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[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

[theunvanquishedzims]

Hermione smugly presenting the findings of the international symposium that declared Pluto not a planet as final proof that astrology is made up.

But it turns out that’s what’s been throwing off everyone’s readings so a lot of divination quickly starts becoming more refined and accurate when they take that into account.

Hermione is hailed as a divination savant and that’s what she’s most known in the history books for.

[1977punk]

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

[p1nguseal]

hey reblog this if you want a compliment or something

[ardentae]

ive been depressed and anxious af the past few days and looking at gaud posts always seems to make me happier so i thought id do a quick sketch to show my appreciation @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses :)

its really bad im sorry

its also 10:50 pm right now so lighting is terrible

[spierinthehead]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses this shits goood

[memesandlaughs]

[spierinthehead]

We need ourselves some modern robin hoods RIGHT NOW

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Derry Girls is coming to Netflix GET PUMPED

[oglach-uisce]

YES YES YES

[spierinthehead]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[binineties]

AKSJSJDJDJFKDFJSJA “not for much longer” we love this quick energy!!!

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO thanks for the heads up Phillip

[nativescience]

ENERGY

[spierinthehead]

Sounds like they did stop the music

[loudpasta]

My Conspiracy Theory

[trapcard]

i feel like it’s gay that men gamers only want to play on teams with and against other men…like y’all are playing with other men…..seems a lil spicey to me…and if you wanna get freudian…the guns represent penis and the bullets are semen….so y’all are spraying other men….seems a lil..sweet to me

[mackreedea]

do you ever realise how lonely your life is

[mackreedea]

hello i wrote this a while back and i can finally say i’m not lonely anymore ! i moved to uni and made friends and i never feel alone. don’t worry things will always get better !

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[dicksmasher]

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

[chessys]

feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[djmixedtape]

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

[viralfrog]

Elizabeth Olsen wraps her scarf around Aubrey Plaza

[evelynns-sugar-bby]

I’m too gay for this

[peggybby-deactivated20201218]

This made me gayer tbh

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

i dont know. i dont know. i dont know.

[redlobstercult-deactivated20140]

sun gets tired and goes to sleep like everyone else. next question

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

if there is no GOD then how does the MICROWAVE know how to BEEP when my HOTPOCKET is COOKED

[spierinthehead]

Her correct use of ‘there’ really illuminates how clever her question is