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@misfre
@decepticoncoward why u tryna b an autobot?
ur not even an autobomb
An autobomb? Really? I’m not sure I should tell you now, just for making me listen to that joke.
dont whinge ive been very restrained with my bomb ass jokery this month
Misfire, that’s two bomb jokes you’ve told in the same conversation.
you sayin’ they’ve got big...impact on you?
@decepticoncoward why u tryna b an autobot?
ur not even an autobomb
An autobomb? Really? I’m not sure I should tell you now, just for making me listen to that joke.
dont whinge ive been very restrained with my bomb ass jokery this month
@decepticoncoward why u tryna b an autobot?
ur not even an autobomb
yo is this where u get free extra spikes [misfre]
Now this could mean several things… Ya gotta be a bit more precise, darl´
“ MOUTH, servos, valve, you name it. Even my pedes if you want, you freaky fragger. ” He was kidding. He’d kick him in the jaw if he tried that shit. Mostly as a reflex.
“Hm. I might be interested.” And he could still fondle some wings in the process. “I’ll be good and leave ya unharmed then.”
“ SWEET, and I get my servos on an extra spike? An’ yours, of course. ” Today was turning into a damn good day. He pushed himself off the wall, and made his way over to the other, looking up at him as his wings perked up.
yo is this where u get free extra spikes [misfre]
Now this could mean several things… Ya gotta be a bit more precise, darl´
“ MOUTH, servos, valve, you name it. Even my pedes if you want, you freaky fragger. ” He was kidding. He’d kick him in the jaw if he tried that shit. Mostly as a reflex.
yo is this where u get free extra spikes [misfre]
Now this could mean several things… Ya gotta be a bit more precise, darl´
MISFIRE couldn’t help but smirk up at him, patting his cheek, and his wings shifted a little. “Mmm, true, but I will literally bite off your spike if you touch my wings. ”
ribbon heart meme bc tumblr is a dick and wont let me copy it [misfre]
Send a 💝 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get.
62: our muses play video games together
Krok walked down one of the halls of the W.A.P. towards a loud sound he’d been hearing for a while. It sounded like the TV was blaring in the common area. Although he thought everyone had gone to bed. Apparently not considering that when he walked into the room there was Misfire sitting in front of the TV with a controller in hand.
“What are you doing?”
@misfre
IT might be 2am, but that didn’t mean anything to the magenta jet. Time isn’t real anyway. Plus, it was the perfect time to do basically anything he wanted to without Krok or Fulcrum getting int he way of his fun. Not like his processor would ever let him recharge in peace for more than a few hours. His optics didn’t leave the screen, grabbing a handful of energon candies and stuffing them in his intake before replying.
“ MMMPH…m’playin’ vidja game. Wanna? ”
Krok glared down at the mess that the snacks were leaving behind, but chose to ignore it for now, instead choosing to walk over and sit next to Misfire.
“Depends.” He said with a solemn face, “What game is it, and where did you find it?” He knew Misfire had games but he never recalled seeing this one before.
HE shifted over slightly to let Krok sit down, passin over a controller and a bag of snacks, popping it between them, optics glued to the screen. Shrugging, the jet cursed under his breath as he died. Again.
“ SHOOT ‘em up. Gotta shoot the weird little flower people with that button, and not die. An’ I…found..it? Dunno, it was just in a pile of stuff. ”
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@misfre
misfre: Okay, this took forever to respond to because I couldn’t think of a response that would adequately express how cool a person you are? You’re so creative?? Seriously, in, like, everything. Art is delightful, fics are such a fun read, and rps are engaging. HONESTLY, talking to you is one of the best parts of my day, even though our time zones are, like, 7 hours apart, and I’m either asleep or in class for most of your day. You’re?? The best? And I’m super glad I met you.
legit man readi that made me tear up a lil espec bc ive been...feelin like im anot a great friend and that ppl secretly done like me right now ahh i loe you too!!! so much!! i get so hype to talk to u espec bc u timezone is so janky with mine ahah but ye!! enjot this high quality shitpost
Mistakes were Made
[ rubs lil handsies together @drunkenforcefields ]
PRIMUS, he both hated and loved this shit. Whatever the Pits it was he was drinking, he wasn’t too sure at this point. It was pink with a very high engex content. Nice. Just as he was about to vaguely attempt to order another before he finished the first(?) one, he noticed another mech a few along. He wasn’t there before. Huh. Automatically, his optics flicked down to the badge on his chest, though technically it shouldn’t matter.
Autobot.
OKAY, good, they hated him slightly less than most Decepticons. Soon as the weird techno-organic that had been seated between them left, he scooted over onto the seat next to him. The space station was a frequent haunt of mechanicals, yeah, but not too often Cybertronians. Nice to see one, isince his crew was...elsewhere.
“ HEY, Misfire. You should try whatever the frag this is, ‘cause I dunno if I’ve been here a few cycle sor, like...four megacycles. “
You can Group Everything in the world into Two Categories:
1. Things that will Shoot you
2. Things that won’t Shoot you
3. Misfire
Sad part is you’re not wrong
I can’t even argue
who the sh it is u [misfre ]
“uh…. Starscream, and you are?”
@misfre
“I never met ‘im,but you already seem way better. Ya don’t screech, for one.” He grinned, and stuck out a servo. “Misfire.Yeah, I do live up to the name.”
yo is this where u get free extra spikes [misfre]
Now this could mean several things… Ya gotta be a bit more precise, darl´
“Yeah i mean i’ll take a spikin if theres one goin but i came for one to wave in crummy’s face. can’t have too many dicks!’
“I mean… sure I could just give ya a free spike.” And even more likely: That free fuck. “But what do I get in return?”
“ You know what ‘free’ means, right? As if, nothing in return? But, fine, whattya want? “ He wasn’t gonna fight Lockdown over it. No way in Pit
“Yeah but nothin´s really free, is it? Ya know what I got from Fulcrum in return?” How informed was this guy? Apparently not fully. “So I give ya a back-up spike and I get.. how ´bout a wing?”
“Ya sure a wing is what you want? Come on, think about it. I got other shit Fulcrum don’t.” He grinned, and leaned against the nearest wall, almost missing it and falling on his ass.
“Like a valve.”
@misfre
A jet. A Decepticon jet she did not know. Process of elimination made him Misfire. With that in mind, Sparkplug threw herself forward to crash into him, beaming excitedly. “Hi! Hi, hi! You’re Misfire right? Fulcrum told me you were here, you wanna do something fun? We should do something fun. It’s nice to see a sensible jet around for once. Let’s do something!”
He had no idea who the flier was, and whirled around when she launched herself at him, automatically drawing his blaster and haphazardly firing off into the wall, ceiling, narrowly avoiding hi own knee - everywhere but his assailant. Not too bad.
“Warn a mech first, shit... Who the frag are you?? Hold up Fulrum? Sensible? WHat, Fulcrum’s doing crack now and not sharing? Bastard...”
“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
ribbon heart meme bc tumblr is a dick and wont let me copy it [misfre]
Send a 💝 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get.
62: our muses play video games together
Krok walked down one of the halls of the W.A.P. towards a loud sound he’d been hearing for a while. It sounded like the TV was blaring in the common area. Although he thought everyone had gone to bed. Apparently not considering that when he walked into the room there was Misfire sitting in front of the TV with a controller in hand.
“What are you doing?”
@misfre
IT might be 2am, but that didn’t mean anything to the magenta jet. Time isn’t real anyway. Plus, it was the perfect time to do basically anything he wanted to without Krok or Fulcrum getting int he way of his fun. Not like his processor would ever let him recharge in peace for more than a few hours. His optics didn’t leave the screen, grabbing a handful of energon candies and stuffing them in his intake before replying.
“ MMMPH…m’playin’ vidja game. Wanna? ”
Krok glared down at the mess that the snacks were leaving behind, but chose to ignore it for now, instead choosing to walk over and sit next to Misfire.
“Depends.” He said with a solemn face, “What game is it, and where did you find it?” He knew Misfire had games but he never recalled seeing this one before.
MISFIRE grabbed some snacks right off the couch where they’d been scattered, slghtly crushed, and some lost down the back. Lookin right at Krok, he stuffed them into his face.
Slolwy swallowin, he shrugged, slumping back on the couch. “ Dunno, lost the case eons ago. “ More like last week. “ It’s a racing game. I’m winning “ Against himself.
Yeah, you could say I’m a gamer
who the sh it is u [misfre ]
“uh…. Starscream, and you are?”
@misfre
“Starscream? Like, ruler of Cybertron Starscream?”
“I wouldn’t even think of that to be in the current realm of possabilities, so no, no I am not the… ruler of Cybertron.”
“ Not in the realm of- You don’t sound like Starcream. Not the guy I know about, anyway. “
