ABEL

child of a charnel house

[rosesoma]

and in the basement of that cabin is everything that ever was

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[machi40h]

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[archivalwork]

Home DVD anti-piracy warning screens United States c. 1990s-2000s

[ghostowlattic]

[sympatheticflypaper]

But that’s just how it goes 🤷‍♂️

[strayknight]

using dating apps feels like playing an indie horror game made for a gamejam at this point in my life

[strayknight]

on average what i see on tinder ->

guy whos on vacation that wants to cheat on his husband

cis woman who accidentally set her gender as male and is probably wondering why she only matches with bisexual men

trans woman who has intentionally set her gender as male (i really dont know what these ladies are going through to make them see themselves as not women but i wish them all the best)

my ex who wont leave me alone

guy who can only post group photos and ive no idea which one he is

guy who loves wearing sunglasses and standing really far away

account with no photos who are less than a mile away

ai generated image of a cosplayer

guy who looks weirdly like mr beast

another guy who looks like mr beast

guy who looks weirdly like the first guy but off somehow

gay neo nazi

guy whos only photos are snapchat filters that heavily distort the face

guy whos only photos are of his vtuber avatar

another guy who looks like mr beast

guy who actually seems pretty decent but hes poly and im not so were not compatible

guy who seems normal but hes made it explicitly clear that he just cant let harry potter go even though he disagrees with jk rowling but he will still keep financially supporting it

65 year old man whos insisting hes in his early 30s

alan

another guy who looks like mr beast

guy i know who committed manslaughter

guy whos only personality trait is going to the gym

another mr beast-like

girl im so tired. im just going to start dating the old fashion way by evolving colorful plumage and doing an intricate dance to attract a mate

[girls--complex]

All it takes is one person to say how beautiful they think dandelions are.

[yumikotamori]

[circusofperil]

angel autopsy; limited pieces available

[pukicho]

Just bought an evil book. Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't have a bunch of evil things in it. I wouldn't want that from my evil book.

[pukicho]

I don’t understand the impetus for all the things I say

[ouiouhie]

intruder 👁️