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@spideringoth4m
Heya! It's your friendly neighborhood spider in a not so friendly City!
You can blame my buddies @parselysagerosemaryandi and @petercanparkacar for me making a blog.
So, ask away! Need help? I'll swing by!
"Gh- Hey, Nightingale? Cosmos sent me, apparently someone's looking for "the birdie." Be careful, please. They have a...suspiciously upbeat tone. Can't hack their location. At all. The signal goes dead at anything."
[He left a small watch in her hand.]
"Tap it twice, and it'll tell me your location if you need help."
@spideringoth4m
UH. Frick. Any bets on whether it could be whoever's currently followin' me?
Thanks P. I'll be fine.
Not sure. I keep trying to track their location, but even KAREN is struggling. I'll keep my patrol clos-
Wait, currently? I'll be there. Or near, at least. Not trying to spook them away before we know what they know.
HOW. Tha' doesn' make any sense.
'm in the bookstore at the corner of 3rd. B's comin', don' worry.
Yeah. And St- Cosmos's satellite tracking pinpoints them near you, but not an exact location.
...Still worrying. You know me, little bug. I'm almost there.
Frick's sake.
...'kay. I think they're gone.
Yeah. Cisco and them are trying to track the signal, though.
Mkay. I'll stay close, though.
We needa figure out who though. Who coul' be so hard for us to track?
:) Thanks.
Dunno. Stellar's pissed.
No prob, Nightingale.
I am, actually. Signal's going nowhere. Can't do ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Codes break, locators fail, and I'm this close to throwing someone out one of the windows.
Calm down, Stell. Nothing's impossible.
"Gh- Hey, Nightingale? Cosmos sent me, apparently someone's looking for "the birdie." Be careful, please. They have a...suspiciously upbeat tone. Can't hack their location. At all. The signal goes dead at anything."
[He left a small watch in her hand.]
"Tap it twice, and it'll tell me your location if you need help."
@spideringoth4m
UH. Frick. Any bets on whether it could be whoever's currently followin' me?
Thanks P. I'll be fine.
Not sure. I keep trying to track their location, but even KAREN is struggling. I'll keep my patrol clos-
Wait, currently? I'll be there. Or near, at least. Not trying to spook them away before we know what they know.
HOW. Tha' doesn' make any sense.
'm in the bookstore at the corner of 3rd. B's comin', don' worry.
Yeah. And St- Cosmos's satellite tracking pinpoints them near you, but not an exact location.
...Still worrying. You know me, little bug. I'm almost there.
Frick's sake.
...'kay. I think they're gone.
Yeah. Cisco and them are trying to track the signal, though.
Mkay. I'll stay close, though.
We needa figure out who though. Who coul' be so hard for us to track?
:) Thanks.
Dunno. Stellar's pissed.
No prob, Nightingale.
"Gh- Hey, Nightingale? Cosmos sent me, apparently someone's looking for "the birdie." Be careful, please. They have a...suspiciously upbeat tone. Can't hack their location. At all. The signal goes dead at anything."
[He left a small watch in her hand.]
"Tap it twice, and it'll tell me your location if you need help."
@spideringoth4m
UH. Frick. Any bets on whether it could be whoever's currently followin' me?
Thanks P. I'll be fine.
Not sure. I keep trying to track their location, but even KAREN is struggling. I'll keep my patrol clos-
Wait, currently? I'll be there. Or near, at least. Not trying to spook them away before we know what they know.
HOW. Tha' doesn' make any sense.
'm in the bookstore at the corner of 3rd. B's comin', don' worry.
Yeah. And St- Cosmos's satellite tracking pinpoints them near you, but not an exact location.
...Still worrying. You know me, little bug. I'm almost there.
Frick's sake.
...'kay. I think they're gone.
Yeah. Cisco and them are trying to track the signal, though.
Mkay. I'll stay close, though.
"Gh- Hey, Nightingale? Cosmos sent me, apparently someone's looking for "the birdie." Be careful, please. They have a...suspiciously upbeat tone. Can't hack their location. At all. The signal goes dead at anything."
[He left a small watch in her hand.]
"Tap it twice, and it'll tell me your location if you need help."
@spideringoth4m
UH. Frick. Any bets on whether it could be whoever's currently followin' me?
Thanks P. I'll be fine.
Not sure. I keep trying to track their location, but even KAREN is struggling. I'll keep my patrol clos-
Wait, currently? I'll be there. Or near, at least. Not trying to spook them away before we know what they know.
HOW. Tha' doesn' make any sense.
'm in the bookstore at the corner of 3rd. B's comin', don' worry.
Yeah. And St- Cosmos's satellite tracking pinpoints them near you, but not an exact location.
...Still worrying. You know me, little bug. I'm almost there.
"Gh- Hey, Nightingale? Cosmos sent me, apparently someone's looking for "the birdie." Be careful, please. They have a...suspiciously upbeat tone. Can't hack their location. At all. The signal goes dead at anything."
[He left a small watch in her hand.]
"Tap it twice, and it'll tell me your location if you need help."
@spideringoth4m
UH. Frick. Any bets on whether it could be whoever's currently followin' me?
Thanks P. I'll be fine.
Not sure. I keep trying to track their location, but even KAREN is struggling. I'll keep my patrol clos-
Wait, currently? I'll be there. Or near, at least. Not trying to spook them away before we know what they know.
[Peter stretched as he dropped to the ground in front of Wayne Manor. It was nice to be back, especially after the weeks spent in New York. He grinned as he spotted Jade, then froze.]
"Holy- You've got wings?"
[Peter blinked. This wasn't something he had expected.]
@spideringoth4m
As she was discovering , wings were really freaking hard to maneuver. A huff escaped the pile of disgruntled feathers and vague irritation lying near a (somewhat painful) brick wall.
"Ya. Fae lady. Don't ask."
The wings stretched out slowly. Beautiful darkish brown nightingale ones. Jade attempted to pull herself to her feet and regain balance.
Uff.
She failed.
[Peter helped her up.]
"Okay. Won't ask."
[Last time he got involved with magic, his whole city forgot who he was. Not asking was honestly better for him.]
"They're pretty, though."
She gave a grateful hum and stretched her wings again. She was pretty good at balancing most of the time now, since she was getting used to them. Flying, on the other hand.
"They're impossible t'steer."
She huffed.
"Eh, you get used to the winds. I mean, the amount of buildings I slammed into wall when I was starting out as Spidey..."
[Peter chuckled.]
"Heh. Don' we have photos of some of those?"
She winced.
"Uh. We needa tell B tha' I broke somebody's window."
"You don't. Mr. Stark definitely does."
[Peter knew that look in Jade's eye.]
"You're totally gonna ask Tim to dig the videos up, aren't you?"
[Peter nodded at the window comment.]
"Mhm. Not it."
She smirked.
"Maybe."
She rolled her eyes.
"Fine, I'll face it."
"Please don't. I'm pretty sure I broke through someone's window and got pepper sprayed once."
[Peter huffed.]
"Nice."
[Peter stretched as he dropped to the ground in front of Wayne Manor. It was nice to be back, especially after the weeks spent in New York. He grinned as he spotted Jade, then froze.]
"Holy- You've got wings?"
[Peter blinked. This wasn't something he had expected.]
@spideringoth4m
As she was discovering , wings were really freaking hard to maneuver. A huff escaped the pile of disgruntled feathers and vague irritation lying near a (somewhat painful) brick wall.
"Ya. Fae lady. Don't ask."
The wings stretched out slowly. Beautiful darkish brown nightingale ones. Jade attempted to pull herself to her feet and regain balance.
Uff.
She failed.
[Peter helped her up.]
"Okay. Won't ask."
[Last time he got involved with magic, his whole city forgot who he was. Not asking was honestly better for him.]
"They're pretty, though."
She gave a grateful hum and stretched her wings again. She was pretty good at balancing most of the time now, since she was getting used to them. Flying, on the other hand.
"They're impossible t'steer."
She huffed.
"Eh, you get used to the winds. I mean, the amount of buildings I slammed into wall when I was starting out as Spidey..."
[Peter chuckled.]
"Heh. Don' we have photos of some of those?"
She winced.
"Uh. We needa tell B tha' I broke somebody's window."
"You don't. Mr. Stark definitely does."
[Peter knew that look in Jade's eye.]
"You're totally gonna ask Tim to dig the videos up, aren't you?"
[Peter nodded at the window comment.]
"Mhm. Not it."
[Peter stretched as he dropped to the ground in front of Wayne Manor. It was nice to be back, especially after the weeks spent in New York. He grinned as he spotted Jade, then froze.]
"Holy- You've got wings?"
[Peter blinked. This wasn't something he had expected.]
@spideringoth4m
As she was discovering , wings were really freaking hard to maneuver. A huff escaped the pile of disgruntled feathers and vague irritation lying near a (somewhat painful) brick wall.
"Ya. Fae lady. Don't ask."
The wings stretched out slowly. Beautiful darkish brown nightingale ones. Jade attempted to pull herself to her feet and regain balance.
Uff.
She failed.
[Peter helped her up.]
"Okay. Won't ask."
[Last time he got involved with magic, his whole city forgot who he was. Not asking was honestly better for him.]
"They're pretty, though."
// magic wing anon 👀 i see no problem with peter having wings
ANOTHER FRICKING MEETING
not saving you from this one ✌️ benched :(
I will give you my inheritance if you call someone to rescue me right now
sorry bro alfred will kill me if I go
Please. You don't even have to come just call Jay or something just help me
hmm. Alright.
There. Alarms are on, use the time while they panic to leave
YES. I owe you my inheritance
nah you're good 👍
Peter walked into the coffee shop, finding a comfortable spot in the back.
He sat there, scrolling on his phone and waiting for Jade to arrive. A lot of things had been happening, and they deserved a nice day.
[ @randomgothamgirl ]
Jade tapped lightly on his shoulder, grinning sharply.
"P! Sorry 'm late, there was traffic-"
He piped up.
"No worries! Glad you could make it!!"
He scooted over, giving her a seat.
"How has your day been? What do you want for breakfast?"
She plopped down next to him with a sigh.
"Kinda nutsy. I met a new girl, an' she's kinda.... ehhhh...."
She made a so-so gesture with one hand.
"She unnerves me somehow, but she seems nice enough... real energetic. Somethin' familiar but I don' know what. Said t'call her Q."
She shrugged.
"This place got pancakes? Anyway, how's yr day been?"
Peter shrugged back.
" 'S Gotham. What were you expecting?" He huffed.
"Yeah, and they're really good! You should order some. I prefer the waffles though."
He chuckled.
Jade snickered.
"Ya, I don' know. Most've us're not... so energetic? Eh."
She grinned.
"I'll take y' word for it. Waffles then."
"Seems I'm the exception. Well, probably cause I'm not from here-"
He chuckled.
"Yes! They're amazing. You can ask for either strawberries or blueberries."
Murmurs stirred from the back.
'Is that Stark's child???' 'Fuck that kid, that's one of the Waynes right with him!'
"Strawbe-"
Jade stopped short, turning her head to see who was talking about them. She groaned as her eyes fell on a blonde woman and a slightly older redhead man.
"P. We've been noticed."
She smiled wryly.
"Yeah, I heard. super senses, remember?"
He whispered the last part. He shrugged.
"We can just order in from here. Sorry you couldn't get the full experience-"
The sound of snapping cameras was heard, the ones on silent just flashing.
"...frick."
Jade blinked, momentarily blinded by one of the brighter camera lights and covered her eyes.
"For Frick's sake- how likely d'you think it is tha' the owner'd let us out back?"
"Very likely. They're a friend of a friend."
Peter narrowly dodged a pen thrown at him that had "STARK Industries" engraved on it. Probably an ex-employee.
"Go through the left corridor, next door to the right- Be right there with you."
Peter seriously hated paparazzi. At least they only wanted photos, not to kidnap him like other times.
"Got it -"
Jade threw a thumbs up at him and followed his directions, heading for the left corridor.
Peter tried to follow, clearing the first part of the hallway with a lot of "Sorry- no photos please!", "Can I pass? Kay thanks!" And "Coming through! Please don't touch me, no I will not go on your podcast, sorry."
He finally reached the door.
Jade was waiting for him when he got there and gave a tired smile.
"Paparazzi, right?"
"Yeah. I think I almost got signed up for like. Five different podcasts. Geez, forgot what that felt. Plus, some ex-employee kept throwing pens at me. Did he ask for like, a shipment of them?"
Peter huffed.
Jade snickered.
"Speakin' of. I think one of those's tangled in my hair- Can y' help me get this thing out?"
She turned her head to show a STARK Industries pen tangled in her aubern waves, right at the back.
"Yepp." Peter carefully ran his fingers through the little attachment piece that was stuck in Jade's hair.
"Man, I remember the other interns made a game to steal these off of me! I started carrying extra cause of that. Kinda miss the crazies. Except Larry."
Jade snorted.
"What'd Larry do?"
"He kept messing with other people's projects on accident. It was weirdly endearing but annoying at the same time. And obviously, I had to fix it."
Peter chuckled. Those were nice memories.
"'Accidentally'?"
Jade cackled.
"How d'you keep 'accidentally' messin' with people's projects?"
"I dunno! Larry figured it out somehow? I had the idea to let him work in my lab with me, and he's actually really good at engineering and coding when not surrounded by fragile and flammable projects. Wonder how he's doing."
Peter shrugged.
Jade hummed softly.
"Sounds 'bout as insane as we are. So right up yr alley."
She grinned.
"Yup! He was my Ned in the workplac- uh, nothing."
Peter suddenly was hit with the realization that.
Right.
Ned didn't...remember him anymore.
"He was the cool guy!"
He corrected, grinning.
Jade ran her fingers gently through her hair with a slight frown. The slip-up hadn't gone unnoticed but she knew better than to push.
"Sounds fun."
"It was! Everyone was SUPER excited to talk about stuff while we worked. Something that was reaaally funny was each time someone was like 'Spider-Man is so cool!' And I just went 'i think he doesn't live up to the hype actually.' Their reactions were all priceless."
[OK so in my canon Peter makes it look like Spidey knows Peter, and he just teases/fights himself.] -Eli
She cackled abruptly.
"Best cover I guess. Maybe we should do somethin' like tha'-"
"I mean I can keep doing the Peter-Spidey feud tho. It would be really funny if Jade and Nightingale started fighting or something."
Peter shrugged.
She cackled again.
"Oh yea- Y'think I could start online beef with m'self? Tha's where the most people know me anyway."
Peter chuckled.
"Sure! I gotta bother Spidey, too."
"Oh ya. Y'think we can get some of the others in too? Dick's already got tha' goin'- oh."
She grinned.
"Bet Timmers woul' love this."
"Yeah. It's a easy way to get people off your back."
Peter smiled.
"Yeah, he definitely would."
ANOTHER FRICKING MEETING
not saving you from this one ✌️ benched :(
I will give you my inheritance if you call someone to rescue me right now
sorry bro alfred will kill me if I go
Please. You don't even have to come just call Jay or something just help me
hmm. Alright.
There. Alarms are on, use the time while they panic to leave
Peter walked into the coffee shop, finding a comfortable spot in the back.
He sat there, scrolling on his phone and waiting for Jade to arrive. A lot of things had been happening, and they deserved a nice day.
[ @randomgothamgirl ]
Jade tapped lightly on his shoulder, grinning sharply.
"P! Sorry 'm late, there was traffic-"
He piped up.
"No worries! Glad you could make it!!"
He scooted over, giving her a seat.
"How has your day been? What do you want for breakfast?"
She plopped down next to him with a sigh.
"Kinda nutsy. I met a new girl, an' she's kinda.... ehhhh...."
She made a so-so gesture with one hand.
"She unnerves me somehow, but she seems nice enough... real energetic. Somethin' familiar but I don' know what. Said t'call her Q."
She shrugged.
"This place got pancakes? Anyway, how's yr day been?"
Peter shrugged back.
" 'S Gotham. What were you expecting?" He huffed.
"Yeah, and they're really good! You should order some. I prefer the waffles though."
He chuckled.
Jade snickered.
"Ya, I don' know. Most've us're not... so energetic? Eh."
She grinned.
"I'll take y' word for it. Waffles then."
"Seems I'm the exception. Well, probably cause I'm not from here-"
He chuckled.
"Yes! They're amazing. You can ask for either strawberries or blueberries."
Murmurs stirred from the back.
'Is that Stark's child???' 'Fuck that kid, that's one of the Waynes right with him!'
"Strawbe-"
Jade stopped short, turning her head to see who was talking about them. She groaned as her eyes fell on a blonde woman and a slightly older redhead man.
"P. We've been noticed."
She smiled wryly.
"Yeah, I heard. super senses, remember?"
He whispered the last part. He shrugged.
"We can just order in from here. Sorry you couldn't get the full experience-"
The sound of snapping cameras was heard, the ones on silent just flashing.
"...frick."
Jade blinked, momentarily blinded by one of the brighter camera lights and covered her eyes.
"For Frick's sake- how likely d'you think it is tha' the owner'd let us out back?"
"Very likely. They're a friend of a friend."
Peter narrowly dodged a pen thrown at him that had "STARK Industries" engraved on it. Probably an ex-employee.
"Go through the left corridor, next door to the right- Be right there with you."
Peter seriously hated paparazzi. At least they only wanted photos, not to kidnap him like other times.
"Got it -"
Jade threw a thumbs up at him and followed his directions, heading for the left corridor.
Peter tried to follow, clearing the first part of the hallway with a lot of "Sorry- no photos please!", "Can I pass? Kay thanks!" And "Coming through! Please don't touch me, no I will not go on your podcast, sorry."
He finally reached the door.
Jade was waiting for him when he got there and gave a tired smile.
"Paparazzi, right?"
"Yeah. I think I almost got signed up for like. Five different podcasts. Geez, forgot what that felt. Plus, some ex-employee kept throwing pens at me. Did he ask for like, a shipment of them?"
Peter huffed.
Jade snickered.
"Speakin' of. I think one of those's tangled in my hair- Can y' help me get this thing out?"
She turned her head to show a STARK Industries pen tangled in her aubern waves, right at the back.
"Yepp." Peter carefully ran his fingers through the little attachment piece that was stuck in Jade's hair.
"Man, I remember the other interns made a game to steal these off of me! I started carrying extra cause of that. Kinda miss the crazies. Except Larry."
Jade snorted.
"What'd Larry do?"
"He kept messing with other people's projects on accident. It was weirdly endearing but annoying at the same time. And obviously, I had to fix it."
Peter chuckled. Those were nice memories.
"'Accidentally'?"
Jade cackled.
"How d'you keep 'accidentally' messin' with people's projects?"
"I dunno! Larry figured it out somehow? I had the idea to let him work in my lab with me, and he's actually really good at engineering and coding when not surrounded by fragile and flammable projects. Wonder how he's doing."
Peter shrugged.
Jade hummed softly.
"Sounds 'bout as insane as we are. So right up yr alley."
She grinned.
"Yup! He was my Ned in the workplac- uh, nothing."
Peter suddenly was hit with the realization that.
Right.
Ned didn't...remember him anymore.
"He was the cool guy!"
He corrected, grinning.
Jade ran her fingers gently through her hair with a slight frown. The slip-up hadn't gone unnoticed but she knew better than to push.
"Sounds fun."
"It was! Everyone was SUPER excited to talk about stuff while we worked. Something that was reaaally funny was each time someone was like 'Spider-Man is so cool!' And I just went 'i think he doesn't live up to the hype actually.' Their reactions were all priceless."
[OK so in my canon Peter makes it look like Spidey knows Peter, and he just teases/fights himself.] -Eli
She cackled abruptly.
"Best cover I guess. Maybe we should do somethin' like tha'-"
"I mean I can keep doing the Peter-Spidey feud tho. It would be really funny if Jade and Nightingale started fighting or something."
Peter shrugged.
She cackled again.
"Oh yea- Y'think I could start online beef with m'self? Tha's where the most people know me anyway."
Peter chuckled.
"Sure! I gotta bother Spidey, too."
ANOTHER FRICKING MEETING
not saving you from this one ✌️ benched :(
I will give you my inheritance if you call someone to rescue me right now
sorry bro alfred will kill me if I go
ANOTHER FRICKING MEETING
not saving you from this one ✌️ benched :(
In the middle of a W.E meeting. Someone get me out of here they're asking why so much stock is in the tech area.
it would be a shame if Spider-Man kidnapped you man
Just saying
It would be the best day of my life this is a level ten emergency get me outta here
Spidey opened the window panel, webbed Tim, put the panel back, then swung away, leaving a group of baffled workers in the room.
"Always on time, aren't I?"
He grinned, even though Tim obviously couldn't see it through the mask.
"THANK GOD."
Tim groaned, staring down at the street below.
"We need to stop wrecking buildings on patrol. Fricking board room members keep complaining about the cost of repairs."
"Who is 'we?' My webs dissolve, man- and the only time I caused property damage was that one time I got thrown into a brick wall. So it doesn't really count. I am careful!"
Peter swung onto a rooftop.
"Steph and Jason. Didn't you wreck a library one time?"
Tim grunted as he was set down.
"Oh- yeah but I got stabbed tho so it wasn't like- on purpose."
Peter shrugged.
"Also, the infrastructure was damaged anyway. I helped redesign the new one? As an apology?"
Tim laughed.
"Either way, thanks man. I owe you a rescue from a stupid board meeting."
"Eh, you're welcome."
He chuckled.
"You would have done the same for me!"
"Probably. Meet up at home?"
"Sure- Just need to stop by the coffee shop you're banned from." He teased.
Tim cackled.
"Ten bucks if you can get me an espresso."
"I like not being killed by Jade!"
He gave a shrug, and swung away."
"W- Fricking Judas!"
Tim called after him. He cackled one more time and glanced around for a fire escape.
Time to go home. They probably had something for the coffee machine there.