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[steerclearofhere-deactivated201]

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

[hotvampireadjacent]

🦕🦖

I miss them so much every fucking day it isn’t fair they’re gone. RIP dionsauirs I miss you so much I’m fucking crying. We could have been friends and I could have used the long neck as a slide. IT ISNT FAIR

[sovietnam]

[slfcare]

Lately I’ve been really into being honest to people about my positive feelings towards them. I told my classmate that I’ve admired her creativity from the start and named a project of hers that I loved, and her face lit up! I took the train with a project partner the other day and told her that I always have so much fun with her, and it prompted an entire conversation about the difficulties of graduating from ‘classmates’ to ‘friends’ and both of our insecurities in this regard (and how we’re definitely getting coffee later). I express my gratitude honestly. I say what I feel if I’d be happy hearing it, myself. I remember details so that I can refer to them later. Once you realize how great you can make someone feel, all of those mundane moments become so special. It will maybe even create some lasting connections, something I think we could all use more of.

[findmeinthefallair]

Important note: Doing this apparently increases oxytocin

[mycoins]

just realized we're all gonna make it!

[mycoins]

let's go!

[protestantcrona]

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

[notpoppunk]

i just feel at home on this website

[telewarp]

im back with some more quick and dirty zero escape text post edits of my favorite little freaks

[bunniope]

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

[grimeclown]

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

[grimeclown]

I mean they

[bugshroom]

just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

[joeyclaire]

oh you slammed your penis into the wrong car door my friend

[bgm05]

Fuck knowledge and ideas

[shitpostingkats]

I love you robots and artificial intelligence with mental illness. I love you repression being depicted as literally deleting archived data to preserve functionality. I love you anxiety attacks being depicted as a system crashing virus. I love you ptsd being depicted as an annoying pop-up. I love you anxiety disorder being depicted as running thousands of simulations and projected outcomes. I love you artificial beings being shown to be human via their own artificiality.

[mme48151]

[hustlerose]

a group of late 1800s miners singing a working song while hammering a massive dildo into my ass

[hustlerose]

help

[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[amethystsoda]

[herpsandbirds]

Turtle Frog (Myobatrachus gouldii), family Myobtrachidae, Hill River, Western Australia

photograph by Thomas Mesaglio

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

don’t be scared to ask that person out. the worst they could do is say ‘no’ and then begin attacking you with their bare hands, ripping the skin off your face and tearing out chunks off flesh from your arms and disemboweling you