God Is Dead

Male / an age / into metal / go fuck yourself / fueled by coffee and spite / aspiring writer

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Noice

Supposedly, acceptance of same sex marriage is at an all time high in the USA. you go, gays.

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Can relate

I hate it when  I’m called homophobic because it assumes that I’m scared of those people. Like ??? I could beat they ass.

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Bad Dashboard

Don’t you hate it when the art people make is shown in your dashboard and you’re just sitting there like

“STOP. How dare you show people more talented then me!”

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Horror Movies

In the spirit of halloween, I’d like to know everyone’s favorite horror movie / horror movie series.

Mine is the Saw franchise. :)

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A Title

You aren’t a true white person until you call that instant rice that you boiled inside a pot delicious

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What Deathcore bands are you vibing with right now?

Right now, I am really into stuff like strangled and paleface. I’m also revisiting classics that I missed (because I’m rather new to this genre) like ABRB, Molotov Solution, and Despised Icon.

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Anybody wanna play Yugioh: Capsule Monster Coliseum for the ps2 with me?

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A question

What do gay people think about the “I’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks” meme?

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If  you don’t drink Hershey Chocolate Syrup straight from the bottle, what do you even do for your life?

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Halloweenie

Okay, hear me out. Halloween is the WORST holiday.

1. Having to go house to house having to talk to strangers gives me the big anxious, and it makes me uncomfortable.

2. Those costumes are uncomfortable as shit, and never fit 100% right. Also, maybe it’s just me, but those “sexy” ____ costumes for women are awful. It’s the middle of October! It’s cold as fuck out.

3. All you get is candy. Candy is nice, but the socks and gift cards you get for Christmas are so much nicer. Candy is temporary, but sock is forever

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When they scroll past without saying howdy

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Okay. I want someone to explain to me exactly how and when Alex became a gender neutral name.

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A little test

I’m gonna pop Viagra pills until I fall unconscious from lack of blood flow to the brain.

Wish me luck, everyone

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food

Ngl, I would come home from a family dinner and then eat a whole box of oreos.

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Hey. You ain’t lookin’ too hot. Drink some soup. You need it

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*GASP*

Imagine: You order a burger at your nearest fast food restaurant, you get your order and you sit down.

you open up your wrapper, then *GASP* they gave you a goddamn burgoid.

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Bikes

Buy a bike and a lock for it, take it a public space, chain it to somebody else’s bike, walk home, and never return.