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♥ Am Lissa ♥ might be an artist ♥ ♥ any pronouns ♥ 25 ♥ ♥ might be hiding here just for fun ♥

[pisspurveyor]

PIN ME PIN ME OOOHHHH PIN MEEEEE

Am Lissa! ♥ 26 ♥ Aussie ♥ Bisexual and Asexual ♥ Feel free to use any pronouns on me, I don't mind any of em ♥ Multiship ♥ Multifandom

I'm a super social beast, hunt me like a wild animal in my askbox!

I enjoy colours that cause eyestrain, my deepest apologies.

Ramble Tags: General ramble ♥ Honkai Star Rail ♥ Final Fantasy XIV ♥ Tomodachi Life ♥ Fire Emblem ♥

Come find my OCs (to be expanded): Sombeline ♥ Galadan ♥ Jules ♥ Vidalka ♥ Pillow ♥ Duvet ♥ K'ineih ♥

Art Links: My Art Sideblog ♥ Art Resources Tag ♥ My Art Tag ♥

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:

[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?

A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.

Q: Why did you need to be the victim?

A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]

From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites

[dragongirl-casca]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

how could you leave this in the comments? *kneeling, holding a dead brown mammal*

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[maxxie-or-smth]

i'm not even a top i just want to hurt people

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

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Collecting

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[id-my-dog]

Bichon Frise, Poodle

Bichon Frise, Poodle

Coton De Tulear, Maltese

Bichon Frise, Coton De Tulear

Poodle, Bichon Frise

[innerchildabortionclinic]

My horrible sons ranked from most to least deserving of life

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[8lueee]

still miss them so much ( ; ω ; )

[mynowherenothing]

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[nuncamuere]

men who are now banned from knifeplay #makeaterriblecomicday2026

[cutecipher]

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

[spiralstaircased]

people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good