Spit-Shine and Hammer Time!

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Happy Thursday, and remain indoors!

Lately, Impact’s been expressing some concern over the quality of the movies I subject you all to, and it seems enough is enough. Luckily for us, she’s taken it upon herself to rescue us with some proper viewing material.

To that end, we’ll be watching Megamind, and she’ll be joining in. Isn’t that lovely?

Be kind to her or your planet’s toilet paper supply gets bridged into a black hole. Don’t think I’m not petty enough to do it.

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YOU’RE WELCOME!

3:D

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Some humans I like almost lit their house on fire last night!

They’re fine, and so is their bird, so it’s pretty funny!

Fireplaces.

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Oh, but nobody’s allowed to call me small but me!

...and Papa and Daddy. They get a special dispensation!

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I relate to The Child because I’m also small, cute, and powerful.

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IT’S ME!

Hi! Some people are new and don’t know me so hiiiiiii!

I’m Impact! I’m almost 13 Earth years old and I like animals and going fast!

I have, like, so many Earth chickens and cats and an immortal corgi (Megatron gave him to me!) and I love them very much!

When I grow up I’m gonna be like Bill Nye and other cool humans and have a TV show where I show cool facts and animals from Earth and Cybertron!

I don’t have an altmode yet, but I’ve got a really pretty one picked out for when I do!

I haven’t done Tumblr much lately since I’ve been so busy with animals and science and video games and making stuff, so I get distracted! I do know human memes, though! 

Sooooooo, that’s me!

3:D

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YOU ARE D A R L I N G S O L O V E D B Y A S Q U I S H Y

THANK YOU SQUISHY!

I LOVE YOU TOO!

3:D

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I have a didgeridoo and a vuvuzela I AM NOW A BARD!

My first song is called “If I had a twin we’d be best friends, but I don’t have one so I don’t want one.”

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So what does orange mean on Cybertron then? Apart from being joyless and no fun allowed?

Orange on Cybertron carries roughly the same connotations as yellow does on Earth. It’s a very warm, sunny, vibrant color.

[spitshineandhammertime]

Orange is the best color!

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I watched a movie at Soundwave’s and there was sad but there was also nice helptapod aliens and cool timey-wimey stuff!

And now it’s bedtime!

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*Papa’s not in a good way. Impact was in her room when...things...happened, but she can get the gist of it. Enough of a gist to see that it is imperative that she transform into the most loving and comforting mechanical limpet known to Cybertronian kind.*

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I made a saddle for Rarebit!

[anotherhumanpet]

Fellas is it crazy to wanna explore haunted houses with your robot friends?

[spitshineandhammertime]

Make friends with the ghosts!

[anotherhumanpet]

I don’t wanna makes friends with the ghosts, I wanna look for ghosts with friends.

[spitshineandhammertime]

Why not both? 3:D

[anotherhumanpet]

Fellas is it crazy to wanna explore haunted houses with your robot friends?

[spitshineandhammertime]

Make friends with the ghosts!

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forceguardian submitted:

Don’t mind me, I’m just sending you musics.

😻🥁🎶

.Shrill, yet catchy…creepy, yet reassuring! 

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I like it!

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Take this patronus quiz and see how you do.

Your result: Dolphin!

IT DIDN’T GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION BOO

tagged by: Papa!

tagging: Anybody!

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I FOUND A DESCRIPTION!

“Those with this patronus are typically very social and intellectual. If you have this patronus you’re smart and quick witted. With an excellent ability to understand other people and empathise.Your fun loving nature can take many forms, be it the life and soul of a party or individual activities, fun is your department.“

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Take this patronus quiz and see how you do.

Your result: Dolphin!

IT DIDN’T GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION BOO

tagged by: Papa!

tagging: Anybody!

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Your daughter is practicing satanic glitter rituals btw

I know! Isn’t she a treasure?

[spitshineandhammertime]

3:D

It’s a satanic glitter science ritual! I wrote it down! That makes it science!