G.

you’re feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason. g is for grace but also for grapes. 🕷27 she/her

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[bwawawawawaw-deactivated2025072]

Tumblr is weird because sometimes you go to a mutual's page and like/reblog half their content like you just broke in their house and imediately ate a little piece of all their food, tried out some of their clothes, sat on their sofa, and then just left.

And sometimes the mutual notices and does the same to your house.

And that's encouraged here. I love it.

[yaoiblackmold]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[booksandberries]

[callmebabygirll0]

Don't worry we'll finger it out

[dumbpuppyfag]

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

[viinnttaaggee]

when they come back, don’t forget how they left

[queerdnp]

yeah one direction you hear that

[mo-mode]

[mellpenscorner]

Bucky when his detachable arm detaches:

[dailyflicks]

POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (2016)

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[linusbenjamin]

Pride and Prejudice 2005 ☼ dir. Joe Wright

[pussyinhalerr-deactivated202403]

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

[mellkellyismyhero]

haymitch: love is love <3

clerk carmine: yeah, but not your love. get AWAY from my niece.

[baba-fett]

for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

[theamiableanachronism]

(via @freenarnian )