“let's face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.”

“my name is mary jane watson. i was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for five years, i've been the one and only spider-woman. i'm pretty sure you know the rest.”

[spinnneret]

a low-activity indie rp blog for MARY JANE WATSON of MARVEL COMICS; re-imagined in a verse where she's the spider-person. informed by the amazing mary jane comics (2019), the sony animation spider-verse trilogy, & personal headcanon. as written by lizzie ( 20s; she / they; est. ) A STUDY IN — [to be added].

i. information. ii. pinterest.

BLOGROLL — oddsfavorcd. fircbug.

[spinnneret]

ik i haven't been super active here but i am going on a hiatus until at least sept 1 (i may be back before then but i don't want to commit to anything). i'm having surgery tomorrow and idk how quickly my recovery will be. i have things queued over on my thg blog @/oddsfavorcd and will probably be bothering ppl there (either ic or ooc) before sept 1.

[oceansprompts]

text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

[spinnneret]

the problem with mcu verse mary jane is i have no great passion for the mcu movies i have seen or their interpretation of peter parker.

[agnes-nielsens]

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

[spinnneret]

mary jane is my most neglected muse... im so sorry girl... i love u

[spinnneret]

mapping mary jane's powers on the power grid and giving mj some cool spider inspired powers because she's my baby and i want her to have cool shit

[juliettesandleitner]

august 12, 2014

new york city was extra cloudy and picturesque today

[spinnneret]

btw did an inbox wipe & cleared out all my drafts from before my two month hiatus ! if i happen upon an old thread and have muse for it i'll do a reply but no promises, i'm trying to keep rp low key for myself and the number of drafts i had across blogs was stressing me out </3

[lvebug]

text message prompts : “[text] call me this date is going so bad” / @spinnneret . . . ♡.ᐟ

[ outgoing call in progress... ]

"hey, mare— mare!" the second the call picks up andie let's panic fill her tone. "there's— i think there's something flooding!! you need to come home right now!!!" she lays calmly across her bed, feet in the air and grinning, an expectant pause waiting for confirmation on if she sold her performance enough. lying isn't something that comes easily to andie—or makes her terribly comfortable most days, despite how common it's become in her life—but the weight of this lie won't stack up on her shoulders and pull her down like all the rest. this one isn't accompanied by the exclusion of the people who andie holds dearest, being made to look them in the eyes and come up with excuses for where she's been or why she's late, wedging a divide between them that only makes the truth harder to face the longer the lie has gone on. no, no harm will come to the person on the other side of the table from mj from this. as long as it's not romeo...

[spinnneret]

“oh, shit,” mary jane says, doing — if she can say so herself — a damned good job of pretending that she hadn't just texted andie in a panic from the bathroom.

“i'll be home in a few,” mary jane says, trying to sound reassuring, and hangs up before turning back to her date. “um, that was my roommate,” she says, an apology in her voice. “there's something flooding in our apartment?”

the boy she'd been on a date with regards her coolly, almost managing to look disappointed, which is the most expression he's shown so far. he'd managed to be completely boring, and simultaneously too into himself — he'd failed to ask mary jane a single question about herself, and instead had talked about his finance major for at least eight minutes straight without stopping. (she'd timed him, using the clock on the resteraunt's wall).

she apologizes again, puts down a twenty for her half of the bill, and walks out of the resteraunt. she doesn't look back at brad/braxton/benny/whatever his name was.

[ outgoing text ] : omg tysm i totally owe you one

[ outgoing text ] we were there for an hour and i'm not sure he knew what my name was 😭

[spinnneret]

hello all!! i am tentatively back in the lowest of keys! pls assume i will be here sporadically for the foreseeable future <3

[spinnneret]

btw full and complete hiatus for a bit! i'll be around on discord if u wanna chat !

[kevinwada-deactivated20230323]

Spider-Gwen Issue 21

Mary Jane Watson variant :)

[entriprises]

“you look like you’ve been up all night" ‧₊˚ @spinnneret

his shoulder smacks right against the doorway as he turns away from her a second too late to watch where he's going. "oh-" filing into the campus eatery, he slows, one hand now cradling his shoulder as mary jane comes to stand beside him rather than behind. "i forgot i had a paper due," he admits, "on a book i didn't really know we were reading in lit." there's a sheepish smile to accompany what's certainly an admission of romeo being a hot mess. "so that was my whole night." it's barely nine now, "i thought about going to bed after i finished it, but considering i was behind a whole ass book yesterday, i figure i should probably go to my ten o'clock." he picks up one of the food trays, passing it over to her before grabbing his own.

[spinnneret]

“oh, yikes,” mary jane says, a grimace across her face. “i hate pulling all-nighters. i never get anything done after three am, and besides, a girl needs her beauty sleep.” a smile spreads across her face, her tone joking and light-hearted. all part of the act, she thinks to herself. if everyone thinks mary jane is in bed at nine, no one will suspect her when spider-woman is seen gallivanting about saving the city at ten.

she takes the tray from him, sliding it along and grabbing one of the blueberry muffins. “i've got dramaturgy at ten,” she says. “it's in the lit building. let me walk with you to class. i'll buy you a coffee.” she's only a little concerned if she leaves romeo to his own devices, he'll walk straight into a wall and break something. and andie will never forgive her if mary jane lets romeo break his nose when she could've stopped him.

[spinnneret]

rearranging mary jane's thg verse. she's actually a capitolite actress who then later becomes a director a la cressida rather than a victor....

[spinnneret]

btw i am currently going thru it (a breakup) and idk when i'm gonna be a person again. sorry :(

[spinnneret]

@inhcritance sent: “do you realize what this means?”

“nope,” mary jane says, taking a sip of champagne from the flute in her hand. “listen, harry, it was very nice for you to invite me to this party, but i have absolutely no idea what anyone is talking about.”

she's a theater major, not a biology major. and sure, empire state university required she had a few science courses, but she'd taken all her required science classes freshman year. “why don't you take pity on a girl and explain it to me?”