Yikes™

Autumn | 21 | Leo |

[striders]

me focusing on blowing up a customer’s brain with my mind while they yell at me about how they had to wait on hold for 6 minutes

[modogoblin]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this is the human experience

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

[booty-uprooter]

big bang theory's natural setting:

[catgirlforeskin]

[omegaverse]

i literally can't hear the bassoon

can somebody turn up the bassoon??

[explorersofsky]

love the way this website comes together when some cunt dies

[rattle-my-stars]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i understand him

[archliches]

[depsidase]

[rubysapphrald]

the macking cheese post changed my life

[rubysapphrald]

[pawcakes]

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

[prairiies]

this is the app we r on it rn babe

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

*quietly whoops like a bird*

[hools]

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

[fairycosmos]

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

[8ball-wizard]

my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.

[mamoru]

happy early birthday to op's dead sponsored weed mom who is finally blazing one more time

[ruinedchildhood]

[oe6]

[berylliumoxide]