ABEL

child of a charnel house

[sympatheticflypaper]

But that’s just how it goes 🤷‍♂️

[strayknight]

using dating apps feels like playing an indie horror game made for a gamejam at this point in my life

[strayknight]

on average what i see on tinder ->

guy whos on vacation that wants to cheat on his husband

cis woman who accidentally set her gender as male and is probably wondering why she only matches with bisexual men

trans woman who has intentionally set her gender as male (i really dont know what these ladies are going through to make them see themselves as not women but i wish them all the best)

my ex who wont leave me alone

guy who can only post group photos and ive no idea which one he is

guy who loves wearing sunglasses and standing really far away

account with no photos who are less than a mile away

ai generated image of a cosplayer

guy who looks weirdly like mr beast

another guy who looks like mr beast

guy who looks weirdly like the first guy but off somehow

gay neo nazi

guy whos only photos are snapchat filters that heavily distort the face

guy whos only photos are of his vtuber avatar

another guy who looks like mr beast

guy who actually seems pretty decent but hes poly and im not so were not compatible

guy who seems normal but hes made it explicitly clear that he just cant let harry potter go even though he disagrees with jk rowling but he will still keep financially supporting it

65 year old man whos insisting hes in his early 30s

alan

another guy who looks like mr beast

guy i know who committed manslaughter

guy whos only personality trait is going to the gym

another mr beast-like

girl im so tired. im just going to start dating the old fashion way by evolving colorful plumage and doing an intricate dance to attract a mate

[girls--complex]

All it takes is one person to say how beautiful they think dandelions are.

[yumikotamori]

[circusofperil]

angel autopsy; limited pieces available

[pukicho]

Just bought an evil book. Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't have a bunch of evil things in it. I wouldn't want that from my evil book.

[pukicho]

I don’t understand the impetus for all the things I say

[ouiouhie]

intruder 👁️

[screenshotsofdespair]

[spinningwheeloftime]

lady jacqueline de longcorridor fills the hole in my heart left by magnus o. puss thank you thomas mayo

[cognitohazardous]

always be sure to follow people with differing viewpoints in order to broaden your own mindset

[redactedhaunt]

the party ended an hour ago and she's still here (jumping on the creepypasta miku trend late)

[gieoki]

i’ll change for you

[ohitspurple2]

[afloweroutofstone]

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

[pandemicedemic]

The Birth of flesh

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

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my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

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hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

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tonight she very carefully explained that there’s been a screw rattling around in her laptop for months but today it stopped which means it’s wedged on something and then the image on the screen started sliding sideways but she rebooted three times and now it’s fixed. and then an hour later she dropped from the call

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also she said her laptop bluescreens every time she connects to the school wifi specifically I guess just to round things out

[pixlh3art]

Hi there! Certified computer technician here.

what the fuck