[spinalrecoil]

liam and noel at the pub on their anal sex football weekends

[havanaberry]

The L Word (2.09) Jennifer Beals as Bette Porter

[spinalrecoil]

honestly i would have kneed him in the crotch for that bra comment. trying to sexually embarrass/belittle her for making a mistake, or not giving a good interview, whatever. fuck that.

[blarghafell]

A sound so very loud, that no one can hear…

[myheartbelongstoskinh3ad]

Sara, Nicole, Noel and Liam at 2005 the q awards

[skeevertails]

Kajillionaire (2020) x Excerpt from Screenplay dir. Miranda July

[theimportanceofbeingidle]

Liam: What’s my name?

Journalist: Liam. What did I say?

Liam: Noel.

Journalist: Oh, I’m sorry.

Liam: Never mind, I know you’re nervous. You ain’t got a bra on so… I always freak out when I ain’t got a bra on.

— 04/09/2012 GQ Men Of The Year, with Bradley Wiggins

[knightofleo]

[glossymint]

Mans was fully married singing about a love dead in the water? Don't piss me off you old fat fuck

[spinalrecoil]

little willy does work thematically with whatever daddy son roleplay they were deffffffinitely doing in 96

[spinalrecoil]

i could eat this straight . a whole jar in one sitting

[ukn0vv]

– You're a very nice lady – Thank you very much. You're a very nice man – I'm a nice lady too 🤭🤭🤭

[bucksomebarnes]

Having the time of his life

[wreathedwith]

why what happened in 1998, did his cock finally grow big [x]

[star-shaped-submarine]

Noel lives under constant fear of being exposed for his incestuous habits, so to beat any potential accusers to the punch and diffuse the situation he cracks jokes and makes comments about it, showing that he doesn’t care and any would be whistleblowers would be retreading the same ground he already acknowledged and undermined by making a joke of it. The problem is that literally nobody around him at any moment in time has ever even considered accusing him, so he just talks about incest out of nowhere for no reason and makes himself look like he thinks about fucking his brother all the time (he does)

[gaypeople]

this entire moment has me yelling

[tompodowski]

jacob saying aww that was a cute one 🥰 and it's a tweet about wanting to impregnate louis

[blackgirlasis]

I need outtakes of Loustat reading thirst tweets about themselves. Give it to me now!!!