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peter parker / closed rp. &&& "is may the fish be with you a good pun? i can't tell – i'm going to use it anyway."

[spiidey]

dzzlers​:

“Pop star kills neighborhood Spider-man. Can you imagine the headlines?” 

“woah kills? that seems a bit overboard, no?”

[spiidey]

pclariis​:

“I just ruined my streak of days without hitting someone in the face. Twelve days totally wasted.”

“who’s the lucky winner? is it alex? i heard that doorknob story - didn’t believe it for one second.”

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mvckingbrd​:

“Jesus, I’m sorry. I’m pretty sure I’ve the worst aim today since I picked up a weapon. Maybe Pleasant Hill did change me.”

peter blinked, still dazed from almost being the target of an unexpected projectile, “s’all good - no worries. just...you know, be careful next time,” he let out a nervous chuckle.

[spiidey]

pclariis​:

“I don’t think we can quantify anything as weird at this point.”

“you can say that again.”

[spiidey]

amaqvelins​:

“I used to live on the moon. It’s hard to find things that are truly weird.” 

peter’s mouth hung open in shock for a moment before he actively forced himself to close it, “you’re not – gonna elaborate on that?”

[spiidey]

mastermnd​:

“Clones this, clones that. Enough already.”

“what – jealous there aren’t more you’s running around?” peter laughed.

[spiidey]

clxas​:

“You were at the meeting the other night.” Clea glanced over at him. “Many of you were. Trust me, it’s not weird at all. Not considering the circumstance, that is.”

“yeeeup. although now i’m starting to think there’s worse things we need to worry about. i heard about what you and strange did.”

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scarletwitchiing​:

“I was recently resurrected by my alternate self. Things are, as you said, quite weird.” 

@nexusbeings​​

“ok, but - aren’t they always?” peter joked, realizing he was definitely overcompensating and wanda would surely be able to tell.

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lachatnoires​:

“You’re all giving me a headache, and you won’t like me when I’m cranky.” 

“pretty sure you stole that line from someone else,” peter shrugged, mostly joking, “ - and hey! i can only speak for my own actions. the other peters are not my responsibility.”

[spiidey]

blckct​:

“Not weird. It’s more annoying than anything. I only like one of you, and it’s not you.”

“wow, thanks. you know, i think i like the other you better too.”

[spiidey]

katprydes​:

“Is this you trying to cope, or….?” 

“ cope... wait – with what? the clones?”

[spiidey]

capdnvrs​:

“Better you than me.” A pause. “Maybe not.”

peter shrugged, a half-amused grin playing at his lips, “bet you didn’t think you’d be able to relate.”

[spiidey]

whitewidcw​:

“Clones? Weird? I don’t know –” Yelena lightly sang out the last part. “Don’t you feel all,” she wiggled her shoulders like she was shaking something off. “Replicated?”

"isn’t that like– the whole idea?” peter paused, raising an eyebrow, “or are you asking if i feel like i’m being replaced? because if so, no. honestly. we all kinda... have our own lives, if you’d believe it.”

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blackxpanther​:

“Clones are pinnacles of scientific achievement. You should be very flattered.”

"flattered? eh - ” peter made a so-so motion with his hand, “annoyed? sure,” he joked.

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hardycat​:

“I’d like to say it’s whatever, but I really hate seeing a miniature version of myself running around New York. You’ve got that times four. Plus the two clones. Three clones? I don’t even know anymore.”

"there’s...there’s quite a few,” peter let out a slight chuckle, “come on, felicia. lighten up a bit.”

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murderclone​:

kaine just glanced at peter when he spoke before he redirected his attention to his suit. it was acting glitchy and he didn’t need the damn thing changing colors while he was in it or worse–failing to camouflage him. “if the jackal knew he just had to dip a hand into the multi-verse and snatch himself up a peter parker, i don’t think we’d be having this conversation.” he was a heap of barely functioning cells as it were. a fucking joy ride it had been thus far.

peter paused, taking in the other’s appearance, “yeah well, i think we’ve got other concerns at the moment. you alright, man?” peter already knew the answer, or what he thought was the answer - but he needed to hear it from kaine himself.

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katprydes​:

“Hey now,” Kate raised an arm, it phasing through him to avoid contact. “I don’t think either of us need to start our day with a maiming.” 

peter shuddered a bit when the arm passed through him, “you know that kinda tickles, right?”