Conscience Killer

I'm Matt and pissing people off is all that i care about. aim: angryfaceemoji

[pickledliverhanedog]

Today was the day! A little early, but the best gifts are surprises. Dean Cole Haner is on the left and came into the world at 8 pounds and 2 ounces. On the right, Chloe Ivory Haner is off to the right, weighing 7 pounds and 7 ounces. I’m extremely proud of my beautiful girlfriend lifealertconsultant for pulling through - what a trooper. So unbelievably happy.

[spinalremain-s]

shit i have a terrible hangover

[changemymonitor]

I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t fell like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

[clubsnuggie]

tips on talking to me when I’m pissed off

don’t

[fairhies]

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

[earthdad]

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

[katara-deactivated20130617]

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

[h0odrich]

Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

[problematicfavorite-blog]

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

[spinalremain-s]

me (surprised): omg

me (amused): omg

me (angry): omg

me (sad): omg

me (nostalgic): omg

me (annoyed): omg

me (scared): omg

[devilstribe-blog]

Some people ruin my day by just existing.

[spinalremain-s]

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

[spinalremain-s]

will be on and off all day probably, hmu on aim if needed at angryfaceemoji

[spinalremain-s]

falling asleep on people is the only thing i'm good at

[macabremaybe-deactivated2019121]

Series of paintings discovered in an abandon mental asylum in Italy.

[thevoluntaryistpunk-blog]

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.