You can Group Everything in the world into Two Categories:
1. Things that will Shoot you
2. Things that won’t Shoot you
3. Misfire
Sad part is you’re not wrong
I can’t even argue
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@spinnyster
You can Group Everything in the world into Two Categories:
1. Things that will Shoot you
2. Things that won’t Shoot you
3. Misfire
Sad part is you’re not wrong
I can’t even argue
is it Hard for you to know When to Shoot?? it’s okay, I made You a chart to Help you decide When to Shoot
pANTS? IN my Guns?
@prrowler did you do this?
You can Group Everything in the world into Two Categories:
1. Things that will Shoot you
2. Things that won’t Shoot you
3. Misfire
Sad part is you’re not wrong
You can Group Everything in the world into Two Categories: 1. Things that will Shoot you 2. Things that won't Shoot you 3. Misfire
My Guncopter goes chkchkchkchkchkchkchkchk
“It’s not gay if it’s on the moon” who the fuck wrote this. It’s extremely gay if its on the moon
I can guarantee it’s at least 20x gayer on the moon
Make it 50x
@misfire-misfires
Guns in MY Pants? It’s more likely than you Think
Guns in YOUR face?? It’s more likely than you think
You just started a gunfight with the DJD you fragger
They are Less suspicious when they’re Dead
they’re only playing dead. im sure they’ll wake up soon and fuck us up.
Well then Let's Make Sure they Don't Wake Up
When People ask For my Gender
*unzips the pants I am magically wearing for some reason* *a fully loaded automatic machine gun pops out*
@misfire-misfires
Guns in MY Pants? It’s more likely than you Think
Guns in YOUR face?? It’s more likely than you think
You just started a gunfight with the DJD you fragger
They are Less suspicious when they're Dead
My family is Nuclear… by this I mean they Explode A Lot
Just stressed-induced verbal explosions these days, mostly…
*Pats Fulcrum* If You need someone to talk your spark out to, I’m always here.
Alternatively, I could just remove it for you, but spoiler alert: you might not survive that
*chuckles* ‘Appreciate, that Spinst. But I like my spark just fine where it is.
@misfire-misfires
Guns in MY Pants? It’s more likely than you Think
For once, I really, reeeally hope you’re referring to actual guns.
@misfire-misfires Guns in MY Pants? It's more likely than you Think
You can’t be bad at anything if you don’t do anything
Misfire, you’re still bad at doing Nothing too
Aw frag off On the contrary of you, I can keep my guns in my pants when I get bored.
My family is Nuclear… by this I mean they Explode A Lot
Just stressed-induced verbal explosions these days, mostly…
*Pats Fulcrum* If You need someone to talk your spark out to, I'm always here.
Alternatively, I could just remove it for you, but spoiler alert: you might not survive that