being over-empathetic and bad at expressing feelings can be a real bitch, not to mention the bonus depression and anxiety. Maybe if he used his SHIELD mandated therapy as actual therapy rather than a game of How Many Times Can I Change the Subject in an Hour and a Half, he would have been diagnosed by now. Instead, I think he assumes he’s got some combo of ADHD and just being dumb at relationships.

But other than how it fits so well into his backstory/character, so much of Clint’s most iconic traits are totally Aspergers in action. Everything has to be purple, all the time. Not even just purple, but a specific cool-toned shade. I seriously doubt he wears all his Hawkeye merch out of sheer ego. More like Natasha bought him one as a joke and the fabric was just the exact right texture and he hasn’t bought any other brand since. Clint’s not just a fan of pizza, he’s a fan of the cheese/crust texture of one specific restaurant three blocks away from his apartment.

There’s. So much more I could say, but I have a meeting in like 5 minutes. I’m posting this publicly bc I want to hear any and all Aspie!Clint headcanons y’all might have <3

[not-the-blue]

if the purple converse fits! 

[forevercleric]

As someone who has worn hearing aids before (I’m not on the spectrum, but I know people who are) I headcannon him to hate wearing his aids because they are uncomfortable/he gets stressed out or panicky from feedback.

[spidergwenstefani]

If anyone wants to talk Endgame, I have seen it and I’m so down to rant about it. I won’t be posting anything on this blog, but feel free to message me or send a non-anon ask :D

[winterhawkbigbang]

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[spidergwenstefani]

"Bucky. Did you give someone a blow job for buttonholes?" Just earned you a new follower and a whole lot of love and respect xx

thank you!!! <3 and welcome to the Dumb Bitch Zone™. it’s all downhill from here

[spidergwenstefani]

i can’t believe mobile is gonna censor me like this

[spidergwenstefani]

"Bucky. Did you give someone a blow job for buttonholes?" Just earned you a new follower and a whole lot of love and respect xx

thank you!!! <3 and welcome to the Dumb Bitch Zone™. it’s all downhill from here

[drgrlfriend]

delektorskichick replied to your post: Matt Fraction posts one comment and every…

Hold up, wait a minute! What comment??

Okay someone has to link back to this quote so I know it’s not just something that came to me in some sort of fanfic fever-dream.

[spidergwenstefani]

part of Matt’s fan mail response from the “Letter Daddies” section of issue 4 of Sex Criminals: