spiders george

中文/ENG they/them. toto wolff hater, gr1 truther.

[spidersgeorg63]

"average f1 driver has straightline speed of 30 km per hr coming out of eau rouge" factoid actualy just statistical error. average f1 driver straightline speed on kemmel is 300 km per hour. Russel Georg, whose car is broken & has a straightline speed of -5000 km per hour, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[insatura]

The Point of No Return, 2026 F1 season

via desmos graphing

piggybacking on @george-russells-lawyerr's "till the math ain't mathing" post (beautiful post btw), decided to make an actual visual representation how that math would work.

cw: math

Implicit differentiation was making me go crazy, so I decided to fuck around with linear equations on Desmos instead. Algebra 1 save me. Algebra 1 pls.

Implicit differentiation was making me go crazy, so I decided to fuck around with linear equations on Desmos instead. Algebra 1 save me. Algebra 1 pls.

Big brain data people could probably do this better than me, but nobody was doing it (not on tumblr, at least). Anyway: this is a very simple Desmos graph that shows you two things—

at what round a driver will be mathematically out of the championship depending on how much worse they score per round vs Kimi Antonelli, and

at what round a driver will lock down the championship depending how much better they score per round vs Kimi Antonelli

If you are one of those aforementioned big brain data people, that is probably all the information you need to work the graph, so here’s the link.

If you only follow me because of George Russell, here's the link to a much simpler graph comparing only George and Kimi, which will explain everything in the “info” folder.

More explanation for everyone else:

Click the purple link above.

Change the second expression (x_driver) to whichever driver you are comparing to Kimi right now. Format it like firstinitial_lastname. For example, Charles Leclerc would be c_leclerc.

Change the j(x) in the second expression to the first initial of whichever driver you are comparing to Kimi. Because some drivers have the same first initials, there are some exceptions to this. Here is the full list for convenience:

Lewis = l(x), Lando = l_2(x), Liam = l_3(x), Lance = l_4(x)

George = g(x), Gabi = g_2(x)

Oscar = o(x), Ollie = o_2(x)

Arvid = a(x), Alex = a_2(x)

Franco = f(x), Fernando = f_2(x)

Esteban = s(x), Checo = s_2(s) <- I had to do that because desmos kept taking e as, like, the literal e

Play around on the sliders to see when your driver would theoretically lose/lock down the championship. They represent average points scored per round.

The intersection of the thick red and black lines means that after that round, [a driver] is no longer mathematically in the championship, hence the "point of no return". (If the red line is straight, then [a driver] means [your driver]. if the red line is bent, then [a driver] means Kimi.)

For example, if Kimi were to win and George DNF every race like Spa, the red and black lines would intersect at x=5, meaning George would be out of the championship in 5 rounds (by Singapore).

And here is how Lance Stroll could theoretically lock down the championship by Abu Dhabi:

Limitations of this graph:

It assumes there are literally 2 drivers in the championship. In the Lance Stroll example above, Lance would knock Kimi out of the championship by Abu Dhabi, but he doesn't necessarily win the championship either unless everyone else between Kimi and Lance in the standings also scores less than a total of 204 points. Kimi basically functions as a stand in for the "leader" of the championship.

Likewise, it does not guarantee that Kimi will win the championship when the black and red lines intersect, it only means that one driver is for sure locked out. In the above George example, if Lewis theoretically was P2 for every single round, he could still challenge Kimi for 3 more rounds after George had already lost.

I hope I’ll have enough time to update these as we go along the season :) If there are any big brain data people here, happy to hear your ideas how this could be simplified or made more accurate :)

[darkchocolateorange]

don't forget that in 2022 George Russell pulled off his maiden pole in Hungary!!

right now his car is basically the same as the mercedes W13 when talking about their straightline speed compared to the then-frontrunners, right?? (also, did not know that the W13 was around 8 kph slower on straights than the RB18 in Bahrain lol. that's pretty crazy)

[cadillacjohnf1]

it's race week which means no no no no no no no no no no nononononono no no

[ponurrrykociak]

Lance sweetie I need you to make a sacrifice when that Italian brat laps you

[you-think-it-makes-you-special]

"can mutuals dm?" "can mutuals ask for discord?" "can mutuals-"

mutuals could literally use me as a topic for a research paper and i would be grateful

[falenalunare]

my professor diagnosed me with extrovert please yap with me

[maxxverstappen]

maybe god made him drive a williams for 3 years because he loves tractors so much 😭😭

[spidersgeorg63]

and he's back to driving a tractor again :((((

[george-russells-lawyerr]

the way antonelli won spa and no one gave a fuck 😭✌️

[onadarklingplain]

i'm wheezing. jv was really like, hey look at the bright side everyone. alex may be averaging 3456 pit stops per race, but at least the pit stop crew is getting to practice! really honing their skills so they'll be ready in 2062 when williams finally has a competitive car!

[spidersgeorg63]

they've got to be out of things to test by now, right? pits for softs the soft tires are degrading in the heat! write that down write that down!

[63gp]

being a gr63 and an op81 at the same time should be considered a form of self-harm

[wanderingblindly]

society has moved beyond the need for kimi antonelli

[magnetic-rose]

presented without comment.

[kilmartin633]

I didn't think I could despise this man more.

[georgerussellglazer]

toto when he actually has to be a tp to two drivers and not just his child bride

[spidersgeorg63]

he wants to break seb vettel's record SO BADLY

is it even a real championship if the other car isn't even able to compete with f2 cars on straightline speed?

[bcollisons63]

GUYS FRED VESTIS DRIVING IN FP1 FOR HUNGARY!!!!

I REPEAT FRED VESTI IS DRIVING IN FP1!!!!

[radishly]

The only way the universe can right this wrong is for Kimi to have a retirement as well

[george-russells-lawyerr]

someone on TikTok said that the only way they'll believe antonelli is that good is if he starts at the back of the grid and claws his way to P1 due to his undisputable champion skills.

And honestly yeah

[spidersgeorg63]

notice how he said car and not cars... he really only cares about kimi