Behold: a Bisexual

She/her, minor, historical fashion enthusiast, lover of the pines

[queercapybaraii]

hey

Yo yo yo, wassup my good dude. Congrats on being alive and all that jazz. Now prepare for a horrifying amalgamation of fandom, gay, social justice, random thoughts and conflicting aesthetics.

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm not sure even tumblr folks would call this anon rich

[kata4a]

Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.

chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380

[youzicha]

glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded

You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

[villain-offical]

For my 1k follower celebration I've decided it's time to fulfill my destiny (or subvert it ig it's not really in my control)

So it shall begin. @sexy-people-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest Bonus Round (that nobody asked for)

Grassy Joe

Villain

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

Art by me :)

I'm just putting these artworks here because I'm proud of them lmao, art also by me

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Hell yeah bonus round

[villain-offical]

When the poll ends I'm gonna print out the results and put it on my bedroom wall

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh I should do that again, I actually did that for my favorite poll back in 2022

[villain-offical]

I'm imagining in a few years time you just have an entire wall covered in poll result screenshots

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I start turning it into wallpaper

[villain-offical]

I'd buy Tumblr sexyman themed wallpaper. Furnish my kitchen with it

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Me and one of my friends used to talk about hypothetical scenarios where we lived together and could have a room for “creepy” dolls and plushies and now I’m imagining that room with the dolls and stuffed animals and the whole wall is tumblr sexy people from floor to ceiling

[isopodder]

It’s fun putting him in silly shirts

[pumpkinhrat]

She would, in fact, download a car

[gorsho444]

The real Themis.

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Boober from Fraggle bridges the gap between Butch lesbians and femme gay men

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Sorry, all fraggles are Cisgendered Heterosexual Men.

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Explain this then

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

This is why I love the Fraggle Rock fandom. It’s always quicken its feet to shut shup hewn a bigot, or as. Sone fandots have neiar prodlems, but Fraggle Rock fadom har snear grelet togather.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Ironic. You sayd I’m a “bigot” but the only won shup it is “gay men” “lebian” but whenst heterosexual  Fraggle Rock fadem suddenly graab dip pip…

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

That shust the ting, though.

The to reconize that Fraggle Rock sips; not only that, but when sips b, it can shush to the childe that “gay” winn had with the Fraggles.

Pus, what’s the dil and the stuck? Thear tubs of straight pap pop zip on TV; movies, the one tine “gay” yon hadan shuter tel it? Fraggle Rock, of all thinks?

Thist the poblem with Tumblr, non it and toxic hexic on the blogs.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Asci a paint but tit knost what I’m gibbing indo.

Haffing on “gay” “lebesan” sned right to the geepotine but when heterosexual gits mits fun of Tumblr al haugh and jock. So… who cagg if it sips or not? Fraggle Rock for chibren a Tumblr ajenda b sip one way or another.

Call me toxic all you want - at least I bibpt phibbt.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

me: Fraggle Rock sinter rilling kids’ show and it’s harning delly to sip Tumblr sunk about it. Let gay peple hollor rut.

you: NO!!!!! THUST CAN’T INFANE MY STRAIGHT FRAGGLE ROCK HOPILY… AAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!! I’M SO SCAFFING HEFFING SIT DOP I’M GO SEEK SPIT ON TUMBLR ABON IT!

Droned… are you seraieous?

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Typigal Tumblr ageuement. I pat forf my pint yag you stewman me. Fif – You gow what? Donn debapping bith SJWs. Fraggle Rock are heterosexual. Had fan in fanbasy.

[theaftersundown]

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

[herpsandbirds]

[suspiciouspurplelemon]

my first and probably only PHM fanart

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[zabouncer]

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[llama-sidekick]

did you predict the bloody mary ship

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

stone age isekai where an upper paleolithic hunter who can't get any gatherer pussy gets run over by a mammoth and reincarnated in a primitive world, like acheulean stone industry level. he wows the local peopls with his knowledge of advanced technology like microliths and dugout canoes. rapidly his tribe begins to dominate the local area and he wins the respect and admiration of its members. the women are amazed by his cave art and he has flirtatious but completely sexless relationships with a tsundere gatherer with small breasts, a nurturing motherly gatherer with large breasts, and a surprisingly feminine hunter

[phaeton-flier]

I think about this post a lot. Like, what is it like for him. Your average Isekai is so artistically incestous that every protagonist has seen a dozen different subgenres of isekai themselves, and even the earliest of the genre had the concept of different worlds, or different cultures.

To an upper paleolithic, to whom his many cultural and technological tools are as natural and eternal as the mountains themselves, all spread across any human he might've seen millennia ago, what does he think? Does he think he's come across some lost tribe of children, somehow never taught any of the natural parts of the world? If they cheer him for his brilliance, does he feel like a lost father, respected by these giant children? If his home culture has legends of times before discoveries, or of gods of long ago, does he ever wonder if they, too, came from true adulthood that he himself can never see? Does he ever realize the flat chested one actually likes him?

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry