@slandergod , @forensicenthusiast, @relitashes, @supercykes started following you!
“Hello…
I’d be more cheerful for you but I’m mourning the loss of my lunch….” *sniff..*
He cocks his head to one side, curiosity and mischief both alive in his emerald eyes. He can hardly pass this up.
“Oh noooo,” he drawls with no lack of dramatic flair, “Now this is a proper tragedy! Whatever happened to the fair maiden’s lunch? What manner of vile beast or dirty no-gooder could have caused such a thing?”
“Some lowlife on the street crashed into me and knocked it out of my hands! He saw what he did, looked at me, and bolted! Didn’t even offer to buy me a new lunch!” [she’s pretty dramatic, herself.]
“A tragedy in two parts...SIGH. Anyways....what, uh, can I do for ya? Not everyone just. Waltzes into a lawyer’s office...right?”
